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  1. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Random unexpected Lightning delay? More like God intervening to take away the eagles momentum after that turnover!
  2. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I'm not good with flags. Is that an Italian flag on his hat? Wtf is that about?
  3. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Pass rush isn't that bad. They are collapsing the pocket, but then he pops out, the tackle holds and he runs free.
  4. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Hurts would already have 300 yards from scrambling.
  5. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    That taunting was a stupid penalty. It's like he was penalized for having fun.
  6. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Big pookie! Where the fuck did this guy come from? That's why I don't like to follow the off-season anymore. I prefer to be surprised when the season starts.
  7. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    That's in the no-go zone no matter how ya look at it.
  8. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Simpsons made it famous
  9. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    What the fuck does the environmental protection agency have to do with run defense? Is this part of the CAFE standards? Government overreach has officially gotten out of hand. Technically there were always ads on redzone because they showed the ads scrolling by on the sidelines. Problem...
  10. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    He just got a little cheaper, that's all.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    My wife calls hers Ms Body and she argues and fights with her all the time. She claims the answer to cramps is to not let your body win. Keep doing whatever you're doing until it realizes you're the boss and falls in line. I found a jow that works really well for cramps. I used to get calf...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't do any of that shit anymore. Remember, if something is free, that means YOU are the product. If I can't figure out how they're making money off of me I will not participate. Sometimes it's easy. They give me a hat with their logo, I know I'm representing them and I'm cool with that...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    He won't drink much
  14. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    The same way they clean their banisters at home. By licking them.
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you want to date this dude with an awesome apartment.
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    Fed Hang out

    rip in pieces sweet prince.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Anything that's full of weird names I need to read because I will constantly be backtracking to see if that's the same person from before. Even with the weird names it has, DCC is doing a good job of not making me have to do that. But I am getting to where I have trouble keeping the characters...
  18. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Shit. I just realized we're playing the green bay micahs in week 4.
  19. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    You won't get any argument from me on mcdumbass (I'm not going to make fun of his weight because I'm a fatass too). But parsons was part of the problem with the run D. It will be interesting to see if he still gets hurt and production drops off at the end of the year. If he doesn't that might...
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    Red Sonja for the Modern Audience

    I never thought brigiette neilsen was all that hot. So the lack of boobs to get a hotter girl is an upgrade in my mind. Also, you gave me a weird boner thinking about 3 xena's back to back. This girl kinda reminds me of callisto from xena. I don't suppose we're lucky enough for this to be...
  21. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Anyone here do a style that does board or brick breaking?
  22. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Is it cap friendly? All I've seen is 'highest paid non QB' and 'shitload of guaranteed money'. I think I heard early on that the guaranteed money was the sticking point with jerrah. I know there are ways to make those contracts cap friendly, but if there's an injury that guaranteed money...
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    Fed Hang out

    What happened? Did he get his pol pit pass and nope the fuck out? Or maybe the gestapo came knocking.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    You mean the communications or the killing of real visitors? Other than summoning sponsored gods, We don't know of any way a visitor can be killed on any floor but the 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th, 15th, and 18th.
  25. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Wait, we got la flama blanca? It aint no herchel trade, not enough picks/potential picks. But it is similar in that it's the best player on the team, everyone across the board thinks it's idiotic, and his own fans hate him for it. We'll have to wait 2-3 years and see if we start winning...
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    The D&D thread

    What they were really trying to do was fix the loophole/exploit wherein a high enough caster could make one, then the simulacrum could make another copy of you, then that one could make another copy of you ....... It's a 7th level spell so you just need to be a caster with an 8th level spell...
  27. Hoss

    Is Araysar is a Jew?

    I always thought he seemed more like a dwarf.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm having trouble finding both descriptions for simulacrum, but according to AI the difference between 5e and 2024 rules is that in 5e the simulacrum could take rests and heal during them, and it could cast simulacrum too (assuming the being you copied could cast the spell). Apparently in...
  29. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    We're done now. I wish I could have texted you saturday night lol. But, I am probably going to get that character sorted out in case he's needed for a higher level one-off. Or we might do an adventure or two to tie up loose ends. Read the spoiler and you'll see why force cage didn't work...
  30. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I did a 4 level dip in sorcerer. We ended at level 15 total, so I was 11 bard, 4 sorc. I had a 6th, 7th, and 8th level spell slot according to DNDbeyond. You might be forgetting how spell slots work when multiclassing. Basically if both classes are full casters, the spell slots are based on...
  31. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    it's been a few years technically because we meet so sporadically, but this is the first and only campaign I've done. Other than this, there have been a handful of one shot adventures. Most of them at tier 1 or 2. I did one oneshot at level 20. So I simply don't know what other spells are...
  32. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    The problem is I didn't have time to read all the spells. When I asked the question we were scheduled to do a marathon session to end the tyranny of tiamat the next day. The DM texted us the night before, 'OH btw be ready to level up twice'. It took me 4 hours to level up my previous level...
  33. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'm not experienced enough to know if we're missing something. I'm the defacto healer which means we use s lot of potions. Although we do have a really good pally who does some healing too. I looked at counter spell last night and that looked good. Does that work on breath weapons and...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    The word I've heard is that those particular epilogues have nothing to do with the main story ... for now. The pineapple cabaret is only in the newest version of the books. Most readers haven't seen them. I plan to eventually go to my local library and read the BATPC story.
  35. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'm about to get magical secrets on my bard. What's the most badass spell I can take from another class? I already did a 4 level dip in sorcerer. This is a 5e campaign, not the newest ruleset. We are mostly fighting dragons and dragon cultists if that makes a difference.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I think He will at least do floor 12 because there's already too much build up to the celestial ascendency. I think mordecai even said that floor happens regardless of whether any crawlers make it.
  37. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Hey you're supposed to take it out of context somehow.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I agree with that. It's pretty obvious he didn't have much of a plan when he started. Hell, I'm pretty sure he has outright said he didn't. So if it's evolving a little it won't be a big deal to me. If he keeps doing 1 floor per book he would need 16 books to get through all 18 floors...
  39. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Bro have you tried the extra large ones?
  40. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    It has a lot to do with his eyesight going to shit.