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My driveway could use a power washing. Does he take commissions?

Our plan is similar, but we're not going to sell the current house. We're just going to buy duplicates of everything for the new house. Fuck moving.

OK lets use your handy tips. That dog had a high, wide, slow tail wag with a full body wiggle. That means slightly aroused and friendly. I rest my case. First time in the pit bull thread?

Little buggar was just playin. Lookit that tail. I LoL'd out loud when the citizen was like "give me your baton" and the cop gave her a weapon. Did the thread say anything about why the cops were harassing that innocent citizen and her little dog too? Whatever it was, it seems to have...

Let me put it this way. If that happened to me, I don't think I'd tell anyone the way you described. Not my foh gun bros, not my wife, not my karate buddies, no one. I'd tell people about the guy getting in my face and how I thought I would have to put him down. But not how I was weighing...

I'm happy to finally see female dwarves properly represented.

I noticed that our IT department has started using "Blocklisted" instead of "Blacklisted". Removing some of that excess diversity from the computers is a much needed step in the right direction. They still use "Whitelisted", praise gaia.

HBO wasn't scrambled for a long time. You could get it for free just by hooking up the coax to the box and plugging it into your TV. Source: We were broke and stole the shit out of cable when I was a kid and we had HBO. The utility box was in our back yard so even when they cut us off...

Bro, the holiday special is fucking awesome. I get drunk and watch it every christmas eve.

I'm there for "Bad Cop, Good Dog" When does it release? Is it Porn? Pretty sure Tom Ryder is a porn star. I may be out if it's porn. I'll wait for Ossoi's review.

Speaking of that, fucking UPS has been delivering my neighbors packages to me non-stop. I have my goddamn house number on my carport. Motherfucker isn't even looking for it. I'm going to buy some more numbers and put the address where it can be seen from every angle I guess. My neighbors...

Then what? It would suck? Agreed. If only conservatives made TV and movies, we'd have nothing but Veggie Tales and Trump Prophecies to watch. All starring Chris Pratt, produced by Mel Gibson.

That sounds sweet. My orc bard would fit right in. Does the whole party have to be evil, or can there be a truce for a common purpose?

At first I thought that orcs look suspiciously like lesbians now. Then I realized I had it backwards. Lesbians have always looked suspiciously like orcs. The orc on the horse is clearly supposed to be mike pape himself.

Does it change any of the core mechanics? Or is it like a tasha's that just adds options?

Is this based on your exhaustive research into the one furry you know?