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  1. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I've never heard of anyone who would not eat river fish. I've only heard from people who would not eat fish from specific lakes because the lake was known to be heavily polluted. Now that I think about it, I would not eat anything from the rio grande. So there's one river.
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    The D&D thread

    As far as I know, yes. But they're from 1994 so maybe the copyrights have expired. Also, doesn't D&D have a really relaxed copyright where they specifically allow people like this? So when you're playing you would have the 5e books available too? Including tashas and xanathars and fizbans...
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    The D&D thread

    I was 0 for 4 lifetime on buying stocks. All 4 that I directly bought eventually failed and got de-listed. So I bought apple stock like 5-10 years ago. As you can guess, it didn't work.
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    The D&D thread

    I'mma stop you right there. That doesn't exist. All 'content creators' everywhere are insufferable cunts. But thanks for the answer. Post a link to one you like and I'll watch it. So is it basically "Start wth 5E but with these exceptions"? Or do you just not have as many items and lore...
  5. Hoss

    The Acolyte

    The gotcha moment is when you finish the season finale and they send a fat dude to your house and have him shit on your chest. Source: who do you think they hired for the chest shitting? I'm on a strict diet of nothing but chili for the foreseeable future.
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    The D&D thread

    maybe I'm too much of a min maxxer, but even an attack at disadvantage is better than wasting the action point.
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    The D&D thread

    How do reactions work? Lets say you roll a nat 20 on initiative and you're going first. Your choices are: 1. Use all 4 of your action points, in which case you cannot make a reaction. 2. Save some action points just in case and you potentially don't get to use them at all that round...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to tell them all I was born Feb 29 and then go ballistic when they wish me happy birthday on Feb 28 or March 1. Of course, that didn't work this year, but it tends to stop the automated bullshit.
  9. Hoss

    The Teachers' Lounge (2023)

    I'll wait for the porn version
  10. Hoss

    Vikings

    Make it a zippertits. Born a female named lagertha. Can go by something dumb now like laggy. The series can end in a suicide that was staged to look like a hate crime. Complete with backwards swastikas. I think we just pitched a winner. Find a hollywood producer to collect our billion...
  11. Hoss

    South Park

    He watched an hour long reaction video to the clip on youtube.
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    Vikings

    Both shows are really good. Sure ragnar was awesome and I hated to see him go. But 2 of his sons were awesome too, and this was supposed to be telling the saga of ragnar, which includes what his sons did after him. I hope they keep skipping forward following ragnar's descendants until they...
  13. Hoss

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I think you mean you'd like the opinion of some random youtube faggot that astr0 just watched.
  14. Hoss

    Tires

    Yeah like McBride but less annoying. I was thinking a less annoying Seth Rogan, but Danny McBride is a better comparison. WTF was up with the manager's hands? Is he crippled IRL or was he doing that shit on purpose? They never really fucked with him over it (other than when they...
  15. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Should let them buy it to clean up the gene pool. There's edible silver spray paint. We got a bunch at michael's and handed them out as christmas gifts whatever year that movie came out.
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    What title would you use if you could...

    Do you have to prove the title? I see no reason to be limited to those three. But since you've brought it up, I'm about to have to renew mine too so maybe I'll try to add a title.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's surprising considering the number of frozen potatoe products in the grocery store. But come to think of it I do usually hear about people canning potatoes. What is the difficulty? Do they need to be dried out? Flash frozen? Maybe you can freeze them after cooking.
  18. Hoss

    Dark Matter

    Was the syfy sow based on the same book as this show? They look completely different.
  19. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    What sucks is, he's a kicker and kickers have fragile psyches. All of this bullshit is liable to get in his head and he might start sucking.
  20. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Supposed to have originated in the aftermath of ww2. A couple of soldiers from new orleans were speaking their version of french in France and a frenchman commented that is sounded like connasse french. He meant it sounded like whorehouse french, but the cajuns heard coon ass and ran with it.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I now officially need readers to use a computer. 2 weeks ago I didn't. this week I do.
  22. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Which one did you use? Did you send all 3?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I look for houses I always tell the agents my #1 priority is no HOA/POA. It blows my mind how hard they ignore that requirement and sometimes even try to convince me that HOAs add value. I'm like "Cool, that means the house I want will be cheaper". I have fired a few agents who couldn't...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Do you get to choose between freshly showered or after a hard work out? I need to know how powerful this vomit is going to be after I watch that clip.
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    You think he's really gone? Its good for people jab at him like that to try to tease him out.
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    RL Picture Thread

    How can you tell if someone kayaks? Just wait 5 minutes and they will show you a picture.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    He got the belt first. Like a true ho. Payment up front. (or so I'm told) That story almost reads like the boys did it to her. It was always them starting it up with her and she was just a lonely woman recently out of a bad breakup. Somehow the boy worked out her number after she gave him...
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    The D&D thread

    It did not go as planned, but we beat it. As far as the glue bombs go, we decided not to even try because the str save was against DC11. But we had a glory paladin and when the dragon tried to fly, he used his sentinal feat to reduce it's speed to 0. The pally did most of the damage. The...
  29. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Lemme get this straight. You edgelords are actually in here bitching that they made a villain TOO detestable?
  30. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    That pissed me off enough that a lot of people around me heard about it.
  31. Hoss

    XFL

    I've been catching some games this past week. They are really putting a good product on the field. I need to pick a team and try to follow them.
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That'll be the title of the movie adaptation inspired by the surveillance video.
  33. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    That means we can expect a "Very special episode" where he deals with the trauma of having been molested.
  34. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Is that who tinder is matching you with?
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    Doctor Who

    Dr Axe wound was better than capaldi. Her companions were some of the worst ever. I will be watching. I just forgot about it. I gotta watch it on disney now, right?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Wife told me the other day that she hadn't drunk any water and her pee smelled like coffee. It gave me an idea. You know how they feed coffee beans to civets then sell the civet shit as expensive gourmet coffee? Maybe we could do the same with girls. Make them drink tons of coffee with no...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Yeah but it's not just the gay teachers molesting kids. As evidenced in this thread, lotsa women are. I'd like to see a study on how these victims wind up. My gut tells me they'll be great. But it is technically sexual abuse, so maybe they will turn gay too?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Now lets think this out. We know that being molested makes you gay. How many kids do you think a priest can molest in a career? I mean, at most they can do 1 or 2 per year right? Google says a priests career only lasts 12 years. That sounds sus to me, but I'm not willing to spend any more...
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    Calling out FOH Historians

    I never read that thread, but people have said we were the tip of the spear on gamergate. Didn't Brad McQuaid post here? Not sure if he counts. What about Curt Shilling when he was trying to make MMOs with 38 studios? Did he ever post here? I don't keep up with that section but I...
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    Cheated out of my youth