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I once had a severe case of poison oak and my dad told me to douse it with boiling water.

This is a place to put lesbian humor and communist humor and otherwise unfunny stuff so we can practice getting along for our new masters in the new millenium.

But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything,

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Cigars reminded me of this forum. Smoking like a Clinton.

In this month I was almost killed by a nutbag armed with airsoft guns and this night I'm a pimp in a cigar bar. That is all. <3

Great, so now we need a scientific study to determine the over/under on how long I need to maintain eye contact to avoid being considered a racist/misogynist and how soon do I need to break eye contact before it is considered eye rape and I can be brought up on charges of sexual assault. And...

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup is one the best. Dev's have put a lot of work into streamlining the game over previous versions. Many trunks have been reduced in levels which gets rid of a lot of grinding tedium. The game can be beaten in a few hours of brisk play which makes speed runs watchable...

Which part of, 'we are talking about something that already happened', don't you get? This thread was a public service announcement/amusement thread. Besides, your solution seems like you are assuming sane actors, this episode was something out of Paranoia.

If it's my personally identifiable information that's at risk because of this company's poor security, doesn't that make it my data?

Like, you can't tell me what to do man. Also, they dragged me into meeting to go over how secure they were and how I should just approve it as being secure for the next project because they were using 'best practices'.

NSA director defends plan to maintain 'backdoors' into technology companies | US news | The Guardian Such a good idea, until these backdoors become semi-public knowledge.

It became a known issue - not going to fix. So now as a contractor, am I liable in some way if this thing get's used for an unlawful purpose simply because I was aware of it.

So for someone in this particular situation, a preemptive strike might be one of the better options available. And a smart little hobbit doesn't simply walk into Mordor without a full nuclear arsenal scorched earth policy backup plan. Still, if there was no audit trail and no logs, was there...

Now, if it isn't payment card data or health insurance or some other regulated industry such as financial, would they even have to divulge if they were hacked?

'Burn in hell', I'm not sure what you mean by that. I have trouble coming up with a response to these guys that don't care about security. When one of these high profile hacks occurs and does make the press, no one so much as loses their job. It doesn't make a blip on there stock valuation, so...

I did bring it up, and got the 'we don't care if we get hacked' answer.

I'm sorry I'm an NYC consultant. Shitty human and shit-eating grin kind of go hand in parcel with the job. I've been trying to determine a reason to bring the FBI in. Some sort of nightmarish auditing scenario would be my ideal endgame here. I can't think of any actual crime that has been...

I don't have any reason to ignore it. I never signed anything to that effect.

This is a true story. I'll let you guys know how I handled it once I'm sure I'm no longer legally liable. Just thought I'd give some of you guys a chance to ponder how you'd handle it.

And if it turns out the boss is Mr. "Don't give a damn if we get hacked." ?

So I'm at a new contract job to write a mobile app for this large corporation. They have a preexisting api that was written for an inhouse app. The developer that wrote the api is no longer with the company and has gone home to India. So I'm digging through the api to figure out what is going on...

Sooner or later you boys will figure out we've hit Rome. Not the good part of Rome mind you, the bad part. This sort of thing tends to happen when you let a bitch take the reigns. And then the old saying will come up, "When in Rome, act like a Roman." But then you'll start to wonder...

I hope she does run for Congress. I would promote her. Sometimes when discussion breaks down to the point where all you can do is turn around and change sides, welcome to Abaddon, and let it run it's course.

This is a good a place as any and fuck you guys happy thansgiving. One day, Osirus and Set were having a conversation. Set noticed something that Osirus was holding, "You've got Terrified, what's that like?" Osirus said, "You want it?" "Yes," Set replied. Osirus said "Be careful! It comes...

We truly have run out of good ideas, haven't we. To plumb the depths of internet humour and the best of best that we can determine and promote to the loftiest of stages, this is it folks, this is what we have to look forward to. It passes all the tests, even the bungtightiest of the most evolved...

Dr. Strangelove - Water Fluoridation - YouTube On no account will a commie ever drink water.

People that let the Illuminati war machine vote for them.

The Jews are going to fill the pits that they built us, One way or the other, Head first if necessary. And we aren't going to do a damned thing to prevent it.

So it's compliments now? Buddy, I hope your boat floats, because the ship has sailed.

Who are we dealing with? The kind of people that would make us all feel like idiots for believing there were chemical weapons in Iraq and then 10 years later making us all feel like idiots again for thinking there weren't. The kind of people that don't put any public bathrooms within miles of...

When you are ready. This is not a safe place for the unprepared.

You want to know who I am? Come.

Madonna - Borderline - YouTube

You want to know where we really are? We are in book 3 and the small eagle still has the ring.

Yeah no shit there are a ton of Jewish doctors, are you seriously that fucking retarded? So then the question is, why would they be voting to censor Isreal. And then complaining about it?

You want to know what really started the war? It was that damned Check/Slave place that those borderline creators established and what happened to the poor Germans that got trapped behind their walls. So if you are going to spout bullshit, you could at least get the order of events correct...

Not this time bubbo.

A mysterious illness is taking all the Jewish doctors allowing a deep-seated latent anti-semitism in the industry to rise due to centuries of dealing with severe hyperchondria among Jewish grandmothers. Some say there is no illness, it is just greed for greener pastures in the financial and...