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Fire fighters in reverse are one of the most evil things you will ever see.

The Sam Adams beer that tastes like cognac. Much like the graphic novel... if you had a pistol and 100 rounds of ammunition for it... and the utter surety that no matter what you did with the gun there would be ZERO legal consequences for you... no jail... no arrest... nothing... what would you...

For the rest of your natural life, Mario will be jerking you off.

From a tabletop RPG called "Degenesis"...

The art in the books is grade A. Really love the look of the world.

I don't even know where to begin or how to describe this game. The Primal Punk world of Degenesis takes place after an asteroid blasted into Earth. Humanity took a major step backwards. But the asteroid wasn't just an inert rock. It had infectious alien fungus in it. I'm not even coming close to...

Who out there is playing or has played Numenera? I wanted to get a discussion going about the new crafting system they introduced. I'm... shall we say... not the biggest fan. But I wanted to see what people had to say about it (if anything) before I rant, er, discuss.

It was the moment... and I got all the way into my early 30's before it hit me... that I really realized that death was something that's going to happen to me. That one day I'm just going to be... over. It really made me take stock of my life. What terrible underhanded things have you done to...

How is it that Humpty Hump has not become a meme?

Move south to Cbus. It's no NYC or LA, but it's a HELL of a step up from East Cleveburg.

glocks shooting cocks?

If this is old news, then rickshaw me already. But when I saw that there was a "Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research" aka FEDOR created by Russians... well... that just needs its own thread.

The fact that I'm miserable and lonely on my own and live entirely inside my head when I'm with other people.

The only reason to look at tumblr was for porn. That time has ended. Did you fap to tumblr? Do you not care? Is your favorite porn about to vanish? Post some of your favorite tumblr porn. Or other porn sites you use. Or swords. Swords are

I'll see your Heilung & Hu and raise you Iosonouncane.

Funny story: TL;DR: Failed to recognize President Taft in front of his great great grand daughter & room full of people. Ohio, back in the 00's had Bob Taft as governor. He's the direct descendent of president Taft. His Grandson I think. He has a daughter about my age named Anna. I dated one...

Retro bush derail?

Laying there afterwards. Came too early. Whatever. Girl rolls over and looks at me. In her best robot voice yells “STARSCREAM, YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.” Almost shit the bed from laughing so hard.

Soooo fucking excited to see this.

Google, you and I are NOT thinking the same way...

Man... that was some hot porn I just watched. I... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... fuck I hope I don't slip on that.

So if I could touch another person and transfer my mind into their body and use their mind like a reference guide, I'd try to get to Washington to take over some key senators. Maybe even the president. It would be super easy. Just shake hands with a secret service agent and you're practically in...

Hello. I am a metaphor. Have we met? Seriously, if you read my post as “DATING IS WINNING AT CHESS FOR PUSSY” and not “this is an example of frustration stemming from ignorance and shitty advice” then you’re a fucking retard.

Disclaimer: If you resort to violence for ANY reason... if you threaten or intimidate people... if you expect sex rather than earn it... you are a Grade A first class piece of shit human being. That said, my $0.02. Imagine you're thrust into the middle of a chess tournament, but you don't...

YANNEY

The inability of most Americans to carry two thoughts in their head at the same time. "White people call the police on black people because of bigotry AND because for more than 20 years black people have venerated the "thug" lifestyle? IMPOSSIBLE! It's just racist white people! Saying things...

Captain Ohio.

When people talk about "memes they grew up with" and you're like "I grew up with Atari and Voltron."