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    Cheated out of my youth

    WTF was 4C out of highschool for 2 weeks before becoming a teacher? Tag team her and 5C yessir. mmm mmmm
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    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Truth. Nearly shot myself in the face the first time. Zipped past my head and missed by an inch. LOL
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Anyone else getting "error code: saxophone"?
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    Health Problems

    That's what I figured would happen with my $1000/month but hey at least I could get high as ffffffuuuuucckkk at the same time.
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    Horizon: Zero Dawn

    But hacking a stormbird and having it patrol for you is bad ass. Goddamn things just wreck face.
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    Health Problems

    One of the pot delivery services around here Harvest Moon offers a cancer treatment regimen of THC pills, extracts, and what not. I was interested until I saw the cost was over $1000/month. Unfortunately I am not made of money or I'd gladly give it a go while doing standard treatments. As a...
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    Health Problems

    Well it shrank the tumor by about 75% and it hasn't grown in the 10 years since. I'm alright with that.
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    Parent Thread

    GLHF!
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    As a professional MMA fighter I doubt it took him much balls to step in the ring for a minimum 9 figure payout win or lose. He's not some bum off the streets he knows how to fight. It was easy video game cheat mode amounts of money.
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    Health Problems

    I used to eat a lot of soup during my adriamycin chemo rounds. All food tasted like shit but at least with soup I could stay hydrated and get food in me at thr same time. Even a little is better than nothing.
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    Health Problems

    There has to be a healthy level of consumption for bleach. In the name of science Lumi you should do some vigorous experimenting and find out for us.
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    Parent Thread

    Well we've started potty training and so far it's going great. Every time I go I ask if he wants to sit on his potty and every time he says yes. So far we've got 4 pees and a bomb fart. Cheer raucously for each one and he lights up. Bought some training undies for him and he was incredibly...
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    Health Problems

    Well I'm kind of disappointed Lumi didn't tell any of us to die of cancer with his yearly appearance. Damn Pharm I know exactly how that shit feels. There is definitely a point where enough is efuckingnough. This week they drained about 480cc of fluid. Whatever it was it averaged about 68cc...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    You are weird.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    I don't know if it'll have all the answers but this is my favorite weed related site. It can definitely help with your indica/sativa questions. There's a lot of info there for you to scour through. I quite enjoyed it myself. Marijuana Dispensary & Strain Reviews - Leafly Actually here you go...
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    Sense8

    It would definitely confirm more orgies. xHamster Wants to Produce the Next Season of Your Favorite Canceled Sci-Fi Series
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    Shit man some nights I'll vape some pot with my Da Buddha for a good 4 hours straight and your posts scare the fuck out of me. LOL Right back at you. Stay as healthy as you can before your body melts or something. :P
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    Parent Thread

    ALL OF IT
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    Health Problems

    All of this fluid is from the surgery I just had. They really should have put a drain in on my left side too but at least now hopefully we have it under control. And shit man I'm all good you worry about yourself and get yourself feeling better. ps. fuck warfarin. Being on that stuff is a...
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    Health Problems

    Well 4 needle sticks, 30 - 60CC syringes, and half an hour drained approximately 2 liters of fluid. I'm down about 5 pounds as well. Back next week to do it again and every week thereafter until it's resolved. Doc is hoping to stay away from putting a drain in as it would greatly increase the...
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    Parent Thread

    Well dang our SLP is quitting her practice to head back to a school setting so she has more family time. you should setup shop over here. Could work with noodles kid and ours. :p
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    Health Problems

    Ct scan came back with no growths. However what I thought was a fat on my left side is actually fluid. A lot of it. Probably won't slice me open again which means needles. Yaaaaayyyyy
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    Parent Thread

    Just think if you were on Naked & Afraid you'd at least be guaranteed calories every time a worm pops out.
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    Parent Thread

    Well I don't know wtf happened in the last week or so but things to be finally clicking for our son. When asked to say a word he'll at least try even if it isn't close. My wife was out at a friends during bed time so I took a video of him saying "ni-night mommy" for the first time and sent it to...
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Yeah that's at least who I'm talking about and I assumed that's who he was talking about.
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    They're pretty much telegraphing Warlock so I would imagine they have the rights to use him at least.
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    the ecological fallacy and identity politics

    Certainly plenty of faggots.
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    The hot new way to kill yourself!

    I'd love to see a drink a gallon of dish soap as quickly as you can challenge. So many lulz to be had once everyone has gassy violent diarrhea.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Maybe I'm a simpleton but that legitimately blows my mind. Goddamn it that would have been sooooo much easier than years worth of fertility treatments!
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    Health Problems

    Better rev up the motorboat!
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    The Paradoxical SJW: Shame a White Man for not Fat Shaming his Wife

    Nope can't say I'd enjoy railing his wife. I'd stick to the other one.
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    Parent Thread

    The Dad Handful is a legit unit of measurement in my book.
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    The Paradoxical SJW: Shame a White Man for not Fat Shaming his Wife

    I'd enjoy railing his wife too.
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    Parent Thread

    My wife loaded up this video for our son after having the DVD's recommended to us. The series is created by speech pathologists and while it looks boring as fuck the kid loved it and we saw/heard some crazy shit out of him earlier today. Quick update on him. He's just now starting to say words...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Anyone looking for a new job? NASA Hiring a 'Planetary Protection Officer' to Prevent Alien Contamination
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    Poll The Great Telemarketing Avalanche of 2016/2017

    My favorite robocall is the heavy robot voice telling me they're the IRS and there's a warrant out for my arrest. They then inform me it is my obligation to call them back so that they can arrest me.
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    Poll The Great Telemarketing Avalanche of 2016/2017

    Does yelling "Stop fucking calling you fucking cunts!!" in futility count as an affirmative?
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    Poll The Great Telemarketing Avalanche of 2016/2017

    I constantly get robo calls for various bullshit these days. If I do answer the damn call they leave a fucking message so I have to log into my voice mail and delete them. I'm too lazy for this shit!