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  1. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE HOW HE GRIEVES! Greaves? Griefs? whatever. Back to sportsball. Did they ever release info on Cee Dee's injury in the eagles game that made him start dropping passes? I don't see him in the injury report. I see micah is listed as questionable for the pack which...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Yeah cause I was gunna say if they do, then there are people in that category that I also hate and mistrust.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    are forum bros in the group that you know personally?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    He's said it like 3 times now. It's a thai haircut. What part of thai haircut don't you get?
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Are you sure you're not getting huskies mixed up with rottweilers? I don't think I've ever seen a husky owner that wasn't a 30ish white woman. Mexicans around me always had rotties chained to a tree that had a band of whitewash at about eye level.
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    WeLL pLayed We aLL need to type aLL of our Ls in caps to protect us from this trick.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Apparently the girl who played Dee in what's happening recently died and I heard people talking about how What's Happening was a spinoff of Cooley High. I liked What's happening when I was a kid so I watched the movie last night. It sucked in that I expected it to be somewhat funny. The...
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    @Izo you're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to add words.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Heard reports he was so distraught that he tried to commit suicide. But he couldn't kick the chair out from under himself.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    And you can tell they're all packing sigs? Stay safe broh
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    In badminton cocks can't touch the ground though. So it's more like volleyball with rackets and only one hit allowed.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I joined looking for the pineapple story (It's not there BTW) and accidentally read some stuff way before I should have. I think I was on book 2 or 3 at the time. I'm pretty sure once I'm caught up I'm going to be doing the same thing.
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    Untitled Scrubs Reboot

    First off, how is this a reboot? Nobody wants a fucking reboot, we want a spinoff or continuation, which is what this seems to be with all the returning actors. Second, I wonder if this is why they started appearing together in commercials. To gin up interest in this before announcing it...
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    1883

    It's in the background. You probably need to turn your hearing aids up.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Mine asked if we could get the stormtrooper too. I think I'm going to get her to blow me for it. Actually my plan is to take it to my sister's house at Christmas while they are away, and leave it there. We do Christmas at her place every year anyway.
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    John Candy: I Like Me (2025)

    I was thinking earlier that I don't remember him being in a really bad movie. I wouldn't say it was all great, but none of it was bad. huh. I thought they didn't like being called buck.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Its rule 1 of the innernet. If your bitching about someones' writing, proof read you're shit.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Ping pong balls only move fast when asians are playing. That's why I made that comment. Let them get ahold of pickleball and shit'll be moving 100 mph in no time.
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    John Candy: I Like Me (2025)

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    1883

    The line about seeing it and understanding it less was an early line. I think even the first voiceover. It made me laugh and is what made listen for other naive shit like feeling immune to the dangers. Cities weakening the species caught my attention and made me think she was possibly waking...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    So pickleball is somehow in the gap between ping pong and tennis? A gap that I am not sure even exists. What are the reasons to play pickleball over ping pong? Is it just because asians haven't ruined it?
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    1883

    American primeval was good, but 1883 was much better. Her voiceovers were ridiculous enough to be funny. An allegory for modern woman realizing how cruel the world really is and how much she depends on men to protect her from it. "I remember the first time I saw it. Tried to find words to...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    You mean the donut holes ....
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    She should be setting her internal alarm clock to wake up at 4:15 and blow you awake at 4:30. Has this woman never read the bible?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I like it but they get their names before we know who they are. Maybe we can use some of the most unflattering parts of the profile they put together. The balding killer The lives with his mom killer The cross dressing killer The abandonment issues killer The Erectile Dysfunction killer...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's also not as dangerous so it sucks. Bring back lawn darts IMO. The only thing cornhole has going for it is it's portability. Technically horseshoes is portable too, but you still have to drive that stob in the ground. I watched that once. So fucking boring. Basically whoever missed...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    So far, all the superior teams have managed to lose this week. Just goes to show ya. On any given Sunday any given team can beat any other given team.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Speaking of alarms. My mom had one that wouldn't turn off. She had used it for so many years to get up at the same time, hit the snooze twice, then finally get up, that even if the alarm was set to off, it would still go off at the same time. Even if you turned it off again instead of hitting...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    As long as I piss twice between my last glass of water and going to bed, I'm good till morning.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I still have both of those alarm clocks but the buttons barely work so I don't don't even use the alarms anymore. They're just pointed in different directions in the room to give me the time from anywhere. Back in the day I needed 2 alarms because I'd shut the first one off and fall back asleep.
  31. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    eye C whut yew did thar
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Broh I was talking about the lions oline that will be facing micah this week.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Glad you had a chance to say that now before micah gets 5 sacks on sunday. Looks like Goff is the sacrificial lamb. How is the lions O-line, anyway? They didn't have to face micah last year.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    We all know where lawyers come from.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Passing game - basically the cowboys were collapsing the pocket pretty consistently and jalen was squirting out and getting firsts with his legs. I wanna say in the 4th quarter they mentioned he hadn't even thrown a pass to a wideout. Or maybe nothing but short passes. I forget the wording...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Oh, am I the one brining up nonsensical niche statistics and refusing to explain them? Shit Wakandan, I thought that was you. Even google didn't know what the fuck you were talking about.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    My mom said she thinks she watched tonight's game on YouTube. But who knows if that's right. All I can say for sure is I was nearly a minute ahead of her.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    YouTube is carrying all the games this year aren't they?
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    You're just in time. We paused the game for ya.