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  1. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    If Rafe wanted to fill the Game of Thrones hole he should have picked the Thomas Covenant books. Rape and unlikeable asshole main characters, get your "mature fantasy" fill.
  2. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    On the plus side, my irritation at Perrin has led to multiple of my friends adopting Gormless into their vocabulary
  3. Kuro

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Ok, Wheel of Time won the "worst thing I watch this week" competition
  4. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    But Imagine how much more retarded they can be with more money.
  5. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Surely it will go just as well as SOE's other digital card game.
  6. Kuro

    MTG thread

    https://www.daybreakgames.com/news/daybreak-wotc-enter-license-agreement-mtgo Finally, I can spend my Kronos on MTGO.
  7. Kuro

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    The question is, between this and the Wheel of Time finale, which will be the worst thing I watch this week?
  8. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    "Overgrown skyscrapers? Fuckin bullshit!"
  9. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    That FPS was actually fun. Figuring out how to glitch Seekers was a good time.
  10. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Am I weird for loving databases
  11. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Watching Taliesin's descent into raging manchild the last year or two has been cathartic. His entire "brand" was the "reasonable, normal" guy
  12. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    "Does asmongold hurt your desire to play?" No, that would be your gameplay design
  13. Kuro

    Ashes of Creation

    They could totally work that into a fantasy realm. You know the ancient secrets of Paddlefanny Style martial arts, and in order for anyone else to use the class they have to pay you for training
  14. Kuro

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    9am weekday movie time
  15. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Making agelmar an asshole doesn't stand out as much when everyone's an asshole.
  16. Kuro

    Weather

    Ended up being pretty quick/low-impact here, few branches down. Need to get a car wash though, looks like the heavens ate taco bell.
  17. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Why didn't I just ride the eagles to Vesper Bay?
  18. Kuro

    Weather

    Getting 80+ mph winds through town this afternoon, had to undo the Christmas decorations
  19. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I wouldn't regret selling out at any time. By all rights this game/company should have killed itself a half dozen times over the last thirty years, and could still do so. They've recently actively fucked up enough to kill off the format that drove the majority of in-store play for the bulk of...
  20. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Most powerful doesn't matter when you got a shank
  21. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    We've got Nynaeve for forsaken soloing
  22. Kuro

    New World

    If you're not max fishing in every MMO are you even a fan of the genre?
  23. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    As someone who loves playing melee the smoothness of D3 was definitely more enjoyable to me than the POE melee experience back then
  24. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Daybreak, Blizzard, FunCom and Amazon should work together to make an MMO.
  25. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    If he trades the dagger for it we've neatly eliminated like 800 pages of story!
  26. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    I look forward to him buying a cool horn from some peddler in Tar Valon.
  27. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Time to request a Ynnead kitbashed out of a Keeper of Secrets to make my friend absolutely livid.
  28. Kuro

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    "Because of The Implication" might be the most quoted line of a comedy show I've ever heard
  29. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    She's a strong independent mare don't need no stallion
  30. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    In the book/setting the complete symbol is the ancient Aes Sedai symbol. In the setting at the point of the show, it's generally shown broken into two, the black "fang of the dragon" which is cursed/evil/dangerous/masculine, and the Flame of Tar Valon, which is good/light/knowledge/feminine...
  31. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So you're saying they want to slaughter our sacred cows?
  32. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    It's going to be the most true-to-life funko pop
  33. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    Farewell, Taiwan
  34. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    EverQuest 2 in absolute shambles
  35. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Much like fetches, I'd be happier banning the RL cards than reprinting them. And I own a lot of both types of cards.
  36. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Imagine if someone actually tried to adapt Piers Anthony's weird horny ass books. Spell For Chameleon was my first full-sized book when I was a kid, so I have a soft spot for the dude.
  37. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'm getting a lot of miniature assembly/painting done at least
  38. Kuro

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Hoping that negative modifiers stack until overflow loops back around to creating a good movie
  39. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    I never understood the idea of heroes of the storm as an eSports. The entire design was to minimize the impact of individual player skill, how do you build engaging narratives around that?
  40. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    The thing is, doing all of this to "surprise" the audience doesn't even serve the people they're trying to surprise right now. "Aaaand now your main character is not the people we've characterized and given you time to know, but this random guy we made sure to shove to the back of the screen...