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  1. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Spirit is the "fifth element" and is used for wonky magics. The Aes Sedai rules-lawyer their way around the oaths pretty regularly, since they're only bound by the words of the oath, not the intent. The oaths are a relatively new thing in the setting, forced upon them by a King who distrusted...
  2. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Mind control weaves are a thing, but forbidden/forgotten for the most part, they come back into play as the Forsaken wake up. A lot of fuckery is done with Teleportation later in the books, but it's another forgotten weave at the start. For most of the books, fast travel is only available via...
  3. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Instead, they will make catboys in dresses
  4. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    It makes me sad that my brain went "It's Perrin Bling Eyes now"
  5. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Reaper damage is not scaled down to sub 50 properly, logged in to knock out a dungeon daily on one of my tanks and everything just immediatly melted to two reapers. Ended up getting 18 levels in an hour thanks to the insta-queueueue and reapers/laser-healers everywhere.
  6. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    I now want this show to get 18 seasons so we can see how derp the seanchan Ogier Sardaukar look
  7. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Was warned that the Marvel Crisis Protocol starter box models were fiddly. Thought I was going along fine until I hit miss marvel and one of her fiddly little upper arms flew the coop. Replaced it with a little piece of sprue. Guess I paint it white and pretend it's a random piece of...
  8. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Probably plays a night elf priest
  9. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    No no you see it's consistent with the rest of the books. Becoming Dragonsworn makes you super retarded.
  10. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So, half of the new Unglued set is legacy/edh legal. Cards that care about artists, speech, or manual-dexterity are still "silver bordered", but dice rolling stuff is now part of real MTG thanks to AFR. They're all physically black bordered, but the illegal cards have an acorn foil stamp
  11. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Are they going to do the thing video games do where they try to make a scene look like a videogame, except here it'll just be someone reading a book of exposition at the audience?
  12. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Like the entire back half of the books is "there are dozens of random cultural organizations hiding piles of channelers more powerful than the Aes Sedai, they just lack the breadth of training"
  13. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    I feel kinda bad for Rand in Season 2, that derp ass looking Heron is going to be really lame to have branded on your hand
  14. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Giving the characters 40min to breath and not be in retarded panic/drama mode this episode helped a lot. Unfortunately Perrins actor notes are still "stare gormlessly with your mouth open." Liandrin looks like she can bite through cuendillar
  15. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    I will be okay with whatever stupid changes they want to make as long as rand dies at the end of an episode halfway through the season and a voiceover says I WIN AGAIN, LEWS THERIN, then the show resets with more changes.
  16. Kuro

    New Amazon/Daybreak MMO

    Running Concrete Pillow missions was more fun than LDON
  17. Kuro

    New Amazon/Daybreak MMO

    Saving the best for last yo. I'm like 25 years from retirement so Pantheon should hit right about when I've got time for an EQ-style game again
  18. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Where's the apology for calling Kyle a white supremacist?
  19. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Stave, We do have both Incel and MTG threads, so you could probably just cross-check
  20. Kuro

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    Obviously they need to wait until all the original actors are dead, then make a movie where their ghosts have to defeat evil professional big corporation Ghostbusters
  21. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    100% going to be an FBI asset shooting people up at at least one of them to push the narrative that Kyle's acquittal emboldens murderous white supremacists
  22. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Well, at least if he gives you a shot in the arm you know it'll be accurate
  23. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Need to introduce 2boxing
  24. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Boardgame night with my liberal friends tonight. Gonna be making a lot of smugly self-defense jokes.
  25. Kuro

    Everquest - Live Servers

    Obviously we have entered a timeline so fucked that EverQuest 3 deals the final blow to WoW
  26. Kuro

    New Amazon/Daybreak MMO

    It'd be hilarious if EQ3 actually released and then got immediately shitstomped by RiotMMO like EQ2 with WoW
  27. Kuro

    New Amazon/Daybreak MMO

    Planetside 3
  28. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    9-5 work is why you have clerks/librarians
  29. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    So, gonna acquit today now that the timing is right for a full weekend of bussed in rioters?
  30. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    She's already seen all their faces and probably knows their first names, right? With how polarized the nation is I'd be half concerned of a fellow jury member doxxing me afterward.
  31. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Popular Nihilism. Everything sucks and is doomed and there's nothing you can do to fix it. The refuge of weak men who believe meaninglessness/doom absolves them of responsibility for forging their way in the world.
  32. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    As soon as the Karen gets her husband to scan it
  33. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    These fucks keep delaying my Concrete
  34. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    You think this is going to end up differently?
  35. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Maybe they'll have a lady come out tonight to accuse the judge of raping her
  36. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Going to be more anxiety after they go home tonight and find out the mainstream press themselves were trying to dox em
  37. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    This trial is a fucking clown show.
  38. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Give the kid a Shot
  39. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    They're just trying to make the foreperson feel comfortable in their fore skin