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  1. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well you only have one friend and that is your soul mate, so you don"t need facebook, and the only friends that Etoille has don"t use facebook because pasties and chocolate can"t use computers. Shit if Etoille wasn"t unfuckable it could be your wife. I don"t even like facebook but it does...
  2. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She called you "not ugly" and you took this as a compliment? That is like "Do you think I have a nice body?", "Well you aren"t fat". Yes I get that she said it sarcastically, but it is such a blanket statement and it begs for someone(you) to read into. The whole situation is completely...
  3. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Because you try to arrange shit with girls you have never even kissed to a degree that is like you are trying to find the perfect situation to rape and murder them. It is creepy. I"ve never in my entire life gone to such great lengths to hang out with a female as you do. Texting, calling...
  4. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s been blowing you off for a month. And even if all of her excuses are real which they aren"t, she can"t really be too excited about hanging out if she can"t make time. Why can"t you see this? Do you think blowing up her phone makes her want to hang out?
  5. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Any time a girl wants a "break" it means she wants to fuck other people. Most people can"t deal with being just friends, its normal. Out of sight, out of mind. It won"t happen like that, but you need to sever ties as much as you can because it"ll just eat you alive if you play into her hands...
  6. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hot Topic has pool tables?
  7. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    WTB the better angle then
  8. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Didn"t you say this girl was hot? She has arms like Oswald Cobblepot
  9. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Another one of my biggest fans who follows me around wherever I post and is *always* in "The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:" I swear I dominate some of your minds. Why? It"s a thread about people who can"t get laid, relax.
  10. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You are a great source of enjoyment for me. There is my one liner, back to stalking my posts and profile you go.
  11. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Your friend won that battle.
  12. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
  13. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Rogues on the other hand....vag wrecking mayhem.
  14. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ps- shut up alcestis pps- Q: what is the difference between alcestis and etoille? A: 200lbs
  15. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Who the fuck even PONDERS mentioning their bowel issues to a female who is new in your life. This thread is gold.
  16. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hahahhahhahahaha
  17. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wow. I would assume everything you are feeling is pretty fucking normal since it has only been a month, so don"t go thinking your feelings are irrational. I can"t relate, but you definitely have my condolences. Keep your head up man.
  18. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m just being honest. Girls who work in bars make a large portion of their money by flirting with men who constantly hit on them. Everyone thinks it wouldn"t bother them, but it is a step down from dating a stripper. As I"ve alluded(well mentioned really) to before, you are insecure and...
  19. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I could also never picture Eomer being able to handle dating a girl who worked in a bar. Obviously this isn"t even in that realm yet, just saying.
  20. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    "It"s like the Sopranos. It"s overrrrrr."
  21. Arkk

    Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

    So ask him on twitter.
  22. Arkk

    Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

    What exactly is there about you in the song?
  23. Arkk

    Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo

    This is like thousands of jersey shore degos in the 70s claiming Born to Run was written about them.
  24. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That is the problem, you do lose. You lose dignity and you lose confidence. You approached the situation with this girl from the beginning with a near sense of entitlement. You came off overbearing and needy. The biggest problem is while you are massively insecure, and you acknowledge this at...
  25. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I told you that this wasn"t going anywhere, but at the same time, this is over probably because of chemistry or lack thereof. She didn"t go on a date with you while in a relationship only to give you a shitty excuse for ending it. She gave you a shot and didn"t see you as something that was...
  26. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ... Honestly I"ve never felt the urge to impersonate a slut and laugh at the replies I get from grown men... Holy creepiness... edit: Hey who doesn"t go in AOL chatrooms and pretend they are a 13 year old girl just to see the replies they get from pedophiles. COME ON GUYZ I DO IT WIF MY...
  27. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    And of all the negative posts, he took the one mostly positive post(yours), and said thank you, so he obviously put more weight into your bunch of words that he wanted to hear, and you explicitly stated to ignore all of the negative posts. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please ignore the...
  28. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    qft
  29. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    lmao
  30. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m sorry that I am in your head and you check my profile all the time, but I post in about 5-10 threads tops. 2 of them have my name on them. The other one is in the sports forum, where pretty much everything else I post on is in. If you were so proud of being in a situation where you will...
  31. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    My Wakandan.
  32. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    PM TheCutlery for details on how NOT to handle this.
  33. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"ll try to find a pic of a girl I know who has tits and how fucking lopsided ad oddly shaped they were at first, and now a year or so later they are so glorious.
  34. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What happened to her grammatically correct Eomeresque style of writing? Lol and Brad, they are the worst implants I"ve ever seen in my life. But if they are new, most of the girls I know who have them at least, they take forever to settle into place and look awkward for a long time.
  35. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    On the next episode of "WHEN VIRGINS ATTACK!!1!"... Oh sweet I have another fan!
  36. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    meh just made a huge epic post and deleted it. nm lol..
  37. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Is she a lot taller than you? What is up with this description? "Basically, I"m just really fucking picky in all respects. I want a super model with a heart of gold who"s extremely intelligent, career driven, likes outdoorsy type shit, into anal, a good cook and who can give me a run for...
  38. Arkk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Honestly the first impression I got from that e-mail was that it was written exactly how he writes, and it was pretty much the most favorable first communication you could have with a female that you didn"t even know at all. I"d like to give him the benefit of the doubt though because that"d be...