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Get the fuck out of this thread! You can't cook pizza rolls in the microwave, they end up soggy, mushy, and generally unsatisfying. Pizza rolls belong in the oven or toaster oven. I'm pretty sure the fact that the bags have microwave instructions is just a bag-printing mistake that never got fixed.

I really can't stand cooking things in the microwave. Toaster ovens/ovens just result in better, crispier, tastier food. I've been living without a microwave for a few years now and I see no reason to go back to being a slave to one.

Velveeta is amazing, and I've never known anyone who didn't like it. I always viewed it as the cheese version of canned cranberry sauce. There are those Belvita breakfast biscuits or some shit they advertise on the radio. For the longest time, I thought they were saying "Velveeta" and I...

Chili mac, bro. It might not be able to get forums fixed, but it's damn delicious.

Something can be simple while still being extremely hard. Losing weight (for someone who has been very fat most/all of their lives) is simple but it can also be hard. You know you shouldn't eat the bag of pizza rolls. You don't want to eat the bag of pizza rolls. You'll regret eating the bag...

I watched the first full episode of this and I thought it was terrible. It never even managed to get a chuckle out of me.

Mother fucker, I got pulled over for the first time in my life last night for speeding. I was on my way to Arby's, and it was the first time I've been to Arby's in years so I was really excited. Anyway, it was delicious and I got the Beef 'n Cheddar. I remember really enjoying the Arby Q sauce...

Why do you spend so much time and energy trying to convince obvious idiots that they're idiots? Just put some earbuds in and listen to music or something the next time they start chatting in your office.

I'm doing the Amish Bike Tour in September and the Seagull Century in October. I was chatting with some women a couple weeks ago out on a trail and they were telling me about the Amish Bike Tour; they've done it before and said it's really fun and a really scenic, interesting ride. I'm looking...

Was there a specific Baltimore-area metric century you did, or just went for a ride? I'm always looking for fun/interesting event rides to do in Maryland/VA/PA

You're eating them wrong if you eat them in one bite. The proper way to eat pizza rolls is to bite off the corner, squeeze the innards into your mouth (carefully, it's boiling lava), then finish the rest of the shell. It's a methodical 3-step process that greatly improves the enjoyment of...

I had a couple bags of these the other night for dinner. hot damn, they are amazing. I know there was some strong hate for the buffalo chicken pizza rolls in this thread a while ago, but I think this nacho cheese blasted version might change some people's minds. Not only do they have the flavor...

Im doing a bit of travelling at the moment, and my little hotel in bumfuck coal town charges 4.99 a day for hi-speed internet. To counter balance the cost, I ate the fuck out of their continental breakfast. More than anything else when I travel, I love continental breakfasts. The waffle making...

They have a strawberry cheesecake thing that is good.

When I see pizza with enormous, barren crusts, I really, really, really miss The Edge. I've been to The Edge and back!

Without researching it I'm inclined to say that no, you won't burn considerably more calories. You'll lose a ton more weight on the scale because you'll be way dehydrated from sweating, but in terms of actual calorie and fat loss I think it would be a negligible difference. Your body and muscles...

Get rid of your scale so you can't weight yourself anymore. *Edit* I think people who have always been thin/fit are able to ignore scale numbers more easily than former fatties. I think former fatties always have that subconscious fear of ballooning up again, so they feel the need to keep...

You don't need to wait till summer to hit the beeches. In fact, it's probably easier in the fall when the leaves won't get in your way.

Decapitating people with car doors probably does wonders for a "rule through fear" sort of person. You don't have to be charismatic to command people when you're really smart, brutally violent, and ruthless. Some of his subordinates/partners questioned following his orders and look what happened...

I saw those nerds drinks advertised the last time I was there, I'm probably going to try one of those next time. I'm not sure how good adding candy to a drink would make it, though. I guess larger candies like swedish fish or sour patch kids would work because they'd add flavor (i.e., sugar!)...

McD's sweet and sour sauce is like ranch; you can dip literally ANYTHING in it and it makes it taste better. Hell, the only way I've been able to tolerate McNuggets the few times I've eaten them is due to the awesome sweet and sour dipping sauce. I always dip my fries in it and it's always a...

ROFL, getting anything other than sweet and sour sauce at McD's is a major life failure.

Every family has the uncle who gets passed the dark meat, fish heads, and crab bodies at family gatherings because he's the only one who enjoys that shit.

That's awesome. Netflix's Daredevil has the perfect look and feel for the Punisher.

I never doubted that it's real chicken. That doesn't change the fact that McNuggets have a weird, spongy texture that is most certainly NOT the same as biting into a chicken breast (or even the chicken selects from McD's). It kinda-sorta has a chicken taste, but it doesn't at all feel or look...

Sorry, I just can't choke down such low-quality chicken-flavored sponge meat. I've tried going back to them a few times in my life, but every time I've tried I end up finding a piece of bone or something in one and that turns me off for a few years at least.

The bread is just wasted room in your stomach anyway. It's mostly tasteless and you're not missing much if you toss the buns. Go someplace like Fuddruckers, order the biggest, juiciest burger they have, toss the bun, and load that fucker up with all the fixings. It's a pile of meat, veggies, and...

A night of Taco Bell usually ends with my toilet getting raped. BECAUSE TACO BELL MAKES YOU SHIT! I'd rather rehash that same shitty (lol) argument or discuss the varying quality of Wendy's ad nauseum than talk about whatever the fuck this sjw shit is. Get out of this thread with that bullshit...

McDonald's is supposed to be cheap and shitty. If you want top quality burgers with fresh ingredients the U.S. has about a million other chains--plus mom and pop shops--which serve exactly that. Also, McNuggets are awful and I wouldn't eat one, let alone 10,000. Finding one piece of...

Brendan Frasier is probably the worst part of it for me. The man just cannot act, and I don't understand how he keeps getting roles.

Has anyone been watching this? It's similar in style to the Sons of Liberty miniseries that History channel did last winter, although I don't think this is quite as good as that. Just like Sons of Liberty, I think this is taking a lot of liberties with the historical facts, but it's...

Yeah, I don't mean to say that Pepsi is trying to copy Coke's freestyle machines. I just feel like Pepsi saw Coke doing something new and different, so they're trying to do something new and different as well. I'm eager to try them, although I think the flavors sound a lot more exotic than...

Can't read the full story, but it sounds like this is Pepsi's attempt at competing with the Freestyle Coke machines that are popping up all over the place. I have to admit, going to a boring old Pepsi soda fountain after using the Coke Freestyle machine is a pretty depressing endeavor. I know...

unlimited boneless honey bbq wings at the kfc buffet is one of my fondest childhood memories. soooo delicious.

I'd like to see Arrow go back to Oliver protecting his city (whether that be Starling or, in the next city, Coast City) rather than these globe-trotting shenanigans involving the League of Assassins and Nanda Parbat. I really liked the Brick story arc this past season, as that's the kind of...

Yeah, pretty sure that is just an urban myth. I believe the real reason they changed to KFC was to avoid the increasingly negative stigma attached to the word "fried" as more and more people beaome health conscious in their fast food choices.

I feel like I should have been born in Kansas City. Joeboo, doing god's work. Bring a notepad and jot down some notes on taste, texture, and aroma.

There has seemed to be a pretty big push for retro advertising/marketing the past few years. For example, lots of McDs that were built over the last decade or so had architecture more similar to the old school ones with the giant arches. Also, a while ago Miller switched back to their old school...

the special effects on those zombie kids were amazing.

I agree, and I think it's because rather than try to make a convincing Colonel Sanders, they made a guy who is impersonating Colonel Sanders. It's more akin to something you'd see on an SNL sketch than a real attempt at recreating their famous mascot. I think they did that on purpose for...