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I don't think he needs to specify that, though. We all know who is and isn't the problem here. Anyway, I've been told I can skip this by one of our moral authorities.

I haven't seen Solo and only just recently watched The Last Jedi on Netflix(it took about 4 sessions to watch it in its entirety). I can guarantee you that I won't be paying any money to watch this. That said, I'll definitely still come back here to shitpost. I'm very excited for the memes.

The first 45 seconds of that trailer look awesome! I can't wait.

Goddman this looks dumb.

I binged this show over the last few days, not knowing anything about it. This was the best show I've seen in a long time. From start to finish, I loved it. It had the perfect mix of dark comedy and drama. The acting was top notch and the special effects were movie quality. I can't wait for...

The heat is a non-factor for me. I live in south FL. It's disgusting 348 days a year, basically. Seriously, though, I'm probably down for this. Really wish it wasn't on the west coast, though.

I'm so stoked for this. I just rewatched Breaking Bad for the first time, since the show aired live. This was the first time my wife has watched it. I think I enjoyed it even more the second time around(the bad taste in my mouth from Game of Thrones probably helped). We then started watching...

Will wearing deodorant be a requirement for attendance?

Even the poster looks bad. Per Reddit, this is the official poster. Is that Emperor Palpatine in cartoon form?

I'm down for that, but I never buy Velveeta.

This is one of the worst seasons I can recall. Very boring. I'm still watching, but I'm a couple episodes behind.

More of a condiment, really.

I put Kraft singles directly over the asshole and eat my way through.

So leave your wife, who doesn't want kids anyway and is sexually incompatible. Get one of these young, fertile chicks who are chomping at the bit to get into your skintight underoos and make a kid with one when you find a good match. I'm 43 with a 2 year old and it's a whole lot easier for me...

Too mild. I'll put American AND muenster, though.

Exactly. Those are better cheese, in general, but I'm always opting for American on my burger. Muenster and Swiss melts nicely, but is way too mild for me on a burger.

Why y'all marrying women who don't fit what you want sexually? Were they dirty-talking nymphos before marriage?

Finally, a game about something I'm good at in real life. Walking.

I just don't understand how anyone cannot enjoy nice, melty American cheese. Call it whatever the fuck you want, but I like it.

Mo' asses, mo' stuffin'.

Get your ass back here, mister. No rage quitting FOH!

Don't worry. I've always got you in the back of my head in this thread!

Things dudes who live with their parents tell themselves. I still see my mom all time time, but living with her is a privilege that I'm glad I no longer have. My dad is dead, but I've never thought, "I just wish I lived in his house longer before we lost him!" Hopefully your stay is as...

Living in your parents basement increases the odds of you having tits by quite a bit.

Yup. For all intents and purposes, they have been a Sony studio for the vast majority of their history.

I wish we could have basements in south Florida. On the bright side, my kids will never be able to return, once I can get them out.

To be fair, that leaves 59 extra minutes in the hour to have sex with someone else.

I was Guess I'll just stay out of this one...

Confirming what we all knew to be true....hodj is a bottom:

I jerked off in my pool.

I mean the armor has perks and once you have the majestic set, opening the 'boxes' from EAZ will sometimes have the armor pieces for different rolls. I don't know if it's worth all that, though. That said, I worked the grinding into doing a bunch of quests and catalyst farming, so it wasn't...

To look cool as shit(that's what I keep telling myself after wasting my weekend doing it).

We grew up with one too, and I really hope I can do it for my daughter before she gets too old. We have a community pool at my townhouse, but nothing beats having your own private one.