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  1. Haast

    Moving to San Antonio

    If you like beer, San Antonio has a couple of good brewpubs in Freetail and Blue Star. The bar and restaurant scene is pretty good, from what I hear. Maybe one of the locals could elaborate.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    In fairness, I assume all cartoon bears are pedophiles. ThanksObamainterweb.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The Cubs' news mascot looks suspiciously like the anime version of Pedobear. Deadspin is hosting a"do your worst to the new mascot" contest. Best one so far: they shooped him into Astros gear.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    Thank you Captain Literal.
  5. Haast

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Here you go. Let us know what you find.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    The saltines on my counter agree. Saw them right after reading the thread, the wife wondered why I find crackers funny.
  7. Haast

    It's cold outside.

    "Baby, it's cold outside" is the musical equivalent of Hand Banana. I assume cold weather + yoga pants is a viable legal defense.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    Dat disabled HTML.Here's a link.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    From the article: So it was the same school. I don't think she was his teacher, though.
  10. Haast

    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    Apparently it's illegal to for a teacher to have sex with a student, regardless of age. I learned something today.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    LOL! Also, attached is the obligatory NICE! pic. Her pic in the original article is pretty unflattering.
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    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    The article links to the website'smaster list of female teachers banging students. Which should be titled "The NICE Archive".
  13. Haast

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2014: Speedrunning For Charity - January 5th-11th

    He's been glitching through most of the stages. Pretty impressive.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2014: Speedrunning For Charity - January 5th-11th

    Watched Cave Story last night, that guy was really good. Though it was funny to watch the horribly bored look on his face while he played.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Monk and Bard were my two favorite EQ classes. I lived to pull, so monk was my main. So many good times trying to split challenging pulls. My feels are tingling.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    He crucified the ST coach (Priefer) in the article. Frazier and Spielman didn't look too bad. But the court of public opinion will probably be ugly for Priefer.
  17. Haast

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Article says $54 mil guaranteed. It also says it's comparable to the Aaron Rodgers extension last year. Too rich for Cutler IMO.
  18. Haast

    Just me and my t-rex

    This thread is much better than expected. A+ would read again.
  19. Haast

    Affluenza

    I think you may be misunderstanding Dabamf here. He's saying that much like absentee parents of poor black kids produce shitty kids, the same parenting style by these rich white parents produces an equally shitty kid. Debatably worse, because the rich white kid has money to fund his fucked...
  20. Haast

    Affluenza

    How much $$ you got bro?
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    Affluenza

    Yeah, in this case the kid blew a mind-blowing 0.24 and that was 3 hours AFTER the incident. He was ridiculously shitcanned. He was also going 70 in a 30 when he wrecked. In my opinion, he was so reckless an argument could be made for intent. However, stepping away from this incident, I...
  22. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If she doesn't want to fuck, does she care if you fuck other women? Serious question.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    In honor of Cleveland firing their coach after 1 year.
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    Affluenza

    The kid is fucked up enough that it probably wouldn't be a loss. It's arguable in this case since the kid knew he was drunk and still piled a ton of unrestrained people in his pickup and sped around recklessly. That's why it's especially fucked he is not being punished.
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    Affluenza

    Death seems a bit extreme. Assuming intent matters, he didn'tintendto kill anyone, though he callously endangered the lives of everyone around him by knowingly driving drunk. I'd guess somewhere between 10-30 years in prison is appropriate, depending on how he handles himself both now and...
  26. Haast

    Someone get me my avatar

    I did a GIS for "fohguild foler". Here is what it returned: The avatar search continues.
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    Re-Live the 80's

    Need an expert shooper to make Carl cop a feel on Gravy's current avatar. Great success!
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    Re-Live the 80's

    Carl on Aqua Teen Hunger Force has some similar memories tied to "Urgent". One of my favorite Carl lines. I will now always picture you as Carl. Go to 1:13 for the exchange.
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    Re-Live the 80's

    Haha, I have some pics of me in TERRIBLE clothes as a kid in the 80s. However, I was really young then, so I'm pretty sure that means my mom has shitty taste in clothing. Or at least did in the 80s. The clothing available that decade was definitely an enabler.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    She should see a doctor, for serious. I'm not saying she HAS a terrible disease, but it is possible. Also, in the more likely case it is something benign like low glandular function, it may be very treatable and lead to better quality of life.
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    Re-Live the 80's

    Actually, being a kid in the 80s was pretty badass. Good cartoons like Transformers, GI Joe and He-Man. Lots of good movies as well. Nintendo & arcades were in their golden age. And 80s kids were the first to have computers throughout schooling, setting you up for Tech/IT success.
  32. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Agreed, Grandma is Charles Xavier. Erm... Charlene Xavier.
  33. Haast

    CFB 2013-2014

    I'm confused. Are you just rustling Foggy's jimmies? Or are you talking aboutMajor Applewhite plowing trainers on bowl trips? Or something else?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Just asking the obvious, but has she been to a doctor about this? Because that set of symptoms could be related to some pretty serious illnesses.
  35. Haast

    Hearthstone

    I got reamed so terribly I am still at Angry Chicken. I picked up a couple of stars; I think I went 2W-3L to start. Not great, but w/e. However, I followed that up with 5-6 consecutive losses and RAGE QUIT. But I do appreciate you trying to cheer me up. =) My butthurt level is too high to...
  36. Haast

    Hearthstone

    As a counterpoint to everyone else cruising right through the ranks, I got raped unmercifully in ranked. Probably a combination of poor deck construction, players being under-ranked due to the reset and a little bit of bad RNG. But goddamn, I couldn't even polish off dailies. Think I'm...
  37. Haast

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    1 fuck given
  38. Haast

    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    ??????? ????