Paul Rudd is going to get sucked into one of the traps and discover that it actually goes to the Quantum Realm and create a bunch of crossover MCU consoomer hype
The reason their spread used to be slow was that the old owner insisted on doing the training for each new location, which at least used to result in Chic-Fil-A-adjacent levels of decent service.
Shit, when I was a teenager I worked at Culver's from 14-17. Place was pretty good with 50% off. I avoid it at full price.
Still wish they'd bottle their rootbeer.
See, guns allow an individual to protect himself from multiple assailants, and are therefor anti-democracy, since the foundation of democracy is whichever group has the most people has an innate right to destroy smaller groups of people.