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Pretty sure they super sized my dick for me

Nice try homie but that would have been very strange with my living situation. Rarely saw my grandma. She wouldn't come in the middle of the night. I was a smart enough kid and traumatized enough not to immediately go with her in such a weird situation. I'm talking 3rd or 4th grade homie, I...

I know it lends to people who want to disbelieve my story, but dissociative and psychedelic drugs reversed whatever they did to fuck with my memory. I did have some memory of it as a kid (the only person I ever told was my friend Kyle, I think he'd confirm to this day tho) but I didn't start to...

(sic) that period isn't mine ;)

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/sci-fi-favorite-series-sequel.html At first I was "meh" then I saw Krysten Ritter is starring. Interested.

Surprised Ara is outing himself as a boomer Slav

Episodes 2 and 3 are definitely better than episode 1. I'm enjoying the show so far.

Behold the epic saga of my lamentable existence, a comic tragedy, a farcical melodrama replete with morbid, depressive, and self-deprecating gallows humor. Picture, if you will, a creature bestowed with the grace of a falling anvil, the charisma of a damp rag, and the intellectual might of a...

Amod should move this OUT of the Rickshaw

"Nelson still beats up Ralph and that's all that matters"

My new living situation has me craving some EQ. At first I wasn't going to play, but have decided to start a casual human paladin, Qeynos side. Haven't caught up with my old <Azure Guard> crew to see if they have plans for the new server but I'll be tagging along with them if they do. IMO AG...

Bruv you know me, you really gotta ask what my autism symptoms are? 😹

Was around that same age that I started getting straight As, but also around that same age that my autism symptoms started coming out.

Not a whole lot to say about it. Was in 3rd or 4th grade. They're good about grabbing you in your sleep and making it seem like a dream. I lived on a dirt road in the country with very few houses around. The alien that took me was able to peacefully lead me to the backyard by making me think...

If you give it another shot try my exact order, swear it'll be the dankest pizza you've ever had. Also works with just pepperoni instead of salami and bacon. Well done extra sauce extra turbo crust is the main key. Rare that I ever give a recommendation this definitive btw so take note comrades

"Would" is a staple of the cover band circuit for good reason, despite a lot of the audience having to ask themselves who did the original in most crowds

True also for the Still LP, with decided lack of heaviness in the balls throughout

If Arnold and Hemsworth had an autistic baby that just somehow rolled with a 21 in charisma

And those Bender's Game D&D references they could riff on would be one of the few meme level cartoony Universes Beyond properties they could print in black border that even the edge lords wouldn't bitch about as far as ruining their immersion. Futurama crossover merchandising is one of those...

Another protip is if you want to properly engorge yourself with the classic pizza + dipped cheesy bread one two combo, AVOID their deep dish cheese bread. It's so so good but sits like a brick in the stomach when binged on prior to slamming a couple slices.

My once monthly order when I allow myself Jet's: 8 corner, extra sauce, extra cheese, well done, bacon, salami, extra turbo crust. Dankest pizza ever. Usually gotta call most locations to get salami on a pizza, not usually available on the web order page, but they'll happily do it for you if...

Rights would be tricky to finagle but quirky idea I had for a Secret Lair is to do a set based specifically on the D&D setting from the Futurama episode Bender's Game. Would be an out of this world popular seller if they did it right.

Breaking News: People Love Sweeping Generalizations In a stunning display of unity, it has been definitively declared today that all people, without exception, ardently adore sweeping generalizations. Sources confirm that every single person across the globe, from the icy tundras of Siberia to...

Tear her in half with this dick namsayin

"Neurons" by Johfra Bosschart and MC Escher, according to Stable Diffusion 2.1

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**Calvin and the Mysterious Cat Switch** One cold and dreary morning, Calvin awoke from a dream of sled rides and monstrous snow goons to find that his beloved tiger companion, Hobbes, was nowhere in sight. Instead, in the spot where Hobbes usually lay in repose, was a chubby, lasagna-loving...

77 is inferior to:

Gonna get Pumpkin one of those cat trees, thanks Haus.

Companion 1 Yorion, Sky Nomad Deck 2 Professor Onyx 3 Orcish Bowmasters 3 Thief of Sanity 2 Murderous Rider 3 Rusko, Clockmaker 3 Fatal Push 1 Erebos's Intervention 2 March of Otherworldly Light 2 Vanishing Verse 2 Argivian Welcome 2 Sheoldred's Edict 3 Absorb 2 Void Rend 3 Teferi's Contingency...

In Historic right now everyone is bitching about The One Ring Control decks. I don't mind them so much, tho, my Esper Control pile is mainly just annoyingly weak to some random jank decks that don't show up as much at higher ranks, most notably stupid fucking Gates / Maze's End.

New town I moved to has zero fast food. So I hit up Burger King when I was out of town today. Got the Bacon and Swiss Royal Crispy Chicken sandwich. Damn good. Maybe should have opted for a spicy chicken patty instead, but otherwise, no complaints. I rarely eat BK, I guess this Royal Sauce...

Someone do Kermit the Frog singing "Out of My Head" by Fastball

Knobstick is a little redundant tbpimo

Starting to think that there will be some cross-infidelity shenanigans, Madriax is his real daughter (he raped the queen or something) and Rivea is his illegitimate daughter.

Been writing today, working on building the characters / universe for the story I've been planning... at a bit of a roadblock trying to think of a reason an evil medieval king would have for murdering his own daughter, the princess... any ideas? Needs to be intelligently devious, no Mad King...

Such a good show

Nice. This show took a minute to find it's footing but it got really good by the end of season 2.