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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Finn's Character is a lead in name only. The actual role is about as deep as a cardboard cutout. There was a ton of potential for Finn and Ray to bond over their similar circumstances, losing family, being chased, but his character is made of plastic. Also, he didn't really overcome his past in...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    If you count the aliens, then Starwars is one of the most diverse franchises out there... otherwise, it's pretty glaring. Unless of course we are now to believe that all storm troopers are black, but then I think that would make things worse, actually probably way worse.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I guess the sound in my theater was kinda shitty or I am losing my hearing. Probably a little of both. I guess I should have "RTFM" before going to see the film though, would have probably answered some questions for me.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    So I finally got around to seeing this movie last night. I wasn't expecting anything. I had avoided reviews and spoilers and had not really paid much attention to the production hype except for one guy's near religious experience when he walked onto the set of the Millennium Falcon (Maybe that...
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    So, I'm dying...

    I am really glad we had Gravy this holiday season. I had roast beef on Christmas, it was a little dry, but then there was Gravy. Totally fuckin saved it. I mean can you imagine, no amount of eggnog can wash down dry roast, I get choked up just thinking about it. A Christmas without Gravy is...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The Moneypit The first thing anyone who pledges money to this project will encounter, the money pit is a surprisingly deep hole that is entirely a man made construct. It swallows wealth at an infinite rate, defying both physics and logic. Some say there is a portal at the bottom of the pit that...
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    Bootstrappers guide to being successful.

    I work as a land surveyor. The situation I face is interesting but probably applicable to other fields. I am 32 years old and about to sit for my professional licensure exam. So that makes me about three years younger than the average age for those who sit. I went to school and earned a BS in...
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    The Video Thread

    It was a water bottle. You can see the water spray spiraling out from it as it shoots into the woods.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That random inspirational poster generator is not quite so random... Attachment 106122 Attachment 106123 Attachment 106125 Attachment 106126 It's a god damn prophet.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I saw this movie in the theaters. It was a crappy theater with a shitty sound system, the movie was slightly out of focus, there was some guy with a bad cough or itchy throat during the whole thing and you know what? I fuckin loved it. A really amazing movie grabs your attention and holds it...
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    Brave Frontier

    I am pretty new to this game. I started a while ago during some 4 star summon event, but then dropped the game for a few months. It seems fun but has a ton of hidden mechanics that go into unit interactions and such. I was saving all of my gems for another 4 star or better event, and when this...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    It has to bug Lucas just a little bit, maybe, that every time he takes full control of a project, it turns into unmitigated, rancid, shit. That's literally his "mark" on Hollywood. I mean I understand he is insulated by billions of Disney Dollars and probably many more from raping the dreams of...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    If Brad Co. just made all ofthesea reality, I would honestly play the shit out of this game. Which, considering how much they have already put into it, should take quite a while. Edit: Holy crap, I just browsed through the offerings from Tiny Zoo Heavens Blessings LLC, (whatever the crazy...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Cabal Ghoul? Ova Heere...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Every one of my characters ended up with a cupboard that must have been a a gateway for a dimensional rift. I mean how else can you fit 7,000 tons of ingredients inside the bottom half of a china hutch. Dark forces were at work in that world and I don't mean Dragons and daedra. Those pussies had...
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    One Of The Most Fucked Up Things I Have Ever Seen On The Internet

    The only defense I think his representation could hope to sell is that he has no sense of reality or consequence for his crime. The fact that he was completely blatant about it and showcased his actions to the world, shows zero remorse or sense that what he did was improper or shameful. Throw in...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Too much bloom... turn that shit down. Is interstellar like a modern FPS in space or something?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I always imagine that most MMO's encompass operations about as legit asthisone.
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    Fury: Brad Pitt commands a sherman tank in WW2

    Now they just need a cartoon series where Brad Pitt's character's from Inglorious Bastards and Fury turn out to be twin brothers, who were actually the children that Brad Pitt's character from Legends of the Fall had after he left for the mountains. It could be all about how the three of them...
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    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    I know there are a few guys in every firm sitting squarely in the autistic spectrum that actually care that what they design, works. They are the ones that never get promoted into management because they are such good "foot soldiers". It's the ones that shovel shit out the door like they are...
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    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    The F-35 being a flop is more related to the Pentagon having their heads up their asses and making ridiculous demands of the project in an attempt to reduce costs. Hello decision to go with one engine. It's the classic, client always being right, bull shit that forces engineers to do a little...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Seriously guys, reading this thread has been like getting blasted by a gas powered mind blower. Also I found some "sekret" screens from brad's latest pantheon leakage: At first I was like... Whatever. But then I splooged all up in my noggin when I realized Conny Tiox = Oxycontin ...
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    Fondest Memory of MMOs

    I was a warrior of the North. Proud, strong, stupid. It was my first time leaving the frozen wastes and traveling to the city of Qeynos. I spent all of one afternoon exploring that town before I noticed a gathering of people with colorful bubbles exploding out from their bodies. I asked what was...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    No sir, your dad is like the ghetto Howard Hughes of parenting. Brad being your parent would have been much worse... Brad would have told everyone what an amazing child you were and how awesome you were going to be when you grew up. He would tell everyone how hard he was working to make...
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    Fight Club

    I am Jack's Pancreas. I am located in Jack's abdominal cavity, behind his stomach. I help Jack's digestive system by producing enzymes that break down Jack's food. I also produce several important hormones that help Jack function. Jack doesn't love me. I am a very important part of jack. Without...
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    The best part about this is when he crashes his speeder into a sand crawler after dropping a roach into his jedi robes. That and John Turturro as sith lord Darth Jesus telling Dude skywalker... Darth Jesus: " Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy jedi mind tricks...
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    Fondest memories of gaming (non-MMO)

    Beating Final Fantasy IV for the first time. Me and a whole group of friends spent an entire weekend playing the game during a sleepover/ birthday party. We camped out in the living room. Made an awesome fort, Ate tons of junk food and were riveted to the screen as we watched the story unfold...
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    My Spider Bro

    That's a giant North American Millipede. Then can secrete Hydrocyanic acid if they feel threatened, which can irritate or burn exposed skin. But short of mashing one up and rubbing it on your skin they generally aren't too much of a threat. Just don't get any gunk in your eyes, that would suck...
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    My Spider Bro

    I don't mind the millipedes, or the spiders. About the only "bug" I absolutely detest is the tick. Fuck those with fire. Anyways I found this guy in the woods while working a few years back. When it first shot out from it's hiding spot under some leaves, I thought it was a snake. If I...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    Here's a somewhat vague hint...
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    First World Problems

    I ate my ice cream too fast and now I have a headache. That and I am slowly being crippled by ever decreasing earning power due to wages not keeping pace with increasing costs. Oh an my internet connection was a little wonkey today, I think this was due to high winds and a storm coming through...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    So yeah Larian just ninja nerfed Weather the storm to 25% resist all instead of 50%, 37 minutes before I made my last post. Of course I had to turn Cain into ash to figure it out.
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    Cain just seems totally broken. Starting with 5 in Man at arms and taking weather the storm has turned him into the best wizard's apprentice ever. His fire resist is 120% unbuffed right now, so even while burning he's immune to fire damage. I just shoot boulders and fireballs into his back while...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    If we are on the topic of games we'd like to see get made, I have two. First is a futuristic strategy game + PVP FPS mash up. Shit ton of other ideas for utilizing mobile and tablets in order to totally invade the player's life and not let them have a moment of peace or respite from...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    I would go East, withered garden and east Cyseal are both around your level. And for Ice spells keep checking with the Enchanter Merchant in the town market square. Every level the merchants update their inventories.
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    I had the same thing happen. She was dropping loot like the smelly scarf and some white items. However when I talk to the zombie after the fight and barter with him, it appears as though Evelyn's boss drops are ending up in his inventory... you can buy the stuff off of him, but the legendary...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    So I decided to replace Madora with a henchmen from the hall of heroes. I guess they must be randomly generated. The level 1 recruits start with 5 ability points randomly assigned. But this doesn't follow the normal point progression of the two main characters. +5 in a single ability is treated...
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    I restarted a bunch of times as well. My latest attempt, which I am really liking and is designed to work with Jahan and Madora is as follows:
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    Divinity Original Sin Enhanced Edition

    I have the marksmanship cure skills on my wayfarer. I am only level 6 right now, but these skills have proven very useful in the last couple of fights. I keep the wayfarer in mid range between my mage and my knight tank/madora. She uses the spider to draw damage away from the melee characters...