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This might be fun to keep track of as the acquittals / dismissals come rolling in. Does Politico have enough integrity to keep that page updated after Trump gets re-elected?

So what's this latest one about? The memes tell me it's for ripping the tag off of a mattress.

My wife does this too, except that the character sheets are separate. She has a different book for each character where she takes notes. She played this shit in the 90's. I probably mentioned it before, but she played with a guy who used to play with Gary Gygax. So she's 2 degrees of...

wtf is a foamer? I don't know a lot about trains, I only worked on one once. But I know they are beholding to schedulers that are akin to area Air Traffic Controllers. Those guys are responsible for making sure the track ahead of you is clear, and if it's not (or not going to be) they'll hold...

If you're printing them, I think you need to put "old school" in quotes. That's what I do too, but back in the real old school hardly anyone had printers. My wife puts her sheets in to plastic and writes on them with dry erase markers so they don't have to be reprinted every time. That's...

Then do it. I want to hear Elvis singing wrecking ball, and Johnny Cash singing that don't impress me much. Oh and lets get Willie Nelson singing shaking hands. Although, he's still alive so he might actually do that if he was asked nicely.

Yeah she was basically a hot potato being passed around the circle. The dude holding her when the music stopped (she got caught) had to keep her.

Anybody else seeing these AI covers? Some of them are pretty damn good. They're taking shit songs and actually making them worth listening too. I want to know who's making them so I can make some requests. Elvis singing Baby got back Elvis singing Apple Bottom Jeans Or how about Toto...

First episode of the latest season of Black Mirror was Joan is Awful. It's like that episode was written with all this in mind.

To tag on to this, my favorite thing is to get them to say they're looking for dave. No, my name's jason. Oh right on man. Are you looking for dave? Yes i'm looking for dave Dave's not here man. It's like doing a line of coke. Got a couple pajeets really riled up today. It was a good day.

I think I answered this about 6 posts before you wrote this. If not, please restate the question.

aight, let me use more words. There were strikes in 88 and 2007. 88 was the big one, I had forgotten about 2007. After 88, networks started exploring more reality shows that didn't need writers. You got things like MTV's the Real World in 1992. I doubt that was the first one, but it's the...

Well shit, i wish you'd told me this yesterday during prime day.

Last time? Yes they did. I remember David Letterman's Top 10 list almost always had at least one entry that was unavailable due to the writer's strike. Dunno if this has been brought up yet, but the last strike gave us reality TV garbage like survivor. Can't wait to see what fresh hell...

Chanting makes it important!

oh yeah. We got to choose our courses but it had to be signed off on by the counselor. Or councilor. Whichever is correct in this situation.

Art. You can remove art as one of the core classes. At my high school we had a standard degree, an advanced degree, and an advanced with honors. the differences were that you took more science and art classes to get the advanced, and some of them had to be honors classes to get the advanced...

I'm trying to move my bard to DnD Beyond to give it a shot. But it wont' let me select college of creation or the telekenisis feat. I'm guessing I have to pay to get those options, but I can't figure out what the fuck to buy in the marketplace. Can anyone help?

i feel ya on the prolonged abstinence. Couple years back, I got stuck with a needle of unknown origin. Since we didn't know what diseases the fucker had, they put me on some kind of aids exposure protocol. No fucking my wife for 6 months. Couldn't even kiss her for 3 months. TBH, when my...

lol unemployed autistic lesbian

My niece and her husband are planning a trip. The trip takes them through dubai and they're flying emirate. She was telling us about her trying to make a change to the flights and get an upgrade and the person on the phone kept saying things like "Call your husband and see if that's ok". It...

It forces air into your nose to keep the airway open. If your 'nose stops working' because your throat closes up when you lay back, you might need a cpap. If it's drainage it might be something else. Generally they say if you snore really bad you probably need one, but sometimes you need one...

I love etymology. Huckleberries were also something insignificant. Mark Twain called his character Huckleberry Finn to denote his lower status compared to Tom Sawyer. There were phrases that compared huckleberries to persimmons because persimmons were so large. A common one was "That's a...

If we were true shitlords, we'd make you do a ton of moderation tonight. What time does your shift start?

I get lots and lots of spam / scam calls. I had my phone off today for a training class and I had 30 missed calls at lunch time. I try to waste their time as much as possible if I'm not too busy. They don't really interrupt me if I just ask them to hold on while i get my wallet, then set the...

Internet went out and I had to call tech support. No, that's enough to rustle my jimmies these days, what rustled my jimmies was that while i was on hold, the robot kept continually interrupting the horrible hold muzak to say "If only one of your devices has trouble connecting to the internet...

the TV was surge protected but the cable box and play station were not. Both still work fine, but my guess is that some stray voltages got sent down the HDMI cable from one of those. The TV was the weakest link.

They don't in yours? Do you live inside of a muslim church or something? first, fuck carter's country. Old man carter lobbied and testified before congress to close down gun shows because he didn't want the competition. I'm not sure if he's still alive, but if he's dead, I sincerely hope he...

I used to get cramps in my calf a couple times a year that were bad enough that I'd be limping for days after. One night I got a cramp, and instead of laying there trying to keep my foot flexed, I got up and put this di da jaw on it. Cramps went away immediately and there was no pain the next...

Galveston will probably be doing dickens on the strand around Christmas. I hate that shit, but a lot of people seem to like it. Strip clubs suck around houston. I suggest going to austin or down to the valley if you want that. Go gamble in Lake Charles. Definitely eat BBQ and mexican...

What about if you get one just like the one you had except that it works and is bigger, for $250? I'd say that's a good reason too. That's delivered with a 30 day warranty including hauling away the old one. PLUS, it's probably not stolen since it comes from a legitimate repair shop.

The strobing he was talking about at the 11 min mark, I wonder if it's because of the refresh rate. All of the TVs I've looked at so far have either had 60 or 120 Hz refresh. The specs on that one say 144Hz. He said it was because of how fast the pixels were reacting, so maybe a lower refresh...

Wellp, They don't make the part for my old plasma TV anymore. I fucking hate buying new electronics. My autism kicks and I have to buy the perfect fucking device. See you bros when I dig myself out of this hole in week or so. Unless my wife saves me.

Dunno I will find out today hopefully. I'd rather keep my old TV that doesn't have a fucking camera and microphone as long as I can.

We had a storm last night and a couple minutes of weird power surges. Now the HDMI ports on my TV are all broke. TV wasn't powered up, but it's still probably related. Now I need to find a repairman and see if it's worth it to try to fix it.

When you got to caste you should have spent the next word trying out possible letters for that first spot. For instance, thaws would have eliminated the h and w and told you there was a T in the first spot.

Friend of mine who had chickens taught me a trick. Put a bunch of golf balls in the coup. Snakes will think they're eggs and eat them, but the golf ball won't collapse and they'll get stuck in the fence trying to leave. He'd go around a couple times a day and chop their heads off until the...

were they drunk on your gen z vodka when they offered that advice? Because it sounds terrible.