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    Psy sang about killing americans before Oppa Gangnam Style.

    So what white artist should've performed for the President?
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    About fohguild.org and Requiem

    Did the test involve bending down to touch your toes?
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    MLB 2013 season

    Ballsy? No, just plain bad.
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    Psy sang about killing americans before Oppa Gangnam Style.

    You're absolutely right, Trace Adkins should perform at the White House, wearing his Confederate Flag earpiece.
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    Psy sang about killing americans before Oppa Gangnam Style.

    Your hand doesn't need a shoe.
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    Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!

    Happy Holidays!
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    Roku Box

    The fact that it doesn't have autoplay for Netflix makes me a sad panda.
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    Psy sang about killing americans before Oppa Gangnam Style.

    Nope, I just hate you. You're a closet racist who wants a reason to be mad.
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    Psy sang about killing americans before Oppa Gangnam Style.

    Charles, you are a gigantic faggot.
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    About fohguild.org and Requiem

    I didn't know that Aspergers caused your penis to turn into something out of Aliens.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Looks really nice! Any of you have a recommendation for ~$100 headphones to use with a guitar amp? I want to be able to play at 2am if I'm awake without blasting out my neighbors.
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    Soda Stream

    I have one and it's great. The flavors don't taste exactly like storebought soda, but they taste just fine themselves once you get used to it. A lot of the difference you're tasting is that they don't use HFCS.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I'm a noob, but I think you'd probably benefit from taking some actual lessons. You probably have some bad habits that are holding you back.
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    Pocket Pussies!

    This is my new favorite thread on these forums.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    It'sthe Crush Pix CR20L. It has a ton of built in effects, none of which I can really appreciate yet but the guy at the store went through them with me and it's pretty damn cool.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I got that Orange amp and I like it a lot. The built in effects are a good way for me to learn about them as I get better, without spending a bunch of money on pedals and shit. Plus, to my ear anyway, it sounds really good.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Justinguitar.com is good, for online lessons. People were recommending Line6 amps in the other guitar thread, but I'm a newbie too. I'm sure someone else will chime in.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I'm gonna go try out that Orange amp tomorrow.
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    Welcome to retrolled

    I tried to register as "Gavinrad's Giant Weeping Vagina" but the site said it was too long.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Whatever, you"re just used to the weed smoke because that"s what passes for air in Portland.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What? It smells terrible. What do you think keeps incense makers in business?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Weed smells awful.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know it"s more comforting to you to think that there are just a few people conspiring to make fun of you, but the reality is that the knowledge of your suck is widespread. We"re just saying what everyone else is thinking.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    And it"s the only cardio most of them have gotten in years.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was thinking "Raggedy Ann 30 years later".
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s already fucking someone else (or intends to in the very near future). You know it, just don"t want to admit it to yourself.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Bitch, please. You"re the romantic equivalent of a snuff film.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Nobody wants to see your ass. We want this thread to die, and you to go away.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    I figured, I just like having any excuse to drop that video on people.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    NOW can this go to the fucking Rickshaw where it belongs? Also, Citten, you are a pussy bitch.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Late to the party, but lol at those being a D cup in anybody"s mind.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    No, she"s doing this because she"s an attention whore who thought you were going to give her 10/10 across the board.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Nobody blames you for this, Keg. And I say that as someone who doesn"t generally like you very much.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    You know, I don"t care so much about the rest of this, but this bullshit of Trex being a de facto mod now is getting ridiculous.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Even an A cup can buy a D cup bra. It doesn"t mean it"s the right size.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Isn"t this true in both cases?