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  1. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    People keep saying that. It's like you don't understand what an asshat is. If they could turn it off, they wouldn't be asshats.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You sounds like a robot Ableist asshole. What about those of us who are deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other?
  3. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    No. I'm not voting for the tryhard fedboi because it will bring attention to is cause. Thank you for allowing me to clear that up.
  4. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I just did a captcha that asked me to select all squares containing a motorcycle. It was a picture of a moped. My jimmies were about to be rustled, but I decided "Fuck you, I'm not going to call a moped a motorcycle" and clicked skip. Apparently that was the right answer because it let me in...
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's exactly why they forbid charging the customer the card fee. The only place I ever see them do that is in the gun world, and even then it's officially "Price shown reflects a 3% discount for cash". I'm all for it. No need to punish the vendor for my laziness. When they don't have a...
  6. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Go ahead and tell me. I'd like to see you try. Just wait till the next page and vote again. It's the democrat process! Probably because no cares about him.
  7. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara is cool. Dick will lose the next round. Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - he knows what he did ... vs. frenzied wombat - we just need to get that stupid ... name off the list. Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Indy's avatar creeps me out. Need to get him out of the...
  8. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    ITS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!
  9. Hoss

    Gen V

    I was thinking that maybe the only funny vag ever was Oprah Winfrey's Minge in South Park. Even that had a dude's voice.
  10. Hoss

    Gen V

    Yes. Vaginas aren't funny. Vagina bearers aren't funny. Penises and penis bearers can be funny. Name me one funny vag (not counting the smell).
  11. Hoss

    Ahsoka

    Oh shit, skeleton crew has urkel. Instant motherfucking classic. I completely missed that. Got a screen grab or a clip?
  12. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    You mean losers? They just have to live with the shame of not even being able to win a contest for losers.
  13. Hoss

    What's your favorite reading chair?

    Absolutely the toilet. Second favorite reading position is laying out on a couch or the bed.
  14. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    Repeat 'winners' should have to wear the avatar for the entire year. Threepeat winners get it for life. Lets give some incentive for them to act right.
  15. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    respect
  16. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    that wasn't really out of context, was it?
  17. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    What was your answer?
  18. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

  19. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    Has anyone nominated @Bubbles yet on this page?
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Wrong. Everyone who agrees with this is fat. Being long legged doesn't prevent you from using your tray table. You don't sit with your goddamn knees in your chest expecting to use the tray table. A big fat gut is the only thing that does. Source, I'm fat and can't use mine. But I also buy...
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Obvioulsy not very accurate, but it looks most like a benelli M4 to me.
  22. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    Only if we can also have @Amod as a separate entrant.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Typical hunting bullets rarely fracture. Sometimes they hit a dense bone and some meat gets bloodshot. I think some folks just grind up blood shot meat, but I throw that away. But now that I've said that, I realize that there are 223 hunting rounds and those bullets are probably designed to...
  24. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    @Bubbles
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First off, all of those were in an AR platform? Don't believe I've ever seen one in 30-06, .270, or 45-70. The actions generally aren't long enough. Second, I wasn't speaking to the platform, but the caliber. I didn't say destroy all the meat. I am not your creepy uncle and I am not...
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My mother in law learned (probably from msnbc) that when trump was elected in 2016, women were no longer going to be allowed to own anything. No kidding. She came to me and asked if I would take everything over and let her keep living in her house when that happened. She never did sign...
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Based on what .223 does inside a human, I bet it would ruin a lot more meat in a deer. I wonder if anyone has done tests on that.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Most 'crab meat' is imitation crab meat, so that's going to be the same shit you get in a restaurant. Imitation crab meat is whitefish. They do use the word cheese. "Pasteurized processed American cheese food substitute" is what I always see. Shit gives american cheese a bad name. The real...
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You know, we all think the same thing about you. A long time lady friend of onoes has turned into a barely functional alcoholic. But not the kind who sucks your dick under the table at the bar.
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think you mean Humour.
  31. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    is it because she wants to say damn and shit?
  32. Hoss

    Ahsoka

    I wasn't saying abeloth died, I knew about luke dealing with her. I was wondering if there was an original mother figure who had died. Oh, and ....
  33. Hoss

    Ahsoka

    Yeah, wasn't she like their nanny? I was just wondering if canonically one of the gods had died prior to meeting anakin and ob1.
  34. Hoss

    Ahsoka

    What was the story of the mother? Was she always just a normie, or was she also one of the gods who had previously died?
  35. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Good edit. I cant worf and rainbow the same post. For now we'll just say you have homoerotic tendencies.
  36. Hoss

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    3.5 hrs long? I'm going to watch it at home and treat it like a 3 night miniseries.
  37. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What's that counter for? 000000 now, does it start counting up once rapture happens or something?
  38. Hoss

    insult the poster above you

    The good news is that you actually managed to insult them both, so you're in the clear. Even if wellijustdontknow is too dumb to realize it. How dumb is he? His mom locked him in a car and it took the firefighters 3 hours to get him out. This was last week. He bought an EV and tried to...
  39. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Who was that? Is she related to someone on the field, or just an emotive fan that they fell in love with? I liked watching her. Can't decide if it would be better if she was married to herbert or if she was a random fan. I'm guessing she's not a "nobody" just because that looks like a box.
  40. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Is this where we come to crown the cowboys superbowl champs?