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There is nothing better than that nap you take right after waking up. I always say that waking up is so hard, I need an immediate morning nap.

She sounds based. My wife and I go to OTC and troll the people at windmill booths with shit like this. To Ivan's credit, he kept responding. The people at the trade show always leave the booth at the first mention of birds. My wife usually asks why they don't have the same penalties and...

Could be chris. All you brits are interchangeable.

I had the same thought. The cop in res dogs and dark winds kinda fucked with me for a while. Wait, how am I supposed to believe him as a badass cop now after being a wish.com barney fife for multiple season?

I thought you only commented on shows you didn't watch.

So you propose getting rid of all movies and television altogether? Producers are pretty much people who couldn't make it as prostitutes.

And how long did that last? 5 seconds of the entire series that was OK instead of godawful? Whereas SI was a consistent mediocre all the way through. You're just suppressing the trauma that was falcon and the winter soldier. Like a child who was molested by his dad and all you can remember...

I hope it's a nextel

The only way anyone could honestly say this is if their eyes skipped over the top entry on the list. Falcon and Winter Soldier was and still is the hands down worst of the marvel series. Well, i did't watch werewolf by night so it's feasible that's the worst. Secret invasion was better than...

They didn't address it. The season ended with HC as geralt. It looked like they were going to kill him for a couple episodes, but then he took some performance enhancing drugs and got better.

Wife is a newly minted yoga instructor. She's 50 now, she started yoga late in life and it's making amazing improvements. Last week she sends me this pic because she's finally recognized the link between sex and yoga or something? I dunno, bitches be crazy sometimes. I read the kama sutra...

Wait, you know her because you worked on the Endor set of RoTJ, or just because you watched RoTJ and had an ewok plush?

Well you're still doing better than me because I also don't know who the dude in the hat is. So now I have chaka kahn blank rock q. Thing is, I'm pretty sure shaka khan is a band not a song, so I don't even know what song you're talking about. Before you said it was a song, I was assuming the...

Where do you do that? I didn't know you could do it from a website now.

Nobody said fucking a crazy bitch was cheap. But it's worth it.

I don't know how many times I have to say it. Stick your dick in crazy every chance you get. Just don't give crazy your real name or address. She may steal my shit but it will only be what I brought with me.

No. Those kids cannot pass for 30 year olds. The 2 on the left might pass for adults, but the kids on the right?

Jennifer Anniston looks like she wanted to fuck the camera. Everyone else is smiling, she smoldering.

What if she's looking for a date to the funeral and is hoping for a quick engagement cause she aint about that single life?

supply and demand, bro. Everyone wants those electronic copies so the price of electrons goes up. No one wants the paper copies so they have to drop the price of the paper.

You think that says sheep? It clearly says shoop and she added tails to the o's to make them look like sperm. Shoop is a reference to you. She's trying to tell him that you are her real father. I bet your hair looks like that too.

Good point. I wonder if jitterbug makes pill bottles. Brahma can tell us.

Next time, fiddle with THEIR dick.

But is it large print? Oh, excuse me I SAID, DOES IT HAVE LARGE PRINT?

I think getting old means you need larger ones with giant writing with multiple containers per day.

First off, Google Translate says the direct translation is bailiff. Second, lol but that's kinda cool. And third, this is terrible advice. This guy is not a lawyer so you definitely shouldn't take his advice in any legal matter. Do the opposite of what he says punko. Don't be a bitch ass...

Someone was trying to send you a message. Sounds like you didn't get it, I'll try again.

How bad could a shirt be? Where did this happen?

I get paid to check out those alien worlds and I discovered that my perspective is already correct. Any changes would be for the worse.

Only people who go on vacation are people who hate where they live. My house / town is fucking awesome. No desire to ever leave it unless I'm being paid.

Yeah. rich enough to take a 15 day all expenses paid vacation in a swiss jail. Can YOU afford that?

swiss francs are work more than us dollars. He aint in estonia.

Still 50 in a 20. Around here only active school zones are that slow.

I was going to point out that it's switzerland so it's probably kph. But that makes it even worse. I think the fine is because he doesn't know how to spell switzerland.

Do they do fines based on your income? I'd probably take the jail time.

Oh and there's also always a chance that the demicans pull some kind of dirty trick to keep him off the ballot. If he's not on the primary ballots I only give him a 50/50 chance of winning on the write in vote.

I get my political news from memes when it's not election season. Shit brings you down and makes you bitter if you follow it all the time. The reason izo started this thread for me was because I was asking if there was anyplace we were talking about it that wasn't the politics thread.

I'm not even sure he's announced yet. But yes, if he's in it when the primaries start, I think he will win.