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I just recently learned about Death Race. I guess it was one of the first big video game controversies. You drive around hitting "gremlins" that scream when you run them over. TRAINING PEOPLE TO KILL

It's from 15 years ago back in the really early days and yeah, he's definitely throating his shit mike. I remember liking these old off the cuff reviews of his though in part because of how fucking bizarre some of these games are - I don't think Tattoo Assassins ever had a proper release but...

Jesus, really? It's this piece of shit? Goddamn. Well, here's a video game review of it from the early days of nerd reviewing -

There's a lot of these games. Early 90s or late 90s?

Well he was just coming off of and Aliens was only a couple years prior.

edit - these Gen X references ain't getting any younger

That's bullshit but I believe it.

All the skeezy DMs are going to keep that from happening.

"Don't marry the first girl you have sex with" was what I got. I've seen other people complaining about the advice their boomer parents gave them but it's not my experience.

Well what do you suggest we should do with our second penises?

When they first introduced their level 85 heroic characters and gave everyone one for free it was incomprehensible. The level cap is now what, 120? And a heroic character can start at 100? I'm not even sure where someone would go to get good information.

Remember that episode of DS9 where everyone in the station is working against Chief O'Brien and we learn at the end the O'Brien we've been following around for the episode is a genetically engineered assassin duplicate thing? Would be quite the deep cut to reintroduce that. Oh hey, the Dominion...

If you get on the aggro table of an open world boss you're PvP flagged for five minutes. Sadly that wouldn't work as zones break down with huge numbers.

If Vaniki had the kind of insane energy we saw on Selo it's possible more targets would have went down. It also didn't help that a whole bunch of people burned out hard on from camping shards and farming Emp keys on a server where you were already spending a lot of time bind rushing targets or...

If you have hardmodes than people feel obligated to do them and shitty if they don't. In terms of dollars a carnival ride like all races all classes no keys no flags relaxed true boxing bonus loot has to make more sense than Vaniki 2.0 or bolting on hardmodes.

So you launch at Classic this time with a level cap of 40 and then give a little prize to anyone that can get a kill on Inny/CT and a prize for downing Eye of Veeshan. Boxing, double loot, random loot, whatever is that something people are going to really be all that interested in doing? Vaniki...

https://kotaku.com/i-kept-playing-the-costs-of-my-gaming-addiction-5384643 What fucking casuals.

Remember when CBS did a special on being addicted to EverQuest? Me neither! They mention a guy that killed himself at his computer with EQ still running https://www.cbsnews.com/news/addicted-suicide-over-everquest/ Alright, which one of you catfished Iluvyou and broke the poor man's...

The first sequel to the Grudge is very watchable.

Is everyone just rolling then or are there some other systems in use?

Are Dragon Kill Points not in style in World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King?

And then he traded it to a not Paladin after realizing what he rolled on?

Shit, we did that too. That one was less shit but I was definitely not the target audience.

I'd like to be optimistic but I saw in the theater instead of playing DnD that night. Everyone hated it.

EQ isn't really set up all that well for it. So you and some friends go and spawn a Guk DZ. Your friend says none of the named are up so you leave. Meh. Maybe in a group DZ each named is up but the loot is fiddled with so while you are always killing each named in each area they chances at loot...

There are some alright ones but they indeed quite niche. I've been told the post-return Voyager novels are godawful.

They reversed course on Selo and Mangler when people said the proposed rules looked like a pile of vomited shit.

Sisko returns in the DS9 relaunch novels! Stop watching this nerd show and buy some way, way nerdier books you gigantic fucking nerd.

Copy/paste all the PoK guys you'd need right in to the Freeport Tunnel. You could also flag every trainer and spell merchant in the game as race/class/deity agnostic.

You have to take it the Microwave of Mount Doom Think of all the clicks you'll get.

It would technically still work. You don't need to use a trainer for the first point of a new skill. That just happens automatically now when you level. I think everyone's immediate respawn area is safe? Enjoy your free teleport to Nektulos, Driziztiz the dark elf ranger and your fifty brothers...

I know I joked about Ogre dominance but going through the races and classes you'd end up with a whole lot of fucking Ogres. Ogre Monk (obviously), Ogre Rogue, Ogre Bard, Ogre Druid, Ogre Cleric, Ogre Ranger, Ogre Paladin and then a bunch of meme casters because why not. It would be amusing if...

All races can be all classes with PvP where you can only fight people outside your race so everyone gets killed until they reroll Ogre and when the server is 95% ogre or higher everyone gets a /claim for a 50% exp pot. Then you turn the server off.

This guy has expectations properly calibrated.

Wait, You guys are getting handjobs?

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