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I assume that I earned some karma for it at least, as both the girls I'm currently talking to are great looking, so there's always that. My coworker has now also convinced me that what I did with the large girl doesn't count as sex, as I couldn't stay hard or really do much of anything. I like...

She looked like this. Not her, but this is pretty spot on. Won't happen again. :/ I've haven't been to the site because I've been talking to the two other girls I met there in most of my free time. They are both super interested, and that's all going well. So, wish me luck.

I've only talked to the one guy who told me how amazing she was so far, I ran into him last night and went "Ohhh thank you soooooo much for that." And he apologized and said in high school she was amazing, or maybe he just thinks she was because she was his first. I didn't know that before...

I'll try to keep this one shorter. Fat girl flirts with me. I acknowledge but don't flirt back, because I'm not interested. I mention it to a friend, my friend tells me she's the nicest person on the planet, and he knows a couple people she's dating and all they do is go on and on about how...

Yeah noodle, thousands of times sounds weird to you? I bet I had sex a thousand times alone in 1999 (that was a... good year). I would say 3 times a day was about average that year. So yes, thousands of times is not an exaggeration. Would it blow your mind if I said I would guess I've had...

Me? No, I'm at work. Also, don't get high. :P

Add me to the boat of people who think you pull out guys are functionally retarded, and that's coming from Onoes. I don't even know how you would compare the two options, let alone try to claim that condoms are less effective. If I had a bowl of acid, and you had two options, put your hand in...

Well shit, now I totally want to get into that foamcore stuff. Just a couple nights ago I got Battlecon: Devastation of Indies and went "This looks like a fantastic game, with a terrible box.", which is true of probably 70-80% of my collection. Time to start a whole new craft? The idea is...

Bummed out, started playing a few days ago on the hardcore tournament server thing. Just died at lvl 36, went to use my skill point and something just wrecked me. My own fault! I was going ranger, mainly used rain of arrows and poison arrow. Any suggestions on what to try next? I enjoyed...

I'm sorry, is that not what cruize control is for? (Also, I imagine road conditions vary from state to state, but here in az, there are a fuck ton of 50+ mile stretches of road with no turns, no bumps, no other traffic. Just you, driving in a straight line, for an hour plus. It's not that...

Bought "Castles of the mad king Ludwig" and everyones been enjoying the hell out of it.

Also in the same boat as a few of the guys in the blowjob topic, I think I've ever only had one girl spit, and even then, she didn't run to the bathroom, she would just let it fall out of her mouth on herself or me, depending on the angle. I dated a girl once who, if she wasn't feeling like...

Change your physical appearance for attention!? BURN HIM. :P

Sent!

Holy shit, tonight's episode was an entire giant parody that almost NONE of Always Sunny's audience would ever get, it's insane. The episode was a parody of the Michael Keaton Birdman movie that came out this year in a limited release but to glowing praise. The entire episode following an...

Yeah, as much as you say toys don't do anything for you... it sounds like toys are your answer. Hell, get a Hitachi magic wand, and when she wants sex and you're not very interested just tell her to lie down, and start playing with her with that thing. There's no way you don't start getting...

Sutekh, I just spent a couple hours in a car with my Ex wife, swapping horror stories and shit of our first year apart. We're at a point where we can hang out, and 98% of the time its just like we are good friends, and 2% of the time, once every 3 or 4 months, she'll do or say something that...

I have both of these, and its always fun when someone notices.

No idea what ipt is. The girl I was dating actually met me on Halloween, I had a hat on. I need to stop bringing the hair up, it always just devolves into this. We are all in agreement it's ridiculous, I just find the fun it facilitates to outweigh that? As for the girlast from facebook, she...

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Man, fucking annoying. Prepare for an emo post. So, yesterday I start flirting with a girl on Facebook. She is talking about some crazy aerobic stunt things in a video, and saying she wants to try it. I say that if she thinks she can lift me, I'm game to try. Har har. We go back and...

Sold the jurassic park truck a few months ago :P Bought it for $1,600, put new tires on it for $600, drove it for just over a year off and on, sold it for $7k. Bunch of haters in here.

I typically sleep between 4-6 hours a day, When I lay down to sleep I'm out in under 30 seconds and wake up in the exact same position, I sleep like I'm dead. I'm not worried about sitting comfortably in bed watching a movie fucking up me sleep any worse than sitting in my computer chair 5 feet...

What's your referral number thing? Like everyone sad, the hundred day return policy thing that's apparently super easy kind of makes it a no brainer to try it at least. If I'm hooking someone up with 50 bucks it might as well be someone from the board. I'm still up in the air about the race...

Well fuck. Now all I see is racecar bed. I wonder if that was the subliminal appeal. God damn it Iannis.

Pet free, for life if I can help it. I don't really roll out of the bed ever, but one of the drawbacks of Latex mattresses is they don't really have stiff sides, so sitting on the edge of the bed to put shoes on or something doesn't work too well. I thought that might actually help with...

So, for just over a year I've been sleeping on a futon mattress that has no frame. Just a mattress, on the floor, like an animal. I've decided as a technical adult I should perhaps invest in something more bedlike. I spend far too much time yesterday looking into this shit. It seems a...

I'd say anything past the middle of the week is suspect. If it's Thursday and you say "Want to go to dinner next Monday?" my response would be "This coming Monday, or the following one?" Basically, I wouldn't assume anything, I would want clarification. Now if you say "Next Monday.." on a...

Yeah, thats insane. You get a gift at the wedding. On the day. Fuck you.

And yeah, my wife had all of my passwords to everything. I changed the important stuff after the divorce, but didn't bother with little shit (she's using my Netflix for example). It's actually funny because she called me the other day to say "Ohh hey, did you change your Amazon password? I...

If you remember, when I caught my wife it was the same shit. I broke my phone in the afternoon on a family trip, later that evening she had gone to bed, and I was just chilling and relaxing. Saw her phone on the nightstand and went "Ohh, I'll surf the net on that." (Literally the first time I...

Go back a page, I just answered it. At most, I drink 2 nights a week, otherwise I drink nothing but water. On an average night out I would say I drink the equivalent of 3-5 beers, or a bottle of wine, over the course of 5 hours. It's rare for me to have a beer at home, but I probably drink a 6...

Apparently my jerking off IS a program....

I would really like to be in good shape, but I just have no idea how people get themselves to do it. Basically, every single day I go "Well, I'm going to at least do some sit ups and push ups or something today" and every night I go to bed going "Well, I had plenty of chances and never did...

I was debating coming down next weekend actually. I'll let you know. Still need to go visit StupidMonkey in Phoenix, I didn't forget man, just haven't made a trip up there in forever!

If by "let" you mean "her and her sister went and made the exchange without my knowledge while I was at work" then yeah, that was me. She had suggested it, and I was firmly against the idea. When she went, the stripper showed up in a car full of guys. I highly suspect I would have been...

Yeah, the feeling you get watching that is pretty much what I woke up with, lol. I had sent her a text the next day apologizing and assuring her it wouldn't happen again. I just sent the one text (Although you know me, it was a long text), and she didn't respond. She randomly text me...

The horns stay :P Actually, last night a friend invited me out for a drink, he had just finished practicing with his band and thought I might like to go (because the lead singer of his band is a guy who was in another band I was really into in high school, he thought I might like to meet...

I had something happen last weekend, but it's fucking embarrassing, so I didn't plan on talking about it. In my shortest post ever, it went something like this. Me + Saturday night out + alcohol + running into the girl who just dumped me that I can't seem to get over = me embarrassingly and...

In all fairness to me, I love women. Also, you guys are dicks. :P