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Awww yeaaah booooeeey Stallions

I bought it. Gonna try Eleanor of Aquitaine today.

Stallions :( Marvin Lewis is somehow worse at commentary than he was at coaching. Maybe don't hire the most boring, disinterested man on Earth when you're trying to get people excited for your new football league.

This league is giving me football in Utah on Sundays. I'ma ride or die with it and the Stallions.

Motion to name the next Civ thread 'Civilization Whatever - Not as good as Civ 4' and then just lock it since the title serves the same purpose as nearly every Civ thread post.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/02/08/quicker-games-no-kickoffs-steve-spurrier-guide-aaf/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.5324caff35d2 For an overview of the league, rules changes, gambling odds, etc. for anyone who cares.

My sister and I got season tickets for the Stallions. Get hype.

Teenagers in Utah make at least twice that amount per month working part time at a Chick-Fil-A, not counting the benefits and tuition reimbursement. When I worked at USPS, 18 year olds were making at least three times that amount per month working part time. I don't think you even need a...

The Steelers were robbed in the Saints game but they deserved to miss the playoffs and they were not winning the Super Bowl even if they did. They have horrible coaching, they play down to every single worse team they play against, and they turn the ball over way too much. People complaining...

Although Edelman did a bunch, I thought both secondaries were pretty great in this game. Some of the best play in recent memory imo. Goff could've easily had 3 interceptions. He's lucky that pass in the first half was tipped incomplete because that shit was getting picked unless the two Pats he...

I like Belichick and I like the Patriots, especially because they’re Team Shitlord. But I don’t want another team tied with the Steelers for titles, so I have to go Rams here even though Sean McVay’s age makes me feel old and inadequate as a man.

I've been on catch 5 Slugma or Gulpin for like a month and a half.

Other than Moss, Edelman has been my favorite Pats WR. Dude gets absolutely hammered constantly, especially on these 3rd and long plays, and he never drops the ball.

Mariano first unanimous hall of famer.

They only need to expand the challenge rules for PI calls, and they should maybe even just be automatic reviews without the need to challenge like touchdowns are. I guarantee a huge percentage of games are decided by PI calls.

I realize your raison d’être on this forum is to troll and I can appreciate that, but they weren't even 12-4 in their current dogshit division this year.

Trent Dilfer?

If Flacco gets within 1000 miles of the HOF I'll chop my own dick off and eat it. Dude is complete trash and worse than Eli.

I didn’t want to google it on my phone

So this breaks the streak of only #1 seeds winning the last zillion Super Bowls at least.

Can’t. Mercury Morris is a cunt. Also the fins have let the Pats auto-win the division for a decade straight.

I don’t even mind the Patriots normally. I just don’t want them to tie the Steelers super bowl record because then what will I be able to throw in people’s faces to auto win any argument. At least I’ll always have the Yankees.

LA fans are the worst football fans in the league, so rooting for the Chargers or Rams isn’t even like rooting for an LA team.

Jesus what a couple of games

What the fuck is that roughing call

Haha what the shit is this game.

Yeah Belichik has never outcoached anyone but Andy.

Literally everyone was bad in those last few minutes. Both coaches and the refs. Horrible play calling by both coaches in huge situations.

That is the worst non-PI call in the history of the NFL.

Go Chieeeeeefs so hard. Also Rams. Rams shoulda gone for it on 4th.

Drink some water. Don’t make me root for the Saints.

You can easily google that Goff sunrise thing by the way. Wasn’t just him either. Was one of the funnier parts of that season.

I’m not joking.

Watch Hard Knocks. Goff literally did not know the sun always rises in the East and sets in the West.