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"gee, this card must be great if it costs 2 wild cards!"-a new player crafting a terrible lifegain card, probably

I swear every game company needs an 8 year old on staff to run ideas by. Don't rely on them to produce good ideas, just use them to check for "Are you fucking retarded?" ideas.

Just cycle all of them maximizing rest exp.

Looting Ban is going to change the shape of the format a lot. Doubt it becomes a 4 turn format again tho, so lol Stoneforge Mystic.

I'm going Protection Warrior Healer. I've got bandages for days. Gonna roll on all that +Healing Gear, I heard one time somewhere that it improves your bandaging.

The bear was trying to plant a people tree for sustainable human meat.

They need classic to fail because if classic succeeds then dozens of angel investors will appear to fund Pantheon and then Pantheon will kill WoW in 2032.

They'll say the number of subs again next month. To celebrate how popular 8.2 is!

We had a hoor who did that in Legend of the Five Rings tournaments at conventions when I was a kid, didn't realize it was what she was doing until I was older and looked back on it. 9-10 year old me just ignoring her and taking provinces while she was spilling out of her get-up.

It's +EV to wear these to GPs and strike your opponents with tilting levels of revulsion.

If I wanted to play WoW with no people BFA already exists.

Plan your leveling route's flight to un'goro for when you need to microwave those Pizza Bagels

https://www.magic.gg/news/the-future-of-magic-esports Next year's version of competitive play is up. Region-locking PTs is probably a good idea with WotC no longer paying out travel vouchers.

Does this mean we get Whitemane with Shitting Dick Nipples art now?

Got Beastlord, time to reroll Melee Hunter.

It'll only be another 20 years or so until Disney owns every media company, just bide your time Mkopec.

The foundation of casual CCG play is, has been, and will always be cognitive dissonance. It fuels an entire industry of knock-off games where folks can hide from optimization via constrained information flow. EDH actually helps out WOTC a lot by keeping those players buying magic cards instead...

Just don't change the name of Muffins and you should be okay.

Probably a bit non-representative on the server-type. When people are asked questions they tend to answer how they think people would want them to answer, which in the classic community is PVP because you ain't no cockguzzling sissy boy right?!?!?! And then they end up on PVE after they...

That's why you put all your raid days next to each other, to minimize the respec brutality when you switch to your non-raiding spec for the rest of the week.

Being a Tank gives you retard-herding training.

I'm okay with the Enhance shaman as long as they show up in an MP5 dress and spam twist Air totems to keep up double buffs on the melee group. You touch Stormstrike and you're on the shitlist tho

I look forward to Mortal Striking a gnome from two continents away as a Tauren.

Ixalan, Rivals of Ixalan, Dominaria, and Core 2019 are the sets rotating out in the Fall when Archery comes out.

The haircut was an early warning sign. Still a bummer, he made some fun decks over the years.

There's plenty of bad guilds out there you can join where Progress is one Trash Pack at a time :)

There is an MTG MMO in the works, but it's by the Neverwinter folks so it'll be uninspired microtransactions-riddled mediocrity

Fuck that Leather and Plate warrior nonsense, I'm stealing my gear from the Mages.

I'm sure Darkpaw Studios will live up to fippy's long history of success.

It does happen. Hasbro has used purchasing up rights as a cudgel to kill competitors before.

Wonder what this means for lotro.

The true sorrow with the Paradox Engine ban is that I can't blame it for targeting the Sisay player now, and have to actually be honest with them that their 15 minute searches (Despite it being clear what you need to grab) every turn are annoying as fuck. This offends my midwestern...

Looks like Hogaak was A Bridge Too Far.

I mean, having a slave army of consumable farmers sounds pretty great. You don't even have to promise them a MC farm raid slot like you did the housewife Hunters.

Just get five other moonkins to innervate you. By your powers combined you may last the full first 90 seconds.

I need these Hogaak decks to go away so that I can safely abuse Unearth like a responsible citizen without everyone running 7-8 piece of GY hate.

The trick to Ultra FPS is for the computer to process the information before the computer receives the information.

Skelemental value :D

So, with Fetch Lands or the new Lotus Field this is Mono White double-ramp for WW. What a time to be alive.

I assume the art team just said fuck it and is pregaming next expansion.