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I am getting interviews for telecomm stuff by the boatload now. My family ended up not selling, so I no longer need 100% remote which means all doors are open. Time to move on and maybe move up.

Ryan Reynolds can do no wrong. Seriously, I subscribe to his youtube channel just to watch all the ads he makes.

Black, but not a jogger. Can't have anyone showing people that they can, actually, leave the fucking plantation.

The Lady Or The Ladle?

Metallica - The God That Failed

No, no. There's always plenty of hate to fill them with.

With the dyke, probably. With him? Not as likely.

Cheeseburger with a side of monumentally bad life choices?

Sploosh!

OPP maybe.

Step 1: Learn how many calories you will need to maintain at 172. Step 2: Build your diet around that figure. Step 3: Eat that and start/continue to exercise. Step 4: Enjoy life.

I've always seen it called miso shiro because it's white, as opposed to other types of miso soup. I mean fuck you, I will always be a weeb and happily so.

Basic miso soup.

Miso shiro with tofu and green onions is divine.

There is a 100% chance that all 100 prisoners will be raped by Foler and Vanessa.

The line of thought is that your parent worked hard to buy and then prepare the food. It is your job as the kid to eat it and not be a picky little shitbag about it. This will become a thing again as food becomes scarce during the Biden depression.

My folks did the whole "You will sit at the table until your plate is clean" thing with me and my sister. Didn't really work since they didn't have the will to see it through, but if they had forced the issue it would have. Remove all food and all access to food until they eat it. Reheat it for...

YGWYFD.

Don't bite that hand that feeds you?

Shitty about your back, but glad it wasn't a stroke. When I had Bell's Palsy the only other reason I could think of for losing control of half my face was a stroke, and that thought scared the shit out of me.

Are you sure you weren't?

@Daidraco I shit you not, but I almost got in a car wreck on the way home from work today. Along the side of the road there are patches of things growing that look exactly like fireweed. The urge to run straight at them was real.

Seeing a lot of freaks, geeks, weirdos, and miscreants up in here. Lots of new faces, too.

Is your friend's name Georgia O'keeffe?

Tickle their vaginuts?

They really want you to flick their beans?

GDI, this is what I get for not visiting the thread for a few days. Was just going to post a bottle of that.

Not so much swimming as floating...

Ok, red is definitely the hotter of the two. The spice has an additive effect, so once you reach your limit or are getting close just stop. You are going to want something handy to douse that fire. It will take a long as fuck time to go away on its own.

They are decently spicy. Only done green so far, but I did need a drink with them. Unlike the rest of the abominations in their 'scorchin' lineup these have some actual flavor to them. Edit: Just tried the red. Definitely can tell the difference in flavors. Got 5 chips in and decided it was...

More things from the store.

Just got me a couple bags if those Old Bay goldfish you guys have been going on about. While I was entering the store they were just delivering the new summer Dew selections. Couple new Baja Blast varieties including this bad boy. Got 2 12 packs.

End it. Make sure she knows it's her, not you.

No, just Chasing Misty.

The child-a-pult looks ready to assist you with those pesky 4-16th trimester abortions.

No, that's just more traditional Chinese folk music.

For the devil it was the right price.

Fruit and sugar. I got a bottle from my nearby H-Mart a year or two ago to remind myself.