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Jesus... that much extra weigh under it? I wouldn't be surprised if that fucker gets gallons to miles.

idiot vs semi... Start at 0:53 And how it started/reverse angle...

When you realize that people who are 32 are WAY younger than you.

10/10 for ass. Just... wow. Would hit and be one of the folks who did not survive the encounter. 2/10 for tits. Seriously, she's wearing a top that shows off underbewb and her tits still look like they'd have room in a training bra.

This conversation: ME: Hey, crushing untreated social anxiety & depression? I have a week off from my careerless soul-crushing office job in June. My family has invited me on vacation one week. And a different week is a gaming convention I want to go to. Is it cool with you if I move that week...

The fact that, yet again, this thread on this message board is literally the only place I can say what's on my diseased depressed mind. I know most of you guys won't read it and those who do will think me a [insert derogatory term de jour]. I don't care. I don't have the money for a therapist...

It's 2018. Are there still people who are worried about opening this website at their job? That's a thing? People haven't figured out that every thread is potentially porn/gore and taken proper precautions? It is a strange and backwards world we live in. Also, game looks $$$. Will buy/fap to.

Take the day off work. Tell myself I will do all the things. Do none of the things. Not even shower. Just sit around. Fap. Play video games. Sleep. Feel fat and unhealthy. Come back to work. While gone another co-worker dropped dead of a heart attack and had to be shocked back to life. In an...

Fuck those ABC's. They're the wrong ABC's. If I were in an harem anime I would be CLOSING. Here's the correct ABC's.

If you're a woman and you choose not to go down on your male partner, that's your right and you totally have to respect it. Anything else is totally rapey. And if you're a man and you choose not to give your female partner oral, you're a piece of shit / deserve to be shamed / less of a man / a...

Ah, the myth of equality shattered.

He's not in mine, either. Weird.

Left wing snowflakery has left us unable to have an honest conversation about culture. If you say something nice about someone else's culture then you're "woke". If you say something against it, you're racist/sexist/etc.

Getting stressed about holiday shopping. I think that's as first world as it fucking gets. But seriously, I think the majority of Americans are in the second world. The third world is people who live in their own shit, don't have electricity, do menial shity tasks all day, consider late 40's...

My dumb cunt liberal snowflake friend of 8 years who ALWAYS has to be right about everything, always has to cast me as the bad guy, and who I fucking had enough of tonight and unfriended. I remember being younger and thinking that people were all basically good and interesting... then growing up...

I don't mind getting it on with chicks who are overweight. Hell, I kinda think they're cute. But for fuck's sake, could your vagina/anus area NOT smell like raw feces? Could that... you know... could that be a courtesy you pay me? Like... I get that you get sweaty. I get that your vagina...

What rustles my jimmies tonight? Black people, but not how you think. Decades of political correctness have left us unable to have an honest conversation about black culture. "Black culture is strong and beautiful! Black musicians create great music. Black athletes are the best" gets you...

On a slightly less self loathing note: religion rustles my jimmies. Because if someone invented a way to download your brain into a computer today so you could live forever, by tomorrow some fucking brainwashed piece of white trash would be trying to get it banned.

Appreciate it, man. I do. But yeah. Its hard.

Turning 40 and dumping your girlfriend of 8 years because her family is white trash that you can't deal with anymore... and you feel lonely when she's sitting right next to you. Realizing you most likely won't see 50. And after that, there's just 60, 70, and 80to look forward to. Looking...

Realizing that all the people I used to really be able to talk to... really TALK to about my life, my hopes, my fears, all sorts of shit... have either drifted away from me, moved on with their lives, or are dead. Or just don't talk to me anymore. Some is my fault. Some isn't. The end result...

Found a decent saber online. I collect swords and already have a bunch. Price tag was in the $200 buck range. Affordable for me at this point. Didn't buy it. Put $500.00 into my baby niece's college savings plan I set up for her.

FFS...

I see many of you are well on your way.

Oh... my friend... the truth is so much more disturbing. Like... "The duck is a natural gang-rapist" or "the duck has a 7 inch long corkscrew shaped penis. That falls off."

Feminists & the regressive left. I was raised a democrat and stayed pretty much liberal my whole life until recently where I've drifted into the center... mostly because feminists and the left have LOST. THEIR FUCKING. MINDS. Highlights include (but are certainly NOT limited to...)...

Deleted the first version. Summary: Me. I'm sad, lonely, old and pathetic with only myself to blame for that state of affairs.

I'll see your And raise you a

This bitch that sits next to me at work. If you heard her voice WITHOUT seeing her, you'd think she sounded pretty fucking sexy. She has this gentle slow relaxing way of speaking most of the time. It would be awesome except... When you LOOK at her, you'd want to throw up. Old ugly. Fat...

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other People, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick Back a cool, Coors...

I had that Atari and the Apple IIGS off to the side in that pic. I can still remember when the NES came out and I had to learn to control video games with my thumbs instead of my hand/wrist.

As for pics? Sorry. There's enough in here that if she read it, she'd know it was about her. And I know some of you out there can out-interweb me / find a way to track her down from her pic / etc. I appreciate the advice and time taken to read and reply. But yeah. No pics.

A quick note on the anger management: I work collections. I'm good at it. I make a decent living out of it. I have developed a skill set that allows me to deal with irate frustrated people without becoming overly irate and frustrated myself. No. I am not the world's greatest bill collector or...

Honestly, the upside is that she's a status symbol for me. An ego boost. I'm gonna be 39 this month. She JUST turned 30. She's bubbly young and blonde.

When I was a teenager Spike Lee was still shooting Malcolm X. He had lost funding and was going around the country giving talks trying to drum up support. My cousin worked in the movie industry and knew people on Lee's staff. He was able to score me a cool tee shirt and a pair of tickets to hear...

This weekend marks 8 years of dating the same chick. Not married to her. Just dating her. The situation: I live in what passes for a real city in the midwest. She lives just over an hour away in a shithole town. She lives with her parents during the week. She visits me on the weekend. Been...

Is the dude playing one-handed?