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  1. Haast

    Recommend a dating site

    Julian posted about a nurse he was dating that went off the deep end in a hurry. At the end, after he herded her out of his house and turned off the lights, he saw her creeping in his bushes looking into the window (psycho). I think he phrased it as "squatting in his bushes looking in the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I agree with Famm's suggestion because Wormie said: - He had as much sex as he wanted, which is less than his wife wants - He avoids "going to the trouble" of sexing the wife by rubbing one out to porn Porn is being used to avoid filling your partner's need. Bad practice. Porn has it's...
  3. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm between 5' 10" and 6' 1", depending on how good a look the clerk gets. I would definitely list myself at 6' on a dating site, because fuck those shallow cunts. Literally. I'd be on the site to fuck those shallow cunts and shallow cunts are prone a 6' cutoff. If I tell them I'm 5' 11"...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, any thoughts on what your wife would think if she saw your text history with class girl?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like, you never had the "she's so wonderful" feelings for your wife? Or have you just been in the relationship long enough that you forgot about that (early) stage of a relationship? While it's possible you've just met your one in a million match, it's more likely you met another person you...
  6. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Starting an affair while your wife is observing Rosh Hashanah would be peak irony.
  7. Haast

    Recommend a dating site

    They always storm the beach with toiletries.
  8. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Wait, is there a new item set that brings back the old leap-slam barb build from pre-RoS? That was my bread and butter through the RMAH era.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    At least I can sleep well knowing our elected representatives have learned absolutely nothing from society's historical fuck-ups.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Unfortunately, I haven't found a Zodiac. I think I had a couple last season, but I salvaged them. Sad panda now.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Does the build work without a Zodiac ring? I was under the impression it was necessary for cooldowns since you give up the IK bonus.
  12. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fair enough. I always assumed you were in a house since you talked about separate bedrooms for you and your wife, you have a kid, you have kids from your divorce that visit, I thought you mentioned an office for your computer and gaming gear, etc. Just sounded like way too much room for an...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tarrant: could you describe your ruse master technique for hiding a car purchase from your wife? I'm intrigued by how that is done. EDIT: for example, how do you physically hide it? How do you explain going to places that require a car when you allegedly have none? How did you cover the...
  14. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Not much, sadly. Gamble or Kanai's cube to 6p victory. Wastes goes from kind of useless to god tier on the 6p bonus.
  15. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Thanks for the tips, guys. I'm still just below cap, so we'll see what Kadala dishes out once I hit 70. That will affect my initial build choice, at least.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    What is the lazy man's build for wizard success this season? I often play while watching TV and/or talking, so it can't require a lot of thought.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Juice it in the cube, still counts.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I play several different characters frequently, so I was curious what others found useful across classes. As mats un-bottleneck, I'll get specific for each character's build. Just wanted some stuff to plug and go with so my effect slots aren't wasted for now.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Thanks, that helps! Any other thoughts on weapons effects for general use? I don't have a Furnace because the RNG hates me. Maybe I should try crafting one since others seem to have done it relatively easily.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    What lego effects are you guys finding most useful? I did a few of the most obvious ones, like RoRG & Unity. But what are the most useful ones in each category? I'm thinking generally, but you can get build/class specific if you want.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I logged in long enough to grab Kanai's Cube. I'll probably run some bounties later to build up crafting mats.
  22. Haast

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Let me rerolled-google that for you. Followed by a bunch of backpedaling, spinster bullshit, and "just ignore them lol". That's our MoonMoon.
  23. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    xXx Straight Edge Life xXx . . . . . ...at least 20 hours a week.
  24. Haast

    My new Dating Pool

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    RIP Echeyakee
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Amusing. I see eyeroll-inducing links to that site on my FB feed from my cousin. Apparently, they know their audience: spoiled 20-something girls who blow up FB with links to vapid articles.
  27. Haast

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You shouldn't speed with a dead girl in your trunk, bro.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I like to think he is on a beach in a country that doesn't extradite after murdering his cheating wife. Godspeed, grumpy murder cake.
  29. Haast

    Running/Jogging

    Don't overlook the advice about ramping up slowly. He's right, a lot of people try to go all out right off the bat, get discouraged or injured and quit. You can start with 0.75 to 1.5 mile runs at a nice manageable pace (10 - 12 minute miles are fine to get started). As those become more...
  30. Haast

    My new Dating Pool

    2 things I learned from this post: 1) Amanda is older than I thought 2) J51 is either fully internet retarded or purposely doxxed his own hoor. Trying to funnel her some business to make up that bail payment?
  31. Haast

    Should tonic get a paternity test

    I'm sad that I agree with this. But if genetic testing is trivial these days, it makes sense. Really doubt it happens, though.
  32. Haast

    My new Dating Pool

    I miss Camerous's crazy stories. Especially since he had the sack to post pictures of the involved parties, which never quite matched up to the Penthouse descriptions given before the pics.
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    My new Dating Pool

  34. Haast

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Agreed, it should be done before any divorce proceedings. Valos referred to a post-nupital agreement. That is probably the proper legal term. It doesn't mean you are definitely getting a divorce or even a separation. But it is a legal agreement that clarifies handling of finances and such...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    As myself and others pointed out, simply moving money around doesn't help you legally. If things go nuclear & lawyers get involved, the first thing her lawyer will do if you drain the accounts and cut off her cards is get legal orders (forget the proper term) that suspend the assets until a...
  36. Haast

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dear lurking IT aspie fuckstains: I hope a server explodes in your face, shooting lead-filled shrapnel through your eyes and embedding it in your brain, and you bleed out slowly. People only notice you are dead when Candy Crush stops loading, and they fire you posthumously because they...
  37. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I thought the mods to Tal Rasha's made it the go-to for high end wizards in S3. I didn't play one, so I'm not positive.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I might be able to forgive a one night stand if a relationship was in a bad place, she admitted it (instead of me finding out), she felt genuinely bad about it, etc. But an ongoing affair, especially with someone I probably know? Start packing, cunt. Basically: momentary indiscretion is...