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  1. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    I know what it means in this context, but I can't help but feel offended every time something medical comes back "unremarkable."
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Heh, my boss said the funniest shit about this one day, took about an hour to stop laughing about it. "I have a lot more 47' extension cords than I care to admit."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got no reason to off her. She waived my final 10k bill because I bitched her out for ignoring me and spending all of her time on Keith Ellison's case, which cost me a shitload in back child support. I am, however, happy with one less super lefty in the world.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, my oldest works rotating 6pm-6am, so she can't babysit for that shift. Also, technically, per the divorce decree, the other parent has first right of refusal on any babysitting duties. This tends to put a hamper on things, because the term "parent" means something when custody is involved...
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    Boxing

    That bitch has an OF? Why ain't she in the thot thread?
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    The Metal Thread

    Thanks for reminding me about these guys. I miss Type O
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't feel bad. She was a super hyper lefty teamster lawyer, and she died "suddenly." Anyway, disregard the whole thing. Just talked to her and she's not on board, so not even gonna bother if she has a chance to fuck the whole thing up.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that. My lawyer died. Hence why I'm asking here now.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have 50/50 custody of my youngest. The oldest lives with me, and is not a minor. Therefore, situation is simply about the youngest. She'll be 13 here soon. My ex wife and I both work days. I've been offered an opportunity to advance pretty significantly professionally, but would require me to...
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    Home Improvement

    Fuck, couple summers ago, my AC went out on the hottest day of the year (when else would it go out?) Fan blade looked like the incredible hulk just tore it in half. I called an AC guy, he said "yeah, we can get the part, but I can't get back out here for a week, you can pick it up from our...
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    Home Improvement

    Cover it anyway, because the birds will eat all that shit right off the ground.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    That's some crazy shit, dude. Couldda, woulda, shoulda and all that shit aside, no one deserves that shit. Good luck sir.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Labia minora is 100% genetic variation. And why wouldn't it be? My ex pushed a 10lb baby out hers and still no roast beef. Unless you're somehow claiming that your mighty pecker is capable of doing more damage to a vagina than a literal child can, it fails on any amount of examination at all...
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    Health Problems

    Back to sick gainz?
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    Home Improvement

    100% creeping Charlie. No mowing, lush greenery.
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    I dunno if I understand the music argument right now. The best thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is that it's never been easier for talented people to showcase their skills and build a following. The worst thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is...
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    Home Improvement

    Copy that, we'll try that.
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    Home Improvement

    Fyi, I have 90v on those 2 black wires on that switch. 120v on the 2 white wires on the switch next to it when it's OFF and 0.01 when it's on. I don't know what the fuck any of this means. Just checked another 2 gang switch in my house and I have a fucking red and a black going to it, so I'm...
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    Home Improvement

    So, I had a bathroom light fixture stop working, and I'm trying to figure out the issue here. Maybe I'm searching for the wrong shit. It's 6 bulbs, all 6 bulbs are good. It's fed from this switch, and this is where I'm confused. Why would this switch have a black and a black and the other switch...