Search results

The bad ideas that are killing America: Racism. Both in the traditional sense where cops go around cracking people's heads open because they're brown... and in the new sense of anyone who's not woke is "racist". The first is a tragedy and the second isn't as big a problem, or at least it...

Hey don't mess with the US! We're number ONE!

The mask isn't to protect the person wearing it. The mask is to stop the person wearing it from infecting others if they're contagious. Yeah anytime you guys could stop parading around boldly declaring that America is the Florida of the world, that'd be great.

Share life hacks to help get through this Corona virus nonsense. Or if you're not into that, let's talk about swords. Or monster trucks. Or swords and monster trucks. So what are y'all using to stab people / crush cars / wipe your ass with?

The fucked up state of American economics. Take Michael Bloomberg. Suppose for a moment he really did just decide, "Instead of running this shitty doomed presidential bid, Imma just give everyone a million bucks." Things that are fucked up about this: 1. That he can do it. The guy can just...

I meet people. The latest one was where I ran into a person I REALLY used to like, but had a tremendous falling out with and don't talk to anymore. We sat down and talked about how silly our feud was and how we missed each other. We apologized for the things we said. Then we just sat and...

Neighbor’s shitty trampoline almost got my car.

Look at their hands. Each bitch got a normal left hand a fucking CLAW for a right hand... gross.

Finally sat down to watch The Witcher. Could they have found two uglier actors to play Triss and Yennefer? I'm not even talking about the deformities. Just... gah... fucking hideous. Especially Triss.

So I mostly come her for the funny strange random pics thread. If this is just some inside joke and you don't actually want to be an hero then just stop reading and go back to fapping. If you are considering killing yourself, just remember that someone out there loved or loves you. Consider...

It's just going to be a black screen/head crab simulator.

You show up about a couple of times a week to steal images from FSR and post them to your FB pages. You remember when Kate had a hoof and some of the shenanigans. But you weren't part of them. You know the general names of folks, but the who's who of the site is a mystery to you. You've never...

You took us back to 2002. Allow me to take you back to 2003:

Probably a repost... but I REALLY like this vid/song.

Can we just agree that Rogan has had one of THE weirdest career paths of any human being? Could you imagine him trying to plan that shit? It'd be impossible. "So yeah. I want to get into martial arts so that I can be prepared for stand up comedy. And after I do some TV shows I'm going to have...

Apparently I have been drinking retard juice. What does this mean?

I'll see your Russians and raise you orcs. Because.

Fucking feminism. It gave me this exchange today: My female co-worker: "So I will be out and I wrote job aids for you two. They're written... and don't be insulted by this... but they're written so an idiot could follow them." Me: "That's actually a really good way to write them. It's..."...

Because even as a fucking monk Christian Slater could still get laid.

Shoutout to Cane's. That's some good eating.

Also? Nudes. I mean, we all really should inspect her vagoo for signs of infection. Gonna need closeups. Lots of closeups.

Incidentally, I had the same issue with my last ex. What sealed the deal for me is that she had a hysterectomy. I have no kids. Do not want kids. And had never fucked anyone without having at least a little worry about having kids. Just think: if you knock her up, your kids will have herpes...

What's going to be REALLY fun is when you decide to start fucking her, but she wants you to eat her out. Buckle up, buttercup.

Jeni's is far superior to Graeter's. Not even a matter for debate.

Why do people on the left not understand that they're going to lose the next presidential election? Like... all their candidates seem to be either, "Let's do things that we can't get through congress" or "I HATE trump". Or both. The whole, "Vote for me because I'm not the other guy" has not...

Anyone know where this is? I think it's really interesting because without the people on top of it, I would have thought it was MUCH bigger than it actually is.

Iliza is funny.

Does anyone have that super old meme of the retarded looking wizard with the "I cast gay on this thread" caption? Seems appropriate on many levels...

I don't know, man... the new Joker previews look godawful to me.

Tierzoo is my new favorite youtube channel. The guy talks about real world animals like they're builds in an MMO called "Outside".

I didn't realize how much I missed Barth until just now.

rant Yeah fuck this shit. Most people who own dogs SUCK at owning dogs. Your dog jumping up on me isn't a show of happiness. It's a show of dominance. And I don't give a shit about why it's happening: keep your dog the fuck off me. Also, I'm a human and your friend and I get that you love your...

I'm kind of an idiot and a fuck up so I'm in the bottom range. I had a collections job that did pretty well considering no college. I was in the 40k range and living pretty well. The most I ever made in the collections job was $49,999.00. I saw that on my w2 and was so pissed. Like... really? I...

"Hey what should we do for this first episode?" *snorts an ungodly amount of coke* "LET'S TAKE GIRL WITH A DRAGON TATTOO AND CROSS IT OVER WITH MOTHER FUCKING PACIFIC RIM." Outstanding. I am highly upset we only got less than 20 minutes in that world. I want to go back!