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They"ll just be average at best like the rest of her, I"m sure.

I"m predicting it"ll be a huge disappointment like the other 999 posts.

And he wonders why he"s single and left trolling OKCupid.

She has another new tattoo that you can"t see, too. It"s right over her solar plexus.

Needs some blemishes on the tits.

We"re one minute to midnight on the attention whoring doomsday clock.

Aaaaaand that"s all of another man talking about their genitals that I want to read.

I like how Camerous is still trying to pretend we"re all jealous of his cock.

WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE CAMEROUS"S PENIS

I can"t think of anything I could do to him that would be worse punishment than being him already is.

Herp in the shape of a tophat?

I know you desperately need to believe that this is why people are making fun of you. Sadly, it"s not true.

Looks like Trex is shopping for a replacement for Tyen.

Haven"t you seen enough cocks in your lifetime already, Trex?

If you analjazzle, you might pull ahead!

I gave you a +net too, but it"s worth coming into the thread to say that this is probably the only funny joke involving Etoille that"s ever been posted here.

No, she told you she didn"t do meth and you believed her, because you"re you.

Why am I not surprised that Aamina hooks up with meth-heads?

I got demoted out of Keg"s sig. I"m so sad

I can truthfully say, you"re the only one I"ve ever known to piss a chick off in that particular way. Bravo, sir.

It sounds like she"s already decided it"s over; you can"t really take what she"s saying at face value. You can certainly try a few things to salvage the situation if you feel like it, but you should be realistic about the chances.

You"re never going to get back into positive nets if you keep calling people nerds, Keg. I"d feel a little weird dating a chick taller than me anyway, so it doesn"t bother me that much to get discriminated against in the other direction. Although I did have a friend once who was just shy...

Fair enough, and true. I just didn"t get that from the way you "fixed" it.

You fixed it into something that doesn"t make sense? I think you"re trying to insult me but your execution sucks.

Eh, I"m short. So I stick to chicks that are shorter than me, because women silently judge you if you"re not taller than them even if they say they"re fine with it.

Who cares? She"s married and that"s good enough for Camerous.

Uh, have you seen his sig? Frankly, I think he"s just attention whoring it up at this point, anyway.

Well, this thread has taken an unexpected turn.

"Also, got any nudes?"

Prediction: he"ll say "no, gross!" with a fat joke mixed in in this thread... Then blow up your IMs.

Let"s not get too far off topic, here. The important thing is that Camerous sucks.

Someone who lives in West Virginia has no room to talk smack about where anyone else lives, except maybe Mississippi.

Why? For pointing out how retarded it is that Camerous is trying to use me flaming him in giant capital letters as some sort of retarded self-help mantra? The sad, sad reality is that he isn"t ever going to get any better. We"ve seen this same sob story multiple times before. If he had the...

Hey, don"t make him change his sig. I"m proud of that.

A therapist is only going to be able to help so much, and I suspect the actual effect will be just to give him more jargon to use in his excuses. You have to legitimately want to change and be willing to put in the work.

STOP BEING A GIANT WEEPING VAGINA

My advice to Camerous is pretty simple, honestly: Be less worried about getting your dick wet and more worried about turning yourself into a person women don"t walk all over.