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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol. Written by a doctor. A chiropractor. Can quackopractors prescribe drugs? If not, they're not real doctors. Decent article, but nah, that poking thing is just a small part. You can poke with a baseball bat too, that doesn't make it a stabbing weapon. Her daggers have sharpened...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did you ever tell us his age? I don't see it.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    But they're not sai. They are knives. The way they look, the way she uses them. She can call them teddy bears if she wants. It walks like a dagger and talks like a dagger. It's a dagger.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I agree with you. Maybe he meant faggot. I bet most of the long hairs you've known were faggots.
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    The D&D thread

    I remember when my daughter came into the room in a tizzy about otherkin. I was like Although I was surprised that the shit we said as a joke had become reality for some 'people'.
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    Doctor Who

    At one convention I learned that if you ever see a scene with him that doesn't show the bottom half of the actors .... his dick is out. Especially if it's a scene with someone else. The gayness is the only reason he got away with it for so long. He'd slap his dick on a costar's shoulder while...
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    30 Rock

    I find that I now like older shows that I didn't like when I first saw them. Hawaii 5-0 for instance. I'd say TV from the 70s through the 2000's holds up really well. Come to think of it, I wonder when it all went to shit. I bet we could pinpoint a time.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Vets don't want you to know this, but when your pup has a fever, you should give it mustard. Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Try again, those aren't sai. I can see why you made that mistake. But look at how she's holding them and look at the second panel in the strip and you'll see they are clearly knives with huge hooked quillons.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Raphael is a dude? Holy shit this completely changes the erotic fanfic I'm writing.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That sounds like a very well adjusted pill addict.
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    The Bikeriders

    He's the spittin image of James Dean. Spittin that cum out cause you know he's a fag and looks like he doesn't believe in eating animal protein.
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    The Bikeriders

    The book was about a chicago gang. Is the movie set in austrailia?
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    Hit Man (2023)

    The first act looks like it was pretty accurate from what I know of the real Gary Johnson (Hollywood 'accurate'). Obviously the occupation is wrong, but he really did get into act and wear disguises the way the movie portrayed it. Watched the fist act, I liked it a lot. Turned it shortly...
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    XFL

    Lacrosse is the answer. Premier Lacrosse League season runs June through September
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I was talking about the dog catcher at the end that helped the young bucks. I don't know what the owner was trying to do. Pretty sure it would take a whole bottle of benedryl sedate a dog. My dog has allergies and the vet told us to give her about 10 bennies a day. We saw no lethargy in her...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I was torn. But in the end I was rooting for the popo. I wonder if we can use catch poles on crazy people. I didn't have sound on, didn't she just feed the dog treats with sedatives?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    If he's going to be put down tomorrow, why is he out running the streets today? Just fucking shoot it today. Oh and benedryll? How much benedryll does it take to put a dog out? Like 100? They do not metabolize it the same way humans so. Sounds like some kinda bullshit home euthanasia. I...
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    You don't understand, This will make Kansas City a WORLD CLASS CITY. Just like .... kansas city and charotte and cincinatti and ummm cleveland?
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    Computer Issues

    I do not. Are you on a 4800 baud modem?
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    Computer Issues

    I was looking at that one too. I guess I could just disable the 3rd button. I don't see an option to stop auto scrolling.
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    Computer Issues

    I loaded it and when I run it, it just tells me "No supported device detected." Maybe it works for non MS devices, but I guess you have to have a MS mouse to start with.
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    Computer Issues

    It's always been just from pressing the scroll wheel. But I checked that the control button wasn't stuck by pressing alt and del at the same time. Nothing happened.
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    Computer Issues

    This is the weird fucking scroll you get when you click the mouse wheel and you're not on a link or a place where the middle click is defined. I have 2 questions. 1. What the fuck is this called? 2. How the fuck do I disable it? I don't like scrolling this way. I never have. It only...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I had never done that math before. 46? I'm way past that. Palpatine was 86 when he died (fuck the sequel trilogy). I guess my next old guy star wars benchmark is OB1 who died at 57.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I don't know any of the facts, but it's bullshit that the eagles weren't punished. Fuck the eagles.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I actually wound up watching Deep in the Valley on another service with commercials because prime wanted me to rent or buy it. I think it was tubi, but not sure.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Easy solution. Switch to spotify and they will play everything but the songs on your playlist. Guaranteed you will never hear those 20 songs again.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was scrolling around on Amazon prime a few weeks back and found some of those good old skinemax soft core porn movies. So I bookmarked them for a friday night of drinking and light debauchery. I finally got around to them this past weekend. First one I watched was Ghost of the Pirate Queen...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    He's lucky that one wasn't man aggressive.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Must be some kinda trick hammer. Super strong magnets repelling each other or something. Right? RIGHT? Look how fucked up that block of wood is. This aint the first person to have trouble. I wish he'd given the hammer to his girl. I bet she woulda done it.
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    The Fall Guy (2024)

    It would probably be more accurate to say characters instead of actors. Back then, 99% of what we knew about actors were the characters they portrayed on screen. Chuck and Bert mostly played the same character over and over. Harrison and Lee might not have always been the same characters, but...
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    The D&D thread

    I don't understand and the videos don't explain it. It looks like it's a D12 but with each number printed on it 3 times. But he says in the video there are gyroids in other than D4. Google AI says something about when it lands, a vertex will be straight up with 3 faces around it. That sounds...
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    What tickles your pickle

    A week and a half late.
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    The Acolyte

    Not gonna argue that because I don't know for sure. What I do know is that you need oxygen for fire.
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    The Boys

    Nah son, either the image is reversed or she's a lefty. If she shoulders her rifle right above the bando, the bullets are facing correctly for easy 1 handed reloads. Since the bando doesn't actually go over her shoulder, there's no reason not to do it that way and have the bullets closer...
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    The Acolyte

    Who is the padawan? The girl doing the killing was left for dead by the jedi. First episode was some fucking hack writing. I especially enjoyed the space fire, which was obviously liquid oxygen burning off that happens to be stored just below the fuselage. Right? Good thing the space fire...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I just saw one this week. I forgot to ask about this. She was kinda cute.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Got a question for you old farts. I've had bifocals for a few years but I never used them much. If you go back to my post from a week ago, you'll see that I suddenly started needing readers, so I've been using those bifocals a lot. Now, when I have no glasses I often see a line in my...
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    The D&D thread

    In DC20 I keep seeing things like, as a fighter you regain stamina by performing maneuvers. But maneuvers cost stamina, right? So you regain it by spending it? At what rate? If it's more than you spend that just means stamina is a non factor. If it's less, why not just make the maneuver...