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pm me a picture of your tits....errr i mean cock

keg that website that pic from is gold, i didnt even know it existed. heres one i came across. tribute to the thread...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I"m laughing my ass off irl.

Lol, creepyish. I would just get an idea of what you want to do and ask if that"s cool. Don"t give a bunch of choices, it comes off desperate in the sense that you are trying to put forth a bunch of diff things in an attempt to avoid failure. This will overwhelm her, like "Fuck what am I...

Alcestis is a pre op tranny, forget her boobs, you should see how big her cock is.

This. I don"t even really feel the need to slam the 19 year old virgin because ignorance is bliss.

Lmao: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FesHpGdRAHE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FesHpGdRAHE&hl=en&fs=1&"...

Syphilis, chlamydia, same thing. It"s one of them. A z-pack gets rid of both, who cares what it is.

Is getting regularly tested a bad thing? It takes 2 seconds, hurts a little the first time u pee afterwards and then you get peace of mind. Everyone should get tested every 6 months.

I"m doin my best man, thanks for the motivation!

He shouldn"t be talking about that stuff to a bunch random douchebags on the internet(including me). I also never said anything bad about him going to therapy, if anything I encouraged him not to talk about it so he can get more out of it. The last thing he needs is you fucking idiots second...

You really don"t get how counterproductive and unhealthy telling the rest of the world about your therapy sessions is, do you?

Haha

Yeah, you sure knew to snatch her up right away with all your infinite wisdom and experience at the old age of 19. "rocky road" means she banged a bartender on a cruise 2 years ago.

You are bald at 30? Not tryin to be a dick but I"m goin back to my "shallow hal" diagnosis. And your friend sounds pretty successful. you wouldn"t believe how much the perception of grandeur means to sluts. i grew up in bars, started working in them at age 17. owned three by 19. the absolute...

im not implying you should date fat ugly chicks, but people who pull ass that is true 10 quality dont actively seek those people. it just happens, they arent anal, they take the good with the bad. man or woman, people who set ridiculously high standards for the opposite sex are usually single...

chu is smart. the catch here is that you are probably a troll, because it is never that simple. i dont know any single dude who is that old and single because they have "high standards" who is a catch for a girl. ie: jack black in shallow hal.

She"s trying to establish a connection and build trust. Honestly, the last thing you should do is search for internet therapy by posting here. If you are going to a therapist, go, and keep it to yourself. Stay away from the arm chair shrinks(Etoille and so on)... actually try to get something...

That baby is really cute!

This thread is like the amputee league of getting laid and meeting girls.