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No, it"s because using a religion as a dating service is a ridiculously stupid idea.

That is...wow. That might be the worst advice I"ve seen on the Internet ever, for anything.

You are a giant weeping vagina and any sensible woman will be looking to dump you for even a marginal upgrade at the earliest possible opportunity. You"re more pathetic than Camerous-on-a-bender.

I think the solution here is obvious. Aamina and Camerous need to hook up.

Your sig terrifies me, Keg.

Early leader for worst new poster of 2012! (non-screwing-Tyen category)

Are you counting that as another "ice burn"?

Like any other rehab, the RRP only works when the patient admits they have a problem.

FTFY

Faster if he thinks of ponies.

6:18-6:30? You"re being generous.

I refer you to my sig!

He helps.

Way too many Tyen alts in this thread.

Did you inject the heroin directly into your giant weeping vagina?

It"s scary when Keg is the voice of reason.

Heroin therapy is awesome.

I haven"t posted anything about your beloved TOR in a month or so, Mr. Sandyvag.

Can we go back to talking about sex toys? Please?

It totes does.

The solar plexus is not some esoteric Eastern thing, for fuck"s sake. Celiac plexus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I hope Tyen makes enough money to support you both for the rest of your lives.

Would you be more comfortable if we talked about the best sex toys to use during rape?

You know, a potential new thread is going to be a lot less useful if you all continue falling all over yourselves trying to establish your vaginal street cred. Grow up.

That"s getting closer to an actual useful answer, thanks. It definitely looks interesting, I just wasn"t sure how careful people had needed to be about introducing it.

I"ve been with girls who were built small and had a hard time with just me, much less me and a toy, without a lot of warm up. I was hoping to hear people"s actual experiences, but instead people are just rushing to be dicks. (pun intended)

Eh, I"m not going to get into a penis size competition (it"s a little bit dumb that you had to take it right to that, but whatever, it"s Screenshots); suffice it to say all girls are built a little differently, and being able to pass a watermelon is not the normal condition for most of them.

The "will this and I both fit inside comfortably" issue seems like a real one, though.

That We Vibe looks pretty good. What"s the texture of it like though? It seems like it might get aggravating to rub up against.

I was thinking it looked sortof like a Dustbuster.

My negs say otherwise. /wrists

Yeah, definitely more going on there than just anxiety. I never feel suicidal for instance.

Yup; counterintuitively, trying to comfort/calm down someone having an anxiety attack is one of the WORST things you can do unless you"re a trained professional, because of exactly what you say. Someone hovering over you asking you if you"re okay, if there"s anything they can do to help, etc...

Benzos are short-acting drugs. So I"m not surprised to hear that your relief from them was only temporary. They also are really nasty to withdraw from, which is why most good doctors will be all over your ass if they think you"re taking too much. The only type of "retraining your brain" that...

You sound tense. Maybe you need to rape someone? Has it been a while?

Man, I even tried to give you a little credit. I also don"t own any spandex. Or yoga pants. Sorry to disappoint you

I have anxiety/panic disorder, that presents in a way similar to what Ravvenn describes (no identifiable trigger, my body just goes from calm to WHAT THE FUCK I"M GONNA DIE over the space of a minute or two). Keg is a retard but he"s right in that stuff like Xanax should be taken extremely...

If a_skeleton_03 uses diaper cream for his face, does that make him an assface? edit: joke that made more sense!

Ideal for babies" skin care needs, huh? I"ve never been much for using lotion, my skin doesn"t seem to want/need it.

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Okay, this has to be ready for the Hall of Shame now, right? How do you top period vampires?