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I don't know how this stuff works. If he shows up with a lawyer day of, will you be able to postpone it till you get one?

Just need to add the caption to this one, It has sound instead of text.

That's a street name for meth

If we're not allowed to call cripples "handicapped" anymore, then they don't get to use the fucking handicap parking. Same deal with afro-americans and the UNCF. If UNCF is even still around. Haven't seen a commercial for them in 30 years, but even 30 years ago negro wasn't allowed.

How much did that cost ya? Little mexican kids will do hits like that for cheap.

Mandella effect. In this universe, Chappelle never said shit about titties.

Nice job.

How about walton goggins as al bundy? But is the reboot real or just wishful thinking?

speaking as someone who has some very specific fantasies .... some women can be cops.

Is that not what she was yelling when she left? Sounded like "I'll come back" when he asked if she was going to wait for the documents. Youtube captions didn't have anything for that. Then she came back 15 minutes later and I'm pretty sure I remember at some point the nurse said it would take...

I bet it's only the baby boy clothes because women's clothes don't have pockets. It's for midget gangsters trying to lay low for a while.

People who scan QR codes never get what they fucking deserve. Speaking of that, I really need to get my QR stickers ordered. My wife has a QR patch on her bag that's a rickroll. I want my stickers to take them to goatse.

Oh so is that separate from using RCS? Because most of my texts are using RCS these days. It only switches me to sms when I'm roaming. So now we have rishing too? It's gotten out of control. I have no earthly idea what that would be. using quests to mine information from people? Like...

Sorry sir, that's our policy.

I should cross post this to the getting old thread. The company sent a warning about vishing, which is voice phishing and it is triggering me mightily. The Ph in phishing already came from phone. You don't have to add a fucking v to try to make it something it always was. Yes technically...

I've seen this before. She wasn't totally innocent, but I'm on her side. IIRC the girl was pissed at the dentist because she claims they sexually assaulted her while she was under anesthesia. But I honestly don't remember where I got that so it might be bullshit. And by that I mean her...

Can't wait to see his rendition of the copper chopper.

Originally he was wearing a pair of bea's crocks. They should have been much smaller. I think his toes got jammed in them or something. I'm not sure why he has a motorcycle when he gets rid of them. The comic is supposed to follow the story as written.

That's how you distract them from raping baby seals to death. It's like throwing a basketball down a dark alley.

I already posted a picture with the red haired wookie

That's not a movie

What show? It might be fun. And was the guy with the boulder blind or something?

Yeah but come on, the wookie vs this. It's no contest. Oh shit, I just realized the firefox was a Russian jet. Am I the russian collusion?

I just can't take a browser seriously when it's named after a red headed wookie with a low tech bowcaster.

Can you give an easy example or 2 of provable separate assets? Out of curiosity, if you owned the house before marriage, is all equity in it still split, or do you do the calculations to figure out how much you paid before marriage?

Is it possible for you both to get a lawyer lite of some kind? Like a paralegal? @Cad is that a retarded idea, or would it work? I mean one paralegal to act like a neutral mediator and dot all the T's and cross all the i's for the judge. But both of you getting your own instead of a lawyer...

Ok, I guess it's kinda like goddammit donut. I didn't realize he was saying it a lot until they said it was his catch phrase. Now I'll see mongo is appaled all over the place.

Do they have alimony in your state? Because it looks like you're setting yourself up for alimony.

I've dated 2 girls in the medical field and both were kinda crazy in their own way, but I didn't think either was about to stab me. One was actually just a receptionist at a hospital, second craziest girl I ever dated if you don't count strippers. The craziest was a middle school teacher. But...

Go for it. It's pretty common for women to move for a man. Hell, she might even make you like LA enough to stay. This is not an insurmountable problem. And even if it turns out to be, you get your wick dipped while you're staying in LA. No lose situation.

What's appalling mongo? I just finished the bubble level, was it something after that, or have I been missing it?

I just use chrome and firefox. I really enjoy when you go to download chrome and edge is like "hey we're just as good as chrome, are you sure?" YES I'M SURE. YOUR JOB IS TO DOWNLOAD A BETTER FUCKING BROWSER NOW DO YOUR JOB.

no. It would be bad if you had any trouble with any of them.

shit coon. That's a new type of coon and I'm going to start using it. Closely related to but smellier than the dune coon.

Man, Christian Okoye doesn't get a shout out? I barely recognized the chiefs as a pro football team back then, but the Nigerian Nightmare was fun to watch.

Is this what happened to section 31? Maybe it'll be a movie too. Looks like they've already spent some money on it.

I'm surprised it was even a rifle. Cali is so gay, I bet they classify a knife with a serrated back edge an assault knife. But since it was a non compliant rifle, that means it had features California deems to be evil. If a rifle has a detachable magazine and even one of those features it's...

Does anyone have experience with free standing punching bags? We just build a home gym. My wife and I both like to hit the heavy bag, but we're thinking it would be easier if it were one of those weighted bags we can move around rather than one mounted to the rafters. But I've never punched...

True. I guess that was the break point.