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  1. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    That sounds horrific. My condolences.
  2. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    I can't wait to get into stuff like that. Teach him shit like how to ride a bike, play various sports, and how to farm shit in my fav MMO so I don't have to. Last night he had his first night in his converted toddler bed. We had no idea how he would do but man it went way better than either of...
  3. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    The ratio of good to shit is so lopsided it's laughable to think there's anything positive about eating a Big Mac.
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    The Protocols of the (Learned) Elders of Zion WAS A HOAX

    On a scale of 1 - Sean how far back did he go to delete posts?
  5. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    Positive nutrients in a Big Mac. That's a new one. lol
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    Health Problems

    I've hit the most frustrating part of recovering after a large surgery like the one I had. My mind is ready to get back to "normal" but my body is like bitch please! go take a nap! OK :(
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    Stranger Things

    Stick to flip flops and muscle shirts. Good TV isn't your wheelhouse apparently. I just want more of the same. Don't mess with the formula!
  8. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    Ours son is uncircumcised. Didn't feel there was any medical need to do it so that's that.
  9. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    You just had to break the seal. Bet he felt great after taking that dump.
  10. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    Just had my drain removed. Thing was barely draining anything since I got out. Maybe 5-10cc per day total. And the rash and hives are rapidly clearing after stopping the tramadol and using the cream they gave me. What a cluster fuck. Hopefully clear sailing going forward.
  11. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    Back from the doctors. I've got some steroid cream and some Claritin pills. Everyone seems to think it's reaction to the Tramadol so I've stopped taking that. Now I'm going to bed and not getting up unless I've gotta take a dump until tomorrow. Fuck this shit!
  12. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    They're from me scratching. It's that damn bad. I didn't realize I had hives and shit so I've stopped scratching since we found out what's going on. Shit is driving me insane.
  13. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    Well this is happening now. This is from last night and this morning I now have welts on my legs and my back feels worse. I have no clue wtf is going on. Put in a call to my VNA and she's calling my doctors. A trip to Boston isn't really an option. Kind of freaking out.
  14. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    You guys are too hardcore for me. Just gonna be enjoying a bowl over here.
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    Health Problems

    My habits are not that extreme. I don't do dabs and I don't even have a bong. I generally slowly vape a couple bowls of my da buddha vape over a couple hours at night then head to bed. Early evening looks to be when I really really need to take things easy and lay down. Gravity is a serious bitch.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    We've had Charter for 5 years and I have no complaints. On the couple occasions service was down or much slower than expected both issues were resolved without much fuss. Are they notoriously shitty in your area or something?
  17. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    Yeah I had planned on just night time use for sleeping and just enough for that until I can taper down the pain meds. They are the 50mg tabs and I don't plan on doing anything whacky with them. lol 50mg Tramadol every 6 hours and 1000mg Tylenol every 8 hours. The cycle I have going has my...
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    Comic Books

    Those classic covers are just beautiful. So very nice!
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    That shit is just bad cosplay at this point.
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    Health Problems

    Well I specifically asked for something other than oxycodone or morphine pills because they pretty much shut my bowels down and make me severely constipated. Alternating tramadol and tylenol has worked great for the pain so far. It's at a steady 2 now. I've got plenty of pot to get high with so...
  21. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    Looks like I'll be heading home tomorrow. Pain is down to a reliable 2-3 using tylenol and tramadol. Bowels are back to normal after last night when I was pissing out my ass every 15-20 minutes. Had 3 full meals today without any nausea or complications. And the best part it looks like this...
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Lol the fucking tranny in knee highs and a skirt. How pathetic.
  23. Woefully Inept

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    What the fuck is taking so long? Have they given a reason? Keep dozing off. Still in the hospital post surgery and uncomfortable as fuck. Hence why I just don't stay asleep.
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    Health Problems

    I am on a full liquid diet right now. Eating a shitty cherry popsicle right now.
  25. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    I'm still in the hospital recovery from surgery. All I'm ok'd to eat or drink right now is clear liquids. they said they'd ok me for toast and crackers later today.
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    Health Problems

    With the help of a cute nurse jamming a suppository up my ass my bowels are finally working again. All that gas pain is gone. What a relief.
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    Health Problems

    The gas x didn't help at all. Overnight I had the urge to take a dump a few times but I couldn't get out of bed and into the bathroom quick enough. I should've just shit myself.
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    Health Problems

    They're finally ordering that for me. He warned me it might cause diarrhea. I'd rather shit all over myself uncontrollably than have to do with crippling pain.
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    Health Problems

    I'll have to ask about getting some. This pain is goddamn crippling.
  30. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    Hey @Kuriin so you have any tips for dealing with post op gas pain besides walking? Normal pain level right now is 3-4. Thanks gas pain ratchets that shit up to 7-8. It's fucking excruciating.
  31. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    I finally peed! Yes I get very excited about taking a piss in the hospital. Now I've gotta start ripping ass and then I'll be in the home stretch.
  32. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    Huge huge YUGE relief that our little guy did awesome today before my wife went home. I figured he'd be fine but my wife was stressing out majorly about it. That's the worst part of the surgery. Not seeing him for at least a week. No body slams, suplexes, or powerbombs for the foreseeable...
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    Health Problems

    Well that was much quicker than we were anticipating. Surgery was only 5 hours and all things considered I feel pretty good. Only issue right now is the epidural is on the fritz. Pump keeps screaming occlusion but they can't find one so they're working on it. So far the pain is manageable. 5/6...
  34. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    I just want to get there and get drugged up as quickly as possible.
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    Comic Books

    New Mutants #98 and #100 were legendary to me growing up. I'd oogle at them hanging on the wall at my local comic book shop thinking I'd never see what was inside them because they were so expensive. Nowadays that isn't really a problem.
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    Health Problems

    Good luck with your surgery Mrs. Gravy. Protip: Pretend your itchy as fuck and demand some IV Benadryl. Good times will be had. Surgery is confirmed for tomorrow at 730. Check in is at 530. There shouldn't be any traffic driving into Boston at that our but Boston can still suck a fat dick...
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    Parent Thread

    Oh yes pregnant wife boobs and giant nips. HOT AF. I couldn't help myself. lol