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I looked up windwalk. It said incpacitated during transformation. Incapacitated means can't take any actions or reactions. Does that include bonus actions? I didn't see that specifically mentioned. Wind walk sounds like a dangerous spell. Can monsters not see you or something? Or is the...

Not much to see now. The structure itself was moved to dallas where it became a restaurant, but that didn't last long. For a while they were selling off 1 square foot sections of the ranch. The current owner is trying to get a historical marker, but it is on private land. So even if you do...

Teach my lungs to breathe water. Then find a mate and build a civilization.

I'm not sure why you converted to mph when everything is already in feet. 1 round is 6 seconds, so the trap triggers in 1/4th of a round. They should have been able to move 75 ft between triggering the trap and it going off. If they were going full speed. I know that's what you said, but i...

What is this heresy?

Damn, how big was the trap area? Seems like at least some of them could have flown right past it before it triggered.

Jeez. Running for president and he's in another TV show? How does he have this much energy? Isn't he older than pedo pete?

Please Lord, let njigaboo have a long NFL career. Can't wait to hear announcers stumble over that name in the middle of an exciting play.

Now they need to put dillon mulvaney on their helmets instead of that offensive indian guy. I'm already calling them the wahsington trannies.

Been a while since I checked in here. Anything new going on? I'm seeing memes that look like a Trump mugshot.

but on the plus side, you got some ridilin to sell to people as a study aid.

We go around the room and like 30-40 people give their name and 2 numbers (mental and physical). Then we get on with the morning meeting. I find it utterly ridiculous. But the fact that some people sometimes call for the check in means they must get something out of it. The only use I can...

yup. It's part of the safety program.

I find the morning dump to be a good predictor of how my day's going to go. On the jobsite I'm on now, we sometimes do morning check ins. Mental/physical. Most people report in at like 90-95%. Someone asked me why I'm reporting 75-80% and I told them "It's too damned early to tell. I...

did you have to kill it, or did you just let it flop around?

It's the perfect name for a clown world city. Is that where clown world started?

I don't know either but the name walla walla washington always has and, hopefully, always will make me laugh.

Filming a documentary is the line I used to use to convince girls to let me film during sex. That makes the nudity tasteful. But in this case, it was obvious he knew they were filming, they had the confessional moments and the producers asking questions directly on camera. My point is that...

Pisses me off that my company won't let me choose to not take an update. Back in the olden days, I'd only do the security updates and ignore any feature updates for windows.

I think that shit would trigger my claustrophobia. Or maybe some heretofore unknown irrational fear of being eaten by a barracuda.

I had no idea drinking a potion wasn't a bonus action. Our DM said passing a potion to someone or administering it is a full action, but drinking it is only a bonus. I'm pretty sure that's how it's been for all the DMs I've had. Now I want to ask him about that; maybe he only did it that way...

I agree with Big Phoenix. After a day of messaging you should know if there's anything worth pursuing. You can use the excuse of your app crashing or being hard to access. As long as you make it a casual date, it won't be 'moving too quick'. Tell her you communicate better face to face and...

What would he do with those fish if he wanted to keep them? I don't have time to watch the whole thing. When do the sharks show up?

holy fucking shit. In a peddle drive kayak? You weren't worried about getting back?

Actually, they're probably very young, fit and trim. Being that they're all robots they're probably not more than a few months old and running on the latest compact hardware. Dating apps have been pulling that shit since the dawn of the internet. I can't remember the first successful dating...

We really need to see a picture to give the best advice. @Conefed text her right now "Write FOH on your tits and send me a picture" Then post it in Izo's RL tits thread in screenshots. It's for science.

I've seen it multiple times at my company. All they do is make sure one never reports to the other. They move people around as needed. I know of 2 couples who met here and got married. One of those couples is divorced now and it was fucking ugly. Like, trashing an office ugly. But no one...

Does your company have a reporting requirement for shit like that, and if so, have you reported your relationship to HR? I'm not telling you to do it now, I'm just curious if it's been done.

Enjoy brain cancer. Injecting the blue tooths straight into your ear canal is a bad idea. When I got my last phone, I had to search for older models that still had audio jacks. All of my headphones from now on will be USB I guess since the audio jacks are phased out.

She's not ugly enough for a life sentence, but I bet she gets 10-20 years unless she can clean up real nice for the judge. She better start hitting the gym before her trial.

The hotel I stayed in last night had 2 elevators. Car 1 and Car B. I felt personally attacked.

I agree with your definition but when I first heard the term neckbeard, I asked about it and was told it applied to any beard with hair on the neck. I have a beard like Oliver's and I've accepted that I have a neckbeard. I just don't care. You have to realize that sometimes the person saying...

Granny used to love the scratchers. We had one with a similar mechanic. Where normally you have to match 3 to win, but if you got a moneybag you'd win the prize immediately. So I won $5 with a moneybag and showed it to her and she tried to argue with me that it wasn't a winner because I...

Something got fucked up with your picture link bro. Fixed it for ya.

In my current house, we started with Direct TV. We wanted a TV in the kitchen so the installer drilled a hole through the wall into the pantry behind it through a fucking pocket door. So until we finally got rid of the kitchen TV, we weren't able to close the door between the kitchen and the...

There's been some terrible advice on this. Your approach isn't too far off from correct. Just accept that not everyone has to like you (you say you have) and continue on like normal. Your wife should be your focus, not her family. I wouldn't mention to anyone how shitty it was except your...

Bro, I'm way less than 10 thousand years old. I was born here. I was raised here. I am native american by all but the most tortured/woke definitions of 'native'. Wait, I got it. We're all mail order babies from India!

da fuk? Native means you were born here. What the fuck do you think is happening? Are we all being born in space and trasnported to America? native adjective na·tive ˈnā-tiv belonging to a particular place by birth a native New Yorker belonging to or associated with one by birth hailed in...

I mean, do you think she just suddenly decided to start doing it in 2016? 25 times in the basement? I think that's just the year she finally got too old and ugly and couldn't find a student with a geezer fetish.