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Lol I already got a pm I"m never gonna hear the end of this

Both are true except for the "haven"t since", but I"d become even more popular than I already am if I was like HEY GUYZ IVE FUCKED ONE NIGHT STANDS IN THE ASS. I may even get +internets from saying that for the people who hope that I get AIDS and other glorious negs that I get, haha. But good...

Except I"ve actually fucked more girls in 1 month than you have in your whole life, and when I said it on these forums I was joking...but it"s good that you remember when I said it because I don"t, at all, , lol. I haven"t done it with my gf, and wouldn"t, and neither of us want to. There is...

I was thinking about emailing a few porn stars to get their info on it and relay it to the forum but when you have thecocklery and his wealth of experience to share with us, i"ve decided I really don"t need to do that. Thanks bro. Edit: luv u, no h8

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We just kiss instead.

Why is anyone interested in anal? It"s fucking disgusting. I did it twice when I was 17 and haven"t since. Most of the infatuation with it comes from watching porn, but every time you do it with a girl she isn"t giving herself multiple enemas beforehand to make sure shes clean like you see in...

Oh my god shes smitten whens the wedding?

Honestly I feel bad to continue ragging on you, but do you honestly expect her to be like HEY SHORT BALD DUDE COMPLETE STRANGER WHO IS DROPPING A BAG OFF TO AN ATTRACTIVE RAPEABLE TARGET COME ON IN MY HOUSE AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA MY MOM SAID UR NICE. Drop the bag off, be like yo we should go...

I have to disagree with the gay dude on this one. If someones wife was online talking to a guy about how she would love to suck his dick, it doesn"t make it okay as long as she doesn"t do it. If I"m dating someone for 7 months and she is online saying the shit like that, it"s over. She is a...

Just when you think Eomer has become the king of TGWBYHT, Brad crushes one over the green monster.

No you aren"t. You are getting visibly upset. Those who tell, don"t know, and those who know, don"t tell.

Yeah chu radiates that shit. He has an aura, its purple. But a gay dude bashing you is like a combo of man and woman because they hold street cred with both sexes, it is middle ground, so you get like both sexes rolled into one owning you in combined fashion.

Good posts Etoille, honestly... but I had to make this sig from your post. I will delete it once you laugh about it and tell your rl friends "Ho ho that arkk is quite the joker!!"

I never said you were a nerd because you aren"t.

Dabamf and Eomer, aka The Wizard of Oz and Shallow Hal. What a bunch of clowns lol. ahahahahhaha. Here is Eomer just hanging out on the beaches of Canada waitin for any member of the opposite sex to glance in his vicinity so he can run to FOH and make a 4 paragraph post about how to approach...

Someone is always a troll when you are mad and you don"t like what they are saying. Carry on Matthew McConaughey

fucking race changes

Theres bars around Ironforge and stuff isn"t there? I"m sure he has.

Because hes the guy who walks up behind people taking group photos and drops his pants, or steals a friends camera and takes a picture of his dick. Relax James, I"m not gay, chill with the PMs

I"ve never heard that term until you or someone just mentioned it. I thought you were talking about gaming, like mmo or fps gaming. lol

And Eomer completely lacks it. Thank you.

That isn"t the goal, no shit. but if a dude who is a 3 if eomer is a 10(on a relative scale), where is the hangup?

It is berating and belittling to you because you refuse to see what others see. Check the bold text. You are pretty much George Clooney at 30 or however old you are. Here is the big problem... If all of that shit is so true, why did you just get laid for the first time in 6 months this...

This sounds like what could be a backstory for a Hostel movie. Wait so you are trying to get advice on how to approach and annoy the fuck out of some girl you have never even met, talked to, or seen in person in your entire life because her mom and brother ACCORDING TO YOU were playing...

Classic Eomer. Only you would bang "the kind of woman who has one night stands because she"s horny" and then ponder it becoming more than that.

Wow really? Thanks Dr. Gupta!! Condoms are birth control not STD control.

Wha? Like 80% or some crazy high figure of the sexually active population has HPV.

hahah well played bradley

It"s amazing how people come out of the woodwork to boast about their sexual prowess to a bunch of dudes tabbed out of a window where they are in Ulduar. edit: sorry, ToC25

Lmao, this is like "I"m sorry I killed your daughter while I was drunk driving but that bitch was ugly anyway". Thanks for the shout out.

He doesn"t get it because he won"t bite the hand that feeds him.

Except the big, sane difference with you is when someone goes "I think she is being shady" you don"t reply "OH MY GOD U GUYS ARE SO FUCKING CRAZY THERES NO FUCKING WAY THATS THE CASE! WHAT? THE 2 COCKS IN EACH HAND? SHE WAS FALLING, SHE HAD TO GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!"

I seriously don"t get how you can take time to write 5 paragraph responses to people about your thoughts and opinions, and the minute anyone brings up theirs regarding your highly sketchy situation, you are in shock. You posted your issue. Why did you post it if it was no big deal? Why did...

Guys usually view them as such when they aren"t dating one, lol. But you are, so you don"t. Have the two of you even had sex yet?

Dabamf, your advice to people, although extremely long winded, is usually very good. Your credibility is plummeting

I hate to agree with the retard, but you are getting a little bit Eomeresque, Dabamf. If it were someone else posting it you"d be all over them. I still contend my serial killer theory is the most likely answer, followed by parents, and then boyfriend/ex-boyfriend.

How is that more likely than her being a serial killer? Wakandan u crzy

She either has a guy living with her, or she"s a serial killer. It"s one or the other.