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Only one more year before she's too old for Trollface!

There were only two and a half years between this : and this:

Hoss broke the thread... Well, I'm not going to do a geek code to answer his question. I will rank my geekiness by interest: 1) Transformers 2) Movies 3) Video/sound editing 4) Woodworking 5) Geocaching You only get my top 5 because this isn't my fucking life story. If Dr. Banner were...

Next month, Starcraft will be old enough to drive.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince: Oscar-winning actor Maximilian Schell dies at 83 - CNN.com

What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Princess Bride or Shawshank Redemption?

Why can't some fucking nitwits follow instructions?

The only drug I take is xanax when I fly, but I generally get real fucking wasted. Like blackout high.Frequently when this happens, time slows down (or disappears) for me, and I might find myself spending a few seconds contemplating an electrical outlet at an airport charging station when I've...

It was hard for me when I remembered that in Grosse Pointe Blank, JOhn Cusack went to his 10 year high school reunion, so if you go to your 20th, you are 10 years older than he was in that movie. Also, Office Space is so old that Peter's job was to prepare code for Y2K.

Mark Trail was desperate once...

I always wanted to see Kurt Russell as Lobo. He could also be Cable...

American Inventor DICK OUT!!!

HIT SHIFT KEY MOTHERFUCKER! I DARE YOU!

Well... American Inventor dick?

I'm thinking that the dragon represents Black Friday? Or am I missing the other subtle nuances of this piece?

<------------------- I'll stick with Old Reliable this holiday season.

DON'T BE HATIN'!

What are we all thankful for this year? I am thankful that I don't have to drink this: I am thankful for dimples above women's butt cheeks: I am thankful that all us classless monkeys still have a place to gather, chuck feces at each other, look at tits, trannies, and kittens, and...

As much as I'd love to see a David Fincher directed Red Dead Redemption, I am more intrigued by a Chris Nolan Katamari Damacy. He would give it that sense of realism that most other directors wouldn't be able to provide. While the original Katamari is more than 7 years old, there have been...

Not gay... Just forever alone. How many more blowjobs do you think you'll get before you die?

As soon as you are responsible for someone's death, you may as well go all out genocide on these motherfuckers. What's the best way to tell someone that their mother has died?

Jif. But only if Skippy is unavailable. What would it look like if there was a fight between The Nightmare Before Christmas universe and Todd McFarlane's Twisted Christmas?

Tits or GTFO. I can compromise when it comes to music. You can't deal with sad funbags. Have you ever been part of a pyramid scheme successfully?

Stupid American Pride. Maybe we aren't that great. What was the one movie that McCheese couldn't even watch on DVD?

I've lost some friends... Not to death, but just because of dipshit moves on both my part and their part. Some I regret, but others make me angry because the friendship doesn't get repaired even after apologies are made. It's bullshit. What's the one thing I have to do in Hawaii?

Trick or Treat!

I just lost a friend to cancer, and it made me think of my sister. who has been cancer free for 3 years, but it makes me wonder what they gave her for survival in years. I don't like thinking about not having her around. It makes my heart hurt. She had breast cancer and had a double mastectomy...

It makes one ask "Just what would I do for a paycheck?"

BEAUTY COMES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!