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how does poirot keep his shoes and white clothes so clean while walking around in that red dirt? He must use that flyswatter to create a shield around himself.

I'm new to this stuff, but I always thought what made sense was if the attack was lower than the AC of the armor itself, then it would be a miss, but if you needed your other bonuses then it just mitigated damage. For instance, lets say you have half plate, which gives you 15 AC plus a dex...

Interesting. What about elven trances? They only need 4 hours to gain the benefits of a LR. Does that basically bump them up one category on that final table? Seems like it would also remove the penalty for being on watch.

I don't trust any inanimate object after running into one mimic couch. Now, when I see a treasure chest, I shoot an arrow at it. My wife's character has a very pretty hat we found next to that couch ... with a hole in it from where we shot it. Not a DM so I can't advise you on your dilema...

In Austin they have dillo dirt. It's made from the solid waste from all of their wastewater plants. They dry it out and ship it to one location on the southeast side of town where it's turned into 'fertilizer'. They passed a law saying all the new homes had to use dillo dirt to sod the yards.

McCarthy is such a mastermind. He's trying to get his kicker a player of the week award to boost his ego. Lets hope 5 FGs is enough.

44 is only middle aged if you plan to die at 88. I'm not hitting middle aged till 60.

That aint no 34". That's 50-60". Source, my wife's monitor is a 55" TV.

He said that in the first post. She got it after her 3rd kid. has she been on all 3 drugs for a while or was one new? Sometimes they have interactions where one drug keeps another from working.

Just found out my mechanic died suddenly back in July. I've been using this shop for well over 30 years. The original mechanic trained the new (young) guy a few years back, then sold him the business and retired. Called him about some minor work I need done and his wife answered and told me...

Because jim is ugly and the girls are pretty. The jokes are more pleasant coming from them.

Last shot was a bit of a shocker. I expected timbs

Caption: I SAID, CREATE FOOD!

nah flash needed to be Grant Gustin. Iris needed to be iris from the series too, but this isn't the right thread to go into all that.

The most fun fish I ever caught: I was fishing for perch with a bream pole I made myself. It was an 8ft fiberglass pole that used to be a flag you had to have on go karts to run them on the subdivision streets. I had glued a 5" wooden handle on it and 2 eyes. It's a lot of fun to catch perch...

yeah but did you hit the emergency brake? This girl tried to use the ebrake as a clutch before she figured out it wasn't a clutch. To her credit, she clued in when it didn't pop back up. Her car had a handbrake.

it was not. She drove a standard. She had to borrow an automatic once because her car was out of gas. 15 minutes later she got her friend out of class to ask where the clutch was.

Same here. Though I always went for an even gallon amount. But technically kids aren't even supposed to be out while you're pumping gas. Their faces are too close to the nozzle and could get some splash. I didn't learn that until I worked at a gas station. I even had one kid get splashed in...

Well, it's a hell of a story. I want to see it, but not bad enough to sign up for apple tv. I supposedly have family who was involved with this. He discovered one of those schemes and brought it to the tribal elders. He got run out of town for his troubles. I talked to one of the osage who...

Watched The Out-Laws last night. It was pretty good silly shit. A bank manager is about to get married and suspects his new in-laws are bank robbers.

My wife loved themberchaud too. I don't know what that says about me. I imagine I look a lot like that gif when I'm mounting her up. On the way home she told me all about his full story. I've been looking for plush ever since we saw the movie. They've been out of stock everywhere. You...

She's gunna have to be a lot prettier than what I can see to be that dumb and not have a hard life. I knew a girl in college who didn't know how to pump gas or drive an automatic transmission. She was cute enough to always get a guy to go with her to pump gas.

What's she look like?

I get like 100 scam calls a day. I generally answer them if i'm not too busy because otherwise they'll leave a message and I hate checking voicemail. Anyway, I just had one call and he was saying some weird shit over and over again. Something like I loooove my cock something something and...

To the woodchipper with him. Also, stop posting stories of make teachers. This thread is for us to live out our childhood fantasies. Make a seperate thread for bubble's childhood fantasies.

This only makes sense if you are actual, RL gay. So it makes perfect sense coming from you.

There's a fancy name for it, but people tend to stick with whatever story they believed first. Could simply be that she's worse than most child fucking teachers and tried to get out in front of this instead of recognizing she was wrong. But that's rare.

Yeah lets not be ridiculous. RPO had been too popular in college for too long to sit there and pretend like defensive coordinators, people who do this shit for a living, were caught unawares. Technically, what cunningham, vick, etc were doing was also an RPO. or maybe a PRO, because they...

If less than 1/4th are what you think is normal, then you need a new definition of normal.

I thought colin used to have short hair and everyone thought he was white. Or maybe some kinda mexican, but probably white because his fucking name was colin. Didn't his afro show up at the same time he started kneeling? No, I think what he was referring to was all the interceptions...

Something's fucky here. Either she is truly demented, or she's being railroaded. The 14 year old kid came forward and was like, "yeah I was groomed, I didn't feel comfortable hugging her etc etc" after she filed a report that he was blackmailing her. Unlike most of these cases, she's claiming...

Except for wednesdays ... apparently?

I'm glad my DM said no encumbrance. I'm new and that looked like some bullshit to keep up with. He also has never mentioned food or drink, but that could just be because so far our campaign has always been close to various cities.. However, my wife is a veteran player and she's always...

lol i didn't even catch that. yup that's counter intuitive. I guess I need to think of incapacitated as like being in shock. Now you got me thinking. How many rounds did it take to kill them off? Did they have enough HPs to exit wind walk and survive the 10 rounds of full damage so they...

The problem of Evil. The problem itself is flawed because evil is subjective, not objective. Everyone on earth does not agree with what is and is not evil. What you've been exposed to makes all the differencet. Some people literally think misgendering a crazy person is evil. This is because...

I mean, he's still QB3 in Dallas. Cooper is a better backup than trey right now.

Now we will finally get to see what an offensive genius McFatty is when he unveils his 2 QB offense. Gunna have them both lined up side by side in the shotgun and the defenses won't know who's getting the snap. Later in the season, they may even line them up with one QB under center and the...

i mean, he said it had a 1.5 second triggering time. He probably intended that to give everyone a chance to get in range, but it also means there's a chance to run past it. My theory is to get bogged down in the minutiae before it happens and you'll have better answers when it happens. Sort...