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Let's take this thread in a more productive direction: Fuck, Marry, Kill with Himeo, Dumar & Antarius. Go.

Are you going the ATHF route with that line?

The Idiocracy reference was a nice touch. But looking at the pic series, no amount of weight lifting and 'roids changes your eye color. Disaster averted.

Just a guess here, but I think it will need to be an orange text effect. The "unique" on the Furnace is a buffed regular affix.

Fucking L O L. Well done, gents.

You know how I know you're gay? You give blindingly obvious "advice" about how women are awful, hoping we'll high five you instead of wondering why you are still in the closet. Times have changed, bro. Being a donut puncher is no big deal now. Just take that load off your shoulders and...

Dumar and Antarius back faggoting up the thread with their insecure fuckery. Never change, bros. And by never change, I mean go drive your scooters into oncoming traffic.

Nudes or GTFO.

5 times a week is a lot. Seems like it would be hard on the knees, especially if you are carrying extra weight. Have you considered rotating in some cycling, swimming, or other lower impact cardio?

You openly threatened a drug dealer while driving your own car? I don't even.... I swear to god the J49 saga is like an episode of Mr Magoo, where he goes about doing retarded shit and clearly some mythical force is keeping him from death.

Dude, this chick was a high-end whore that made over $500k for being awesome at sex!! Fuck yes! Getting ink and paper IMMEDIATELY. Jennifer Richmond, Whore Extraordinaire

J49, how many Xboxes and/or opiates did you send to Ravvenn? She is a whore that needs help too, you know. Have a heart.

How many sting alerts will I trigger searching that #?

I had to look up quarter sprints. Do you mean running multiple 400m sprints with minimal recovery in-between? Yeah, that is good speed training and it is very rough. 400m is a nasty sprint distance.

Your marathon pace is under 7 minutes? Damn, that's impressive. I've got a long way to go.

I couldn't find a thread for this, so here we go. Share some personal records, running tips, training plans, gear advice, etc. Personally, I started running last summer and have stuck with 5K & 10K so far. A number of my friends have done marathons, Ironmans, or other such crazy shit. I...

Echoing the others, abandon ship bro. Stop talking to her, get your key back, and work on yourself and/or a new relationship. She is definitely not LTR material. Putting a ring on a pathological liar that drops your relationship at whim while discussing marriage is a terrible fucking idea...

In fairness, Taco Bell food is god-tier anal rape.

Haha, Lewis Black is hilarious. Fun fact: The "end of the universe" Starbucks across from a Starbucks is at the corner of Shepherd and West Gray in Houston. I've had coffee at one of them.

Is this her equivalent of the OJ "If I did it" book? Like "If I did buttplay then he didn't call back so I claimed rape and it was way more successful than I ever imagined"? Title not as catchy.

This doesn't really have anything to do with dating sites, but since we are discussing porn: Last night, I was watching some news show that did a segment on "amateur porn", and how the recruiting process is high pressure, borderline exploitative, blah blah blah. So they feature some girl's...

One of my (non-irish) friends was the second half of irish twins. She said her Mom weeped when she found out she was pregnant with her. Thanks for sharing, Mom!

So does this mean that Brazzers are purveyors of fine art and RedTube is a massive art gallery? Who knew I was such a cultured gentleman?

Not in mine! I'm totally in J49's league.

Sometimes I drink in the car on long road trips when I'm the passenger.

Good call! BRB, going to poop in her bushes.

Any chance we can still get a refund for Towns? You know,the thieves that forced Steam to introduce the Early Access program? Not that I am still bitter or anything.

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Calling them "crazy" usually amps the crazy to 11. The conclusion of "Haast's Ex-Wife: A Case Study".

Fair enough. Though I may have done a poor job describing my anxiety level, which isn't THAT high. Nor has she flipped out when I discussed things with her prior. I just wanted to draw on collective experience here for some tips on broaching what could be a sensitive topic. So it sounds less...

Yeah, I mostly agree with this assessment. True, and I thought Famm was sound as well. And I do have thorny plants in the front garden, though I'm not sure exactly where you are going with that one... That quote is exactly what I was trying to avoid. I'm well aware this could be sensitive for...

Not divorced, but has been in LTRs a couple of times that didn't work out. No kids. Both our families are in the same city. Parents are together (as are mine). Her approach also confuses me, because she has activities & friends of her own, family in town and a nice career. So it's not...

Easy big guy, I'm simply giving it a chance to improve. Another month or two with someone I don't mind being with to see about longer term compatibility isn't a bad thing.

Yeah, this is sound. I just hope I can convey the message in a broader sense. Maybe a nice way of saying "chill the fuck out".

6 months, both mid 30s.

The fun thing about this forum (maybe the internet in general) is getting a window into the lives of others you would probably never meet. Or at least the fake lives they imagine for themselves on a message board. Chances are I would never meet a guy like Onoes or J49 or Antarius. It's good...

Well like I said, you guys could be in for a treat. Who knows. She hasn't been prone to emotional flip-outs so far.