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Behold the power of gluten.

This herpes derail is giving me AIDS.

I seem to recall reading that puberty blockers didn't allow her cock to grow to an adult size, so when she wanted to get it flayed into a fauxgina, there wasn't enough banana peel to work with.

Thanks. I like reminders that I'm not the most geriatric person here.

Heroic adventures are easy as shit to solo and heroic strikes you can sleepwalk through on matchmaking.

I'm gonna' wait for the extended director's cut. I want to make sure I'm getting the whole picture.

Ok, I'll definitely be avoiding this then.

Are there titties in this show?

This is why I don't own a boat. One bad storm and that shit is gone. Also, I can't afford a boat.

I feel bad for the Bahamas, but as someone who has been there several times, it always kind of looks like a hurricane just came through. This storm completely ruined my 4 day weekend, and it didn't even fucking hit us.

It's a brutal Cat 5. 180 mph winds. Bahamas gonna' get wrecked. Looking pretty "good" for south FL right now. All models in agreement as of 11am update:

@a_skeleton_02 What's your name in FF?

Currently in Sunrise, near sawgrass mills.

Latest update is good news for me in Broward. Northeast FL looking bad, though. I'm still putting my shutters up tomorrow.

Me right now...

Is there somewhere I can store all of my crafting component stuff? My main inventory is getting a bit annoying to manage.

Isn't that pretty much how it was with Forsaken?

My Florida Man ass would probably instantly die of shock when I hit the water.

Did you guys try to squeeze the middle one? Maybe it did something cool.

It's mostly for family pictures.

Shit, so I thought I finished ARR, since I got the credits etc, but it looks like there is a shitton more quests before Heavensward that I need to do.

Can I get this where I squeeze my dick and my balls get bigger instead? Asking for a friend.

Honestly, it's a smart move. It removes any bitching from the usual suspects, without explicitly changing anything about the game. In a world of complete and total body modification, I imagine there's a lot stranger things than trannies anyway. They also probably don't want to have to record a...

I'm 52 on Arcanist/Summoner. I haven't done any other classes, other than 'opening' them up and getting their level 1 weapon in my inventory. Now that I finished ARR, I'll probably putz around some on other classes or crafting a bit. Queue times definitely suck as a DPS, though I was only...

Twitter-tards are hating on this, so that's a good sign.

There's so much to do in this game, as a relative noob. It's almost overwhelming. I finally finished the base game MSQ. I'm level 52, I think. I also had a sex change. I'm no longer a hot dark elf(or whatever they're called in FF) chick.

This is the correct answer, since it's in line with the complete inability to do something new and interesting in these movies.

Getting super successful on The Chapelle Show really exposed him to the scum of Hollywood, I think. He's definitely changed after all that.

Skyline Chili is awesome! Goddamn, I love it.

I gave a thumbs up for honesty.

I like the birthday at the end. Gave it a nice M. Knight Shamamalamalmal twist.

I'm gonna' make this soon. What's some good stuff to put kimchi on, other than Korean food?

My last couple vacations included the kids. Relaxing was not an option.

Your wife's new religion has deemed Dave sacrilege. You basically just made a Jew watch a pro-Hitler documentary. Happy birthday!

I need to know if that is soy-chicken or real chicken before awarding a Quality Calories.