Sticking a finger in your own ass is about as gay as stroking your own cock. It's ok if it's yours. That said, nobody is forcing anyone to fist themselves.
I feel like only the gay guy is "browbeating" him about his own ass. It's his wife's ass the rest of us are interested in penetrating....with Noodle's dick, of course.
C'mon, now.
I can get on board with Tarantino being overrated, but I don't think any of his movies(I have not seen this one) are bad. They range from awesome to good. M. Knight has had some real bad ones.
It's actually because God is gay. When Jesus masturbates it's like a father giving his son a handjob, because Jesus and God are the same. The Holy Spirit is in the closet watching.
Self-loathing, etc.
My wife never tried anal before me and was scared about it. Now she loves it. She says the orgasms are way more intense(but shorter duration) from anal. I just love buttstuff, whether I cum or not.
Yeah, I would always take Chik-Fil-A over Wendy's, but there isn't one near my work. There's a Wendy's like 2 minutes away, though(And they are always super fresh at least).