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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh they have room and we've slept over in their house for years before the policy change. I'm not sure wtf the deal is and I really don't care.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We were told by my father and step mother (mostly step mother) that if we visited we could camp in their backyard or there's a hotel down the road from them. They also live 3 hours away. We haven't visited them in over 6 years now and don't feel bad about it at all.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    Well looks like the pregnancy didn't take this time. Her levels are going down. Having it happen unplanned/unexpectedly takes the sting off but still sucks. I already told her I wouldn't mind if we actually kept trying. Time to limber up and get to work!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    It's alright guys. We've got the Macho Man on our side.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Phew I made it to Target for some new bed sheets and put the kid down for his nap before the planet exploded. I'm calling this a good day.
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    Health Problems

    I just got some Little Caesars for the first time in over a decade. Next left over slice I eat is for Gravy.
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    Justice League (2017)

    Casting looks spot on.
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    Parent Thread

    Oh yeah the first pregnancy was a roller coaster. We had a miscarriage at 10 months years ago. Once we get passed the early viability concern phase things will ease up. That's her main focus of anxiety right now.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Sooooo what you're saying is that YOU are the anti-Christ?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
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    Parent Thread

    Well gentlemen the severe anxiety and stress has begun! She already called her doctor for an emergency blood test check because she was freaking out all day. Pacing back and forth in her class. She teachers high school special ed, fyi. Stressing so bad she gave herself diarrhea. I told her we're...
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    Weather

    Oh man and I hope they don't all huddle up on one side of the island. It might tip over and sink like Guam almost did!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Holy fuck! 33 was my jersey number in little league!!! I was a fat little motherfucker back then. The fatter you were the higher your number. Who am I kidding? I still am! lololol Anyway that's all the proof I needed to finally believe. Thank you for opening my eyes. Now I gotta get working...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    ffs the island was mined and there are hand built stone huts and shit. It's not like people haven't been on the island before.
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah the worry has already started in my wife too. I told her we just need to have more sex. Both of us are always in better moods when we do. lol
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    Parent Thread

    Our first milestone will be the 10 week mark. That's when we had our miscarriage. Good luck to you guys and phew glad to hear things are going well for yas so far.
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    Parent Thread

    +1 confirmed. We're both rather surprised. During IVF we were told my sperm had very very low motility but since they were placing the sperm directly into the egg it didn't matter at all. Shocked!
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    Parent Thread

    Oh boy so the wife is 2 days late so far. It's usually like clockwork for her. We were told my sperm had super low motility it shouldn't have been able to make it up that far damn it!
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    I've had at over a dozen surgeries. Taking a dump asap after surgery is the most important thing in my life in that moment. Not being able to go after surgery is incredibly painful and taking more pain meds really doesn't help because they just block you up worse. And then worst case scenario is...
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    If that was a reply to me I'm long off the stuff. That was back in 2003ish. It's all good now. The best part of fully detoxing? Being able to take a regular dump. Oh man the first one was heaven!
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    Azrayne's drug geek thread

    I became addicted to vicodin after needing it legit for nearly 3 years. I wish I had some medibud to help at the time. Before I stopped I was up to 8 pills a day. I'd take them like clockwork and have a near panic attack if I didn't. Getting off that shit was rough.
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    What IP would make a great MMO?

    The Dresden Files has plenty of material to build from for a MMOG.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    But if they were could you go up and over or down and around them?!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    or a dirt field in Lubbock, TX. I have a friend who lived there and sent me photos that looked like Mars but was his street. Weird fucking dust storm shit.
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    Health Problems

    Went in today and had the drain removed. It probably could have been removed a couple days after it was placed because it stopped draining almost immediately. Should have just done this the first time around instead of 3 weeks of needle draining. That damn thing was awful by the end of the day...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Magical time dilation. DUH. I mean I'm only mildly high right now and I was able to figure that out.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    Well these people are fucked.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Hey look at that. Retards stick together. Whodathukit?!
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    There we go. That's the Lumi we all know and love.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well yeah sure he certainly is qualified to comment on anything he wants. He's also qualified to look like a fucking retard.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    This guy is a fucking retard. Literally pants on head plane on treadmill retarded.
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    HOLY SHIT! Is that 2 whole dollars or just one folded in half?
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    Weather

    I haven't heard any new Coheed and Cambria songs about him so I just assumed he was dead.
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    Health Problems

    Man did I feel shitty as fuck when I made this post. I didn't think it was a big deal but it would be horrific for just about anyone else I imagine. I'm happy to share details if anyone would like to hear them. It still sucks and I feel it all the time but I can manage with it now. Actually had...
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    Health Problems

    The fluid situation wasn't improving so Tuesday I had a drain placed. Right there in the examining room. And then I went and picked up my son at daycare. Busy day. Hopefully this will be resolved within the next 2 weeks. Tired of this shit man.
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    Parent Thread

    Congrats on the new flesh bag! :P