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Man, fucking annoying. Prepare for an emo post. So, yesterday I start flirting with a girl on Facebook. She is talking about some crazy aerobic stunt things in a video, and saying she wants to try it. I say that if she thinks she can lift me, I'm game to try. Har har. We go back and...

Sold the jurassic park truck a few months ago :P Bought it for $1,600, put new tires on it for $600, drove it for just over a year off and on, sold it for $7k. Bunch of haters in here.

I typically sleep between 4-6 hours a day, When I lay down to sleep I'm out in under 30 seconds and wake up in the exact same position, I sleep like I'm dead. I'm not worried about sitting comfortably in bed watching a movie fucking up me sleep any worse than sitting in my computer chair 5 feet...

What's your referral number thing? Like everyone sad, the hundred day return policy thing that's apparently super easy kind of makes it a no brainer to try it at least. If I'm hooking someone up with 50 bucks it might as well be someone from the board. I'm still up in the air about the race...

Well fuck. Now all I see is racecar bed. I wonder if that was the subliminal appeal. God damn it Iannis.

Pet free, for life if I can help it. I don't really roll out of the bed ever, but one of the drawbacks of Latex mattresses is they don't really have stiff sides, so sitting on the edge of the bed to put shoes on or something doesn't work too well. I thought that might actually help with...

So, for just over a year I've been sleeping on a futon mattress that has no frame. Just a mattress, on the floor, like an animal. I've decided as a technical adult I should perhaps invest in something more bedlike. I spend far too much time yesterday looking into this shit. It seems a...

I'd say anything past the middle of the week is suspect. If it's Thursday and you say "Want to go to dinner next Monday?" my response would be "This coming Monday, or the following one?" Basically, I wouldn't assume anything, I would want clarification. Now if you say "Next Monday.." on a...

Yeah, thats insane. You get a gift at the wedding. On the day. Fuck you.

And yeah, my wife had all of my passwords to everything. I changed the important stuff after the divorce, but didn't bother with little shit (she's using my Netflix for example). It's actually funny because she called me the other day to say "Ohh hey, did you change your Amazon password? I...

If you remember, when I caught my wife it was the same shit. I broke my phone in the afternoon on a family trip, later that evening she had gone to bed, and I was just chilling and relaxing. Saw her phone on the nightstand and went "Ohh, I'll surf the net on that." (Literally the first time I...

Go back a page, I just answered it. At most, I drink 2 nights a week, otherwise I drink nothing but water. On an average night out I would say I drink the equivalent of 3-5 beers, or a bottle of wine, over the course of 5 hours. It's rare for me to have a beer at home, but I probably drink a 6...

Apparently my jerking off IS a program....

I would really like to be in good shape, but I just have no idea how people get themselves to do it. Basically, every single day I go "Well, I'm going to at least do some sit ups and push ups or something today" and every night I go to bed going "Well, I had plenty of chances and never did...

I was debating coming down next weekend actually. I'll let you know. Still need to go visit StupidMonkey in Phoenix, I didn't forget man, just haven't made a trip up there in forever!

If by "let" you mean "her and her sister went and made the exchange without my knowledge while I was at work" then yeah, that was me. She had suggested it, and I was firmly against the idea. When she went, the stripper showed up in a car full of guys. I highly suspect I would have been...

Yeah, the feeling you get watching that is pretty much what I woke up with, lol. I had sent her a text the next day apologizing and assuring her it wouldn't happen again. I just sent the one text (Although you know me, it was a long text), and she didn't respond. She randomly text me...

The horns stay :P Actually, last night a friend invited me out for a drink, he had just finished practicing with his band and thought I might like to go (because the lead singer of his band is a guy who was in another band I was really into in high school, he thought I might like to meet...

I had something happen last weekend, but it's fucking embarrassing, so I didn't plan on talking about it. In my shortest post ever, it went something like this. Me + Saturday night out + alcohol + running into the girl who just dumped me that I can't seem to get over = me embarrassingly and...

In all fairness to me, I love women. Also, you guys are dicks. :P

Ohh almost forgot- God damn if your post doesn't make you sound about as unlikable as someone can be. Girl apologies for missing your first text, then she misses another one and it must be because she is "Socially retarded". Then she texts you back and suddenly she's a fucking bitch? She...

Ahhh, I think you're oversimplifying it. When I was married, I made 70% of the income, and my wife made 30%. Everything was deposited into one joint account. I would say, I spend maybe $40 a month on frivolous things, a couple games on steam, a book, shit like that. She didn't ever really...

Ohh yeah, and Khane, I'm totally with you, you don't want to be with an adult who balks at fucking kissing. Thats insane. Bailing seems the right move to me, lest you find yourself a member of her churches choir this time next year.

Hahahah god damn you guys are assholes! To Clarify- Yes, I've had the horns both times she saw me, so no surprise. Also, my facebook picture is currently this. Secondly, she came over Monday night, which meant I had work the next morning, so my hair was down, under a hat. (Maybe that...

I'm with Khane, didn't seem like pee, but if it was pee, I guess I'm totally fine with watersports? Also, had a ridiculous thing happen, with a classic Onoes twist ending. Monday night, about 8p.m. a girl starts chatting with me out of the blue on Facebook. This is a girl I went to school...

I'm laughing so hard right now. Thought I clicked the Marriage thread, and started with "Ohh this is an interesting derail..." Read back a couple pages going "What the actual fuck is going on?!" before I figured it out. Hahaha, laughing so hard, fucking idiot.

I'm glad you're not dead, would have liked a story though.

I'm meeting a dude in a motel later, he thinks it's for sex, but really, I'm just going to murder him. He thinks I'm a tiny chick, it should be easy.

I also didn't understand the hate. Well done sir, I for one appreciate the gesture, a Merry Netsmas to you! And thank the lady for us.

Yeah, I don't think anyone is complaining about service dogs. I was just at the store and a lady walked by with 3 dogs on leashes, while a sad looking fellow followed behind her with the cart. I laughed and almost took a picture, but figured the thread had already moved on, damn I'm kicking...

Finally a topic we can all agree on. Why the fuck can't I go into Home Depot without seeing 20 stupid dogs. A couple of weeks ago I had to switch lines because this dudes dog just squatted and started pissing in the check out lane aisle. Fucking dog people.

She was arrested chasing my 9 year old sister down the street with a butchers cleaver one time, totally think she would have killed her. Seriously guys, I don't have PTSD, I'm really just a laid back dude. /sigh I didn't go crazy, I just learned to cope.

Guys seriously, that was 22 years ago, I've been in some pretty fucking rough and terrible spots in that time and I've never had the slightest urge or thought about it again. I feel really stupid that it ever seemed like a good idea. If anything, I'm kind of obsessed over life extension...

Ohh I would never think about killing myself man, I might get bummed or whatever, but I'm still very very very thrilled with my life. No worries there.

That's the cliffs-notes version! haha

I'm usually entertaining as well though? :P

I take this thread off issue all the time, its cool. I wear a hat Famm. I'm 5'10, so currently I just have headroom. Also, I'm too fat to be a heroin junkie. :P Kirun, I would guess it comes from a lifetime of abuse? I was the nerdy kid in school, to the degree that even the other nerdy...

I imagine I drink less than a typical adult male? Is that better? :P I probably average 2-4 beers a week, because some weeks I drink nothing, or maybe 1 beer, and then some weeks I go out and have 5. I don't drink hard alcohol at all. I'll choose wine over beer any night of the week if its...

Nope, the truck is still here in Kingman AZ... Well, I sold it to a friend in a band.. she may have had a gig in CA, they sometimes do. And while I have been drinking more than any point in my life currently, it's still no more than one or two nights a week, and rarely to excess. I'm...