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Everyone asks why I eat grilled chicken for lunch every single day. Why? The same reason I eat a yogurt, 5oz of cantaloupe and a hard boiled egg for breakfast every day. Because lunch is 438 calories and 50g of protein. Breakfast is 198 and 19, which leaves me 2073 to play around with for the...

I've never been happier that I stopped backing shit from the Gloomhaven series. Immediately after the Frosthaven debacle they launched a Kickstarter for Gloomhaven 2.0 and I was leaning towards it, but ultimately decided not. After finishing Frosthaven, I can definitively say I'm not backing...

I think it's different for every situation (not even every person). So, I've been a caffeine junkie my entire adult life. I worked overnights for 18 years so my kids never had to spend a day in daycare, so I'd work from 10-8, then stay up until 4-5pm, catch a nap and then go to work. That kinda...

Well, let's be fair here Intermittent fasting fucking SUCKS, the first time you do it. After that though, yes, it's super easy. Once your body realizes it's not gonna die if you don't eat something every 3 hours, it completely changes the world for you. The fattest people I know do nothing...

Free? What do you mean? My artisanal water is $9 a pint, no one can afford to just drink water. You ableist scum!

I would say kill 2 birds with one stone then. Find a sport or a gym or something to join, meet some people, get in shape. Fuck, even a bowling league would probably suffice for just getting you up and active and meeting people and making relationships. Also, more activity is gonna help with your...

I think the best thing to help would be a friend. Most people are incapable of change on their own, they need someone else to be accountable to/for. Do you have any friends that share the same goal? Or, alternatively, do you have any skinny friends that you can tag along with? If the...

What, do you hate yours?

Yep, it's a struggle no matter when you do. I gotta be at work at 6, and I get up at 430 to walk the dog before work, so I definitely ain't getting up at 3 to lift. So that leaves after work. But, if I've got chores or extra curricular functions or I work late or whatever, I really gotta start...

No one has any desire to exercise. That's the point. We don't do it because it's fun, we do it because the benefits outweigh the suck factors. My goal is to work out 6 days a week. Do I hit it? No, some weeks it's just 3. But that's 3 more days than 90% of the population does, so I keep doing it.

That's all 100% true, and even I fall for it occasionally (for example, the best tomatoes are usually orange, but the human will routine pick the reddest tomato 99 times out of 100), but the difference now is that there are A LOT more people who are aware of that shit now. I've been told by 2...

All of the dyes are because of kids and marketing on Saturday morning cartoons. Logic being kids like bright colorful things they see on TV, they beg their dipshit mom to buy it, mom spends the $$. Except kids don't watch TV anymore and people are fully aware of all this artificial shit causing...

I don't get it. I'd still drink all that shit no matter what color it is. No idea why they don't just make a Gatorade dye free line and watch how many people prefer that shit. I know, the reason they don't is because they already tried but that was 70 fucking years ago or some shit, times...

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Well yeah. Bitch had been crying for an hour or 2 when that was taken and she knows her life is over. Of course she looks like shit

I have zero fear of bandsaws. Super safe. Grew up using them. I had to be MUCH older before my dad let me fuck around with a table saw.

Bernie Sanders, nipples protruding, very disrespectful

Any doctor who tells you every other day for your test shots has no idea what they are talking about. Every hour, on the hour, that's what I say.

Man, how much time and money do you have to have to whip up some shit like that for a billionaire who's never gonna remember your name?

I felt great until I was about 35, then things started accumulating to the point where I was losing sleep occasionally, then regularly, because of injuries. The good news is that if you can devote an hour a day, 3-6 days a week, you can change a good bunch of that. One of the biggest...

Well, I gotta say, this just motivates me to hit the weights harder. Im already pretty lean, i'd look pretty tremendous with another 16lbs of muscle. Too bad it's gonna take me probably 5 years to build that.

Never skip leg day! I just skipped all the other days for many many years

You're paying like $120/month for a dating service? Jesus dude. At that point you're only *slightly* worse off just spending it on OnlyFans.

I bought one. Fucking thing won't seal on one side. Guess eventually we'll see what a warranty means these days. When I get around to calling them.

Honestly, that's the best part about feeding your pets raw meat. Anything that's questionable for you ain't questionable for the dog. Although, I fed my dog a thigh and a drum for dinner yesterday, she grabbed the drum, went down into the yard, and found a spot to bury it under some leaves and...

Can we make a rule you can't post a new thread for the first year?

Second pic looks like he's auditioning for the H. Jon Benjamin biopic "Bob's Archers."

Bodhy could type full words. He just didn't know the definition of any of them

Oh great. Another round of these fuckwads? We just got rid of the last batch. @Masakari , we're gonna remember this shit come Asshat time.

Nothing inherently wrong with dogs being your hobby. A dog is a huge part of my life. But if I felt the need to make a giant reddit post about how it was holding me back dating, id probably reconsider some shit long before I got to that point.

Well, yeah. At this point in their lives, biologically, they are supposed to have children to shower with affection and attention. But they don't because they've been trained to ignore their genes. It's gotta come out in some way. Also, guarantee 3 is gonna be a shit parent. I get up at 430 to...

I just marinade thighs or drums and toss them on the grill. Indirect heat, 35 min or so, does what you need it to do. Cook longer if you want. Should be falling off the bone by like an hour, but by then I could have eaten and done the dishes already.

Saw this get posted on chess.com. My kids are basically grown at this point, but if I had little ones, I'd get this to teach them.

Well, how the fuck was I supposed to know LLR is a Nigerian prince?

I filed a complaint with the BBB for not receiving my Tucobucks.

Yeah, if only it was a deal on Amazon

Honestly, I wouldn't mind, but I got nothing going on at work this week, and this is really putting a damper on all of my regular shit posting. What, I gotta go get banned from Reddit again?

Which, honestly, we should all be ashamed of because there's absolutely nothing in the shop worth a shit. Silly me for thinking the devs might actually make something worth using their currency for at some point in the future. What I do know is that there's no point in donating real money...

Can't create threads in the rickshaw, unfortunately.