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Yeah, I like him too but it's hard to believe they couldn't get similar production but just putting in another tight end. They probably have to pay him to keep him from getting stolen by the Jets since there aren't very many teams he would fit in with.

A common reaction but they are very good.

Reubens are delicious but they're no BLT.

Tomatoes make every sandwich better. People in my family even eat peanut butter and tomato sandwiches with mayo during tomato season which sounds disgusting but is actually delicious. Of course it's absolutely necessary for the king of sandwiches, the BLT.

Plenty of time for you to get sperm all over it.

It's not like a Dominoes pizza is a big windfall for a domino's driver and there's no way I would eat something that had spent a couple of hours in a stranger's house who I knew was a dissatisfied customer. If he knew anything about you I'm sure he'd be even less likely to want to eat something...

I think it's clear that Biden and Fauci think people are going to do half of what they tell them to so they're telling them to do twice as much as is actually necessary. I'll be shocked if the NFL doesn't have full stadiums this fall. Then again I would have said the same thing at this time...

Ever listen to an interview with their CEO? That dude is a full blown fanatic. He really believes he's fighting the literal devil in the meat industry. He has even said he would help fund his competitors (although as far as I know he hasn't) just to help destroy the beef industry more...

Fires are always a concern on dry years but the bigger problems are not having enough grass for the cattle and not being able to put up hay for next winter. Then you wind up having to buy hay at high prices in the fall or spend lots of money trucking it in from far away if the drought is...

I wish we would get some moisture here. We're staring down the barrel of a drought right now. Starting to wonder if I should sell cows now to get ahead of it.

Yeah I was disappointed but maybe I had hyped it up too much in my mind. I also wanted to see Ned and Jimbo storm the capitol so I was disappointed that they picked up after all that.

It would be super metal if you had them stab it through your heart and then bury you with it still in there.

I'm really curious about the future of NFL Sunday Ticket. I think there's one more year left on AT&T's deal but I'm really hoping it goes streaming after that. If they would let you pay for a single team that would be amazing.

The average salary for an NFL referee is $205k. They probably like having the off season where they don't have to work and that's plenty of cash to live on year round. Hell I don't feel sorry for anyone that makes that kind of money and only works 6 months out of the year. If I had that deal...

I agree. Edible, but definitely the worst crust digiorno makes.

Yeah, porn is too easy to be exciting. I'd be more excited to see one of my high school classmates who's still in shape post a bikini pic on FB than to see Elsa Jean (who is way hotter than any of my high school classmates) with 5 dicks and a cucumber up her ass.

After the pandemic special I can't wait for this. I'm guessing Jimbo and Ned are Qanon fans.

I thought the song "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison was a Jimmy Buffet song for like 10 years because I downloaded a file from Napster that said it was him in 1999. If that was true it would be Jimmy Buffet's best song.

What are you basing that on?

Yeah I don't think I'd spend $150 on 18V batteries that will be useless for any new tools since DeWalt has gone to 20V stuff that isn't compatible with the old batteries. Do you have other tools that use those batteries? You can buy a 20v drill with a charger and 2 batteries for $99. They are...

I've never tried the knock-offs. My stuff is Makita and there are plenty of knockoffs on Amazon for less than half the price but I've never had the nerve to try them. They get mostly good reviews with the occasional 1-star "It caught on fire" review. There's not really a brand on most of...

I went out to sushi with my friend and his wife once and ordered Amaebi (sweet shrimp) Nigiri. I had had it many times before but this time they brought it out with the shrimp heads dipped in tempura and deep fried and then placed at the front of the sushi which I had never seen before. I was...

I pray that this happens. I would love to just kick the shit out of the Seahawks twice a year for a while just like the good old days.

I hear you. I feel like going through even half a day without it is almost unthinkable. A few months ago I was leaving town for the 50 mile drive home and my battery was at 1% and my car charger wasn't working and I had the serious thought that maybe it's too dangerous to drive home without my...

A lot of college teams have no NFL level players. Even some of the best college teams probably have 5 or 6 NFL players on them. Most high school teams don't have any college level players. If you're and NFL level player on a high school team you are literally a man among boys. A large...

Why risk it? Just get two just in case.

I always drain the noodles and then stir fry them in the sauce. That's what the instructions say on the pack. I put some sauteed chicken breast and onions in there with it usually too.

I just started a new 5-pack of the 2x spicy Samyang noodles. It's the hottest thing I've really found that is actual food and not just some sort of burny chemical. When I finish I'm crying and my nose is running but I just keep coming back for more. I haven't seen the 3x available on amazon...

This. I think everyone agrees he most likely won't be traded, but people have this thing where they say something stupid and then feel the need to defend it forever and then declare victory once everyone gets tired of telling them they're dumb.

My bother's dog found us working on some fences 4 miles from the house once. I guess she just followed our scent (she was a beagle). When he was building his house though he cut the hole in the floor for the stairs to the basement and she walked in and fell 10 feet onto the concrete which was...

You can tell her that smaller tanks are harder to take care of for a beginner which is true. The more water you have, the less the conditions in the tank are going to fluctuate. Start with a 60 and let her talk you down to a 40.

Lately I just make Silky Smooth Macaroni and Cheese - Modernist Cuisine and then don't put the macaroni in. You can use any cheese you want and the texture is great.

I haven't really watched recently enough to be able to come up with a lot of examples. Part of it is just the amount of money they seem to have. Unless there's some oil wells on that place, cattle don't pay for mansions and helicopters and fleets of Dodge pickups with custom paint jobs on...

I too have rage when there's a bigass sticker on something I bought that won't come off. Obviously there are stickers that are easy to remove so it's just like a big fuck you when they put one on that you have to scrape or dissolve off of there.

I usually have pretty good luck at DQ but my worst drive-thru fuck up ever was there. I ordered a mushroom and swiss burger and got a bun with cheese and mushrooms and NO FUCKING PATTY. I was already 5 miles away by the time I noticed and didn't have time to go back but I've never been more...

Seems like being blind isn't nearly as big a deal for dogs as it is for humans. As long as their nose works, the can get by pretty well without their eyes. They do sometimes fall in holes and such, but if there aren't any unexpected falls around, they seem to get by just fine. My brother's...

Isn't Atomic Blonde already that movie more or less? That one was kind of fun if you can get past the idea of a 130lb women kicking the shit out of multiple 300 lb guys at the same time. At least she took some punishment in it but probably not what would have been realistic. Maybe she will...

Yeah, it's pretty melodramatic throughout. As a rancher and a Montana resident the ranching stuff is completely ridiculous. I think I finally know what it feels like to be a doctor watching medical shows, but I decided to ignore that and just watch for the characters and drama but they're...

Unfortunately it's not really that far fetched. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterilization_of_Native_American_women

Yeah Beth is too over the top for me and that's in an over the top show. I just don't find her believable.