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Jean Shorts, Knee-High White Socks, Velcro Sneakers, Fanny Pack. The "Your Dad on Family Vacation" Starter Pack.

They hired a bunch of MMO people for Diablo 4, but that was probably 2-3 scrapped Diablo 4 versions ago at this point. :D

Probably a wash with all the quest-giver murdering that'll go down in the last part of Phase 1.

They're hoping that making the azerite powers completely fucking busted will make people happy because they'll feel powerful. Until they run in a group with someone using their same azerite powers better and get completely btfo. That +Crit/CritDamage one is fuckin nutterbutters.

We need an Abyss emote.

In before they remove mount gear next expansion as a two-step plan to destroy that meddlesome water strider.

About 60 before the initial placement culling. Probably 40-50 made it to graduation that semester. Decent number of people just quit the program after being put in a shit school with a shit mentor for a semester. Two of the people kicked during placement were part of that group of seven...

Luckily, it's just been high school teachers so far, but that's still fucked. If you want to fuck around with 15-16 year olds go hang out at a gas station and buy them beer like the normal sleazebags do, don't waste 4-6 years on a degree.

We're up to 7 folks (5 women, 2 men) from my certification group caught doing this shit and fired in the 6 years since we graduated. People are idiots and creepers. They're making it hard for me to continue my How Many Third Graders Can You Take In A Fight research I started on all those moons...

The first duel between Obi Wan and Darth Vader was the only good one. Fucking space wizard ninjas.

I would be too if I fucked the pooch after my wife finally got the company to give me the time of day.

Our regional $5k MCQ is on the 11th next month, so like, 2-3 weeks with full spoiler to practice, 7 days with full set release to obtain the cards. Should a be fun, if hectic little window of testing/preparing.

Obviously what we really need is a TERA-clone with EQ-era Graphics.

Flightpoints are going to be a mountain of bones in phase 2 :D

Obviously you release the WoW Classic Beta Classic Server Classic in July, leading up to the actual launch in November. Implement Hunters right before switching to normal classic.

I'm hoping an aristocrats deck emerges, since we got a new Zulaport Cutthroat, but Sam Black has WotC terrified of printing any quality sac outlets :D

Cookie Monster's fuckin pissed.

Tolsimir completes his transformation into Michael Vick

Yeah, every streamer testing in the beta was like "Can't talk about azerite, since the actual interesting azerite stuff isn't implemented yet." Narrator: It never would be.

I think I heard a Druid complain about their class once, but they were so far up on their mountain of teleport and quad farming platinum that I couldn't quite make out what they were saying. It might have just been an RP emote macro attached to a heal.

It's a really fun, if relatively simple, design.

Can't do Wizard Lightning twice unless you find some way to up his power by 2, since Lightning's CMC is 3 even if you get the wizard discount :) Still, flashbacking burn is going to be good with him too!

Seat selection locally was either "See it at midnight and miss work the next day to be surrounded by a bunch of screaming assholes" or "Miss work the next day and see it in the morning for less money and more peace and quiet."

If you liked playing Electrostatic Pummeler decks, Dreadhorde Arcanist kind of brings that back. 1R, 1/3 Trample that casts an instant or sorcery from your Graveyard without paying its mana cost when it attacks, so long as the instant or sorcery's cost is equal to or lower than Arcanist's...

The secret to modern classic tanking is that it's actually DPSing, if your guild is competent. Raise that Threat Ceiling.

Also means it works against hexproof players, which can matter in the modern boggles matchup. No Leyline of Sanctity protecting you.

Just make a server for each expansion and let you transfer capped characters "upward" once you max em out on the current "era" and get bored of it, to get that sweet sweet transfer money. Offer half price transfers while laughing up your sleeve at charging 20-30 bucks for an automated process...

On the plus side, the new walkers are actually decently interesting designs. New Niv Mizzet will be a cool deck-building challenge in EDH. Even the new UG legend, despite being another +1/+1 counter dude, has some game to him. Makes cards like Quasiduplicate pretty good rate.

Main thing I've heard the DKs being pissy about is both of their DPS specs getting bodied this expansion.

Linkin Park cover for their expansion trailer? If Limewire taught me anything, this means Future Trunks or Vegeta is going to show up and fight Bolas.

It's largely due to this "Season" having a special mechanic that rewards being able to quickly clear large AOE packs (the ghosts that spawn and swarm the party every X% of clear). Prot Warrior is big dick AOE DPS. They also made Ignore Pain easier to use, making the spec feel a lot better.

And if you went fire the asshole class lead in your raid would just steal all your DPS on the meter by being the one to get the Ignite rolling ;) This thread makes me want to play a mage again despite not touching Ranged DPS in over a decade.

"We're Gonna Be Rich!" and "Nobody Expects The Spanish Resurrection" both look like fun leggos.

Obviously Diablo 4: The Hastily Constructed MMORPG will replace WoW when it dies.

I mean they're magic players, 80% of them have tits regardless.

This whole tournament is kinda bleh. Playing to the format encourages less deck diversity, not more. Somebody this morning said "We wanted baseball, but it's just a home run derby." At least we hopefully get some neat spoilers sunday morning?

Heh, thought police beating the "fire Terese neilson because her Twitter account follows Republicans" drum today too.

I assume the weird timing of the "removal" is because someone threatened wizards with running straight to Kotaku to tell them Wizards supports rapists in their first big "esports" event, and whatever tiny shred of penis WOTC still has fled directly up their pelvis into their abdomen.

Apparently we're #Me_Too'ing the Mythic Invitational now.