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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Pish Posh. Declare your yard a sanctuary for the endangered heterosexual green tree frog.
  2. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I thought it was still less than 10%. Not sure if that number includes the .1% trans. What is less than 10% of the population and accounts for over 50% of the child molestation?
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Stand firm https://www.myhighplains.com/news/live-man-shot-at-austin-code-enforcement-after-they-tried-to-cut-his-lawn-home-now-on-fire/
  4. Hoss

    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I looked at his post history. In 2021 he mentioned he was scarce because of RL shit. In 2022 his last post was about UFO shit. I didn't read the post so I'm just going to assume he was abducted by aliens.
  5. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Is it like a zombie invasion? Get diddled by a kiddy diddler and you turn into a kiddy diddler too?
  6. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    It wasn't pulling up his name when I tried to @ him. Maybe because he hasn't been here since 2022. Was he a covid fatality?
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Now I'm wondering if the entire council of hos has big heads. @hossix ? Wait, who is the third member? @a_skeleton_07?
  8. Hoss

    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I miss screamfeeder. I wish eraser would go away so I could start missing him. Or at least switch back to his hodj persona.
  9. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't know what the actual measurement is on my head, but my hat size is 7 & 3/4. One size fits all never fits me either. Now, if the hat is one size fits all LARGE, then it will work. For baseball caps, I like the flexfit L/XL.
  10. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    It's the rot that is wokeism. If you truly believe that an 11 year old can decide he's a girl and has a right to cut his dick off, this is nothing. In fact, this is a few steps back on the degeneracy scale. But it's all part of the same brainwashing.
  11. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Dangerous? Yeah. Pits are wily. The only reason they don't use knives now is because they don't need to. Take away their natural weapons, and they'll start making shivs.
  12. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    That's a wisconsin 9. She might get off easy.
  13. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I was wrong about the date. It's in 2 weeks. A few of us have glue bombs. That's a good idea. We also have alcohol and have already set a troll on fire.
  14. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I've never heard of a corso dog, so I'm going to assume you're a college football fan and taking a shot at Lee Corso having a stroke.
  15. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Situation like that makes me wonder if a tazer would work on them. I always figured if I had to shoot a dog that was attacking someone, I'd do it point blank and make sure the person wasn't in the line of fire. With a pack like that, it's not as easy.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    bacon grease is better
  17. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Sounds like its hobby stuff then. Unless they're releasing some kind of supplemental material for those movies. Toys or game, maybe.
  18. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Say what now? If it was in california it doesn't count. Homos get their balls on the news at every weekly gay pride march.
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To me, it looked like there was a driver in the car. Looks like a dude wearing a ballcap looking at her. Must be the sun visor or something. In that case, I'm gunna guess either the window doesn't work, or she has done $15,000 worth of damage to a caddilac SUV on those bollards and has been...
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm not a fan of mulch in general. But the red stuff is cheaper and holds its color better. That black shit will be gray in a month.
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did she get out of the passenger side of that car?
  22. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Bruh. If one of your maps winds up getting used in a movie, you GOTTA sneak an FOH reference in there somewhere. Like maybe an image of your balls? I dunno, just spitballing in case you don't think you can get away with the actual letters FoH.
  23. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Is that a stat anyone keeps? Any stat is useful if used correctly. Just put less stock in estimates and unconfirmed reports. That's why the death stat is so useful. If a person dies, you know there's a high likelihood they're going to investigate and find the actual dog.
  24. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    LOL that was a chihuahua attack bro. Not sure which side of the debate you're on. A pit woulda ended the misery and we would have had 36 deaths that year.
  25. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    This is exactly what I was doing and it wasn't working. It either didn't change, or I got a popup saying there was a problem with the app and it was swapping back to edge. Apparently my computer was just being a little bitch yesterday, because today all of those methods work. Yesterday it...
  26. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    I know. But there's not. Edge must have become sentient.
  27. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    It doesn't give me the open once or set default options when I right click and select open with. Doing it your way would be just for that one file, right? Either way I bet there's no option. I'll check tomorrow.
  28. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    I have a new computer running windows 11. Edge is being an asshole. It wants to open every goddamn thing. I go into settings and try to change the default apps for things like HTML and PDF files, and it always switches right back to edge. Anyone know how to fix this? I didn't want to rip...
  29. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    There's no reason a gay can't be a decent QB. Jeff Garcia was pretty good until he got full blown aids. Don't forget Donovan McNabb. TO was definitely fucking both garcia and mcnabb. A lot of people suspected Montana was too. If he can play the game, I don't care what consenting adult he...
  30. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    OK I got crazy ideas for the dragon fight. Poke holes in them or help me refine them as you see fit. I can create a large object up to 10x10 feet between 500 lbs and 2 tons. I figure boulder is pretty cheap so maybe I can make a 2 ton boulder for less than 140 gold. I can also animate an...
  31. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    We're going to fight our first dragon this weekend. It's a white dragon. I'm trying to think of something I can create with my song of creation that will give us an edge. The DM likes when we think outside the box so even if there's no item that will directly help, there still might be...
  32. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Look, you like to spend your money on ice cream and wild turkey; I like to spend mine on stupid DNA tests. Don't judge me.
  33. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Having done a few doggie dna tests, I'm pretty sure every dog is a pit mix. Those dogs fuck.
  34. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I thought about looking up bites and even other dog maulings. But he said murders, and I figured we probably have the best stats on actual deaths. Dog kills and maulings can and do often go unreported, so we'd be down to relying on estimates. I can see why his propaganda site doesn't push...
  35. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Interesting pit bull hate group you linked there. "In the 15-year period of 2005 through 2019, canines killed 521 Americans." I had no idea the numbers were so low. 90 million dogs, 300 million people, and this happens on average 35 times per year. Even if you look just at the 18 million...
  36. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Blood for the blood god.
  37. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Our dogs fight over them once they're caught. I think she just wants to play. We used to have a greater pyranees who caught rabbits regularly and ate them. We'd find the hind end sometimes. No telling how many she just ate all of without us seeing it. Also no telling how the fuck she caught...
  38. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    The squirrels like sunflower seeds.
  39. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Ours attract squirrels. Our dogs really like the squirrels. One in particular. She's only caught a few but it's fun to watch the hunt.
  40. Hoss

    Dating

    I used E harmoney when I was dating back in 2010. It was like $10 a month maybe. I got more pussy off of it than all the free dating sites I tried combined. But with the free sites, I talked to more women. But damn. At those rates, you might as well use a one on one match maker. I'm not...