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I fully support the creation of a market for my poop. Especially if I get the bonus hilarity of knowing that it will be jammed up someone else's ass.

From the article: All players first stepping foot into the revamped Ranked Play mode will start at Rank 25 Every time you find yourself victorious against your opponent, you'll gain a star above your medal. Collect enough stars, and you'll eventually find yourself attaining the next rank...

It may be advantageous for them to reset everyone when they re-balance so the early content gets tested along with the later content. Though from a player's standpoint, I'm sure its irritating. The hazards of early beta...

Noodle, aren't you an EE? Ask a tech at your company to do it for a 6-pack of beer if you aretoo big a pussy to do ituncomfortable making the repair.

Sounds like you are suggesting that he watch the movie Extract, then treat it as a life plan. Well not exactly like Extract. But close enough. Get to it, Onoes.

If it happened fast, family genetics suck and she's made no effort to stay active... red flags everywhere. I've seen some AWFUL cases where a very normal looking dude ended up marrying a woman who just stopped caring and ended up huge, like 250+ lbs. And it looks bizarre. Do not want.

How fat?

Gotta give us some more infos before we can give you the wi-fives and brohugs.

Did anyone else read the legal docs for theJameis Winston case on Deadspin? That shit was LULZY. The doc set is really long, so here's the tl;dr. "Victim" story ----- Had 4-5 drinks at bar Totally blacked out Barely remember being in a cab Woke up to black man sexing her Made...

One of my friends I worked with during college figured out there was a gap in the cube grid he could lay down in undetected. So he got paid to take a nap whenever he was tired. Oddly, he was far from the laziest employee at the place.

Someone shared this article with me onsimulating Pappy Van Winkle through blending. Sounds interesting.

I was hoping you got an unfortunate tattoo and needed someone to decipher what was permanently inked on your body. I am disappoint in this thread.

The best part of this thread is knowing Gaige, after bringing up some tangential point or an outright strawman, actually thinks he's making a valid argument. We'll put this in terms of sports since children can understand them. Here's the level at which Gaige thinks he's arguing: And...

You said you were attracted to the 25 year old because she was mentally immature and that you like to do things teens like INSTEAD of what "adults" like. Don't worry. Lots of children have trouble with logic, so you should fit right in.

This thread is 1000x better than I expected. Araxen is the Martin Scorsese of thread creation.

Just wanted to make sure we covered all our bases in this thread.

Where the fuck would a 37 year old go where "hot 16 year olds" are hitting on them? Teen night at the local bar? High school volunteer? There is no non-creepy scenario where a 37-year old is hit on by a 16 year old.

The difference between you and the people making fun of you is that you actively SEEK young "immature" women (in your words). From your posting, it appears you are a damn near 40 year old man-child, so I guess it makes sense. Anyone would rub one out to a video of a hot 18 yr old failed...

Thanks, I will try that stuff out. So far I think I just unlocked Enforcer, which I'm reading is pretty worthless. I will work towards Engineer/Huntress/Acrid.

If you started in 1997, 2001 would be your expected graduation year. Swing and a miss.

I started a year AFTER him and have been working in my degree's industry for a DECADE. Just for a bit of perspective. EDIT: and that is with a 4.5 year bachelor's degree. So it's not like I was quick getting out of school.

Good advice from Zaphid. Civ, Heroes of Might and Magic, and card games should all work well. The King's Bounty series is similar to Heroes of Might and Magic and is controlled mostly by mouse (I think). Tower defense games may work if you can spare a finger to hit the pause button...

I'm having fun with this game, but I feel like I'm not getting very far. Any beginner's tips? Are you guys playing on normal difficulty or easy?

Video footage of Gaige and his car.

Here's what I expected next

Towns and Cube World on the indie front. In both cases, I think the developers raised money based off a proof-of-concept level development then disappeared. In Towns case it was worse, because it was less clear that it was a very incomplete game when it was sold on Steam. The good news is...

I installed and played for a few minutes over lunch. Cali is right; I had to redeem, then restart the Steam client to get it in my library. Past that, it went smooth.

I searched around a bit and apparently Springer is capable of playing multiple outfield positions. So no big deal. Hopefully the Astros have plans to upgrade talent way more than one CF coming off a down year. They just dumped one of their potential future starters. Maybe that means...

LOL. Maybe if they keep losing 100+ they'll get a waiver to field 10 players on defense. Seriously though, it strikes me as odd their one big move so far is to get a worthy starter in the position where they have their biggest upside prospect.

Astros trade for Fowler Astros trade Brandon Barnes (replacement level CF or worse) and Jordan Lyles (young starter with some potential) for Dexter Fowler. This is extremely confusing since the best prospect likely to make the bigs next year in the Astros system,George Springer, is also a...

Hoppy beer is somewhat of an acquired taste. When I was newer to craft beer, one of my friends would offer up "RAPED BY HOPS" or whatever the trendy hop bomb was at the time and I would hate it. The first hoppy beer I remember really liking is Deschutes Mirror Pond. Then I ramped up from...

Gaige, are you a trust fund kid like Bixxby implied? Seems relevant to the conversation.

Voyce sure is catching a lot of shit over this. It may be a bit of over-reaction, but if he actually liked and wanted to date this girl, finding out this is what she does for a living could be a deal-breaker. Finding out someone isn't who you thought they were is a common disappointment...

Well, what if the rumor came from thelead developer's Twitter?

Rumor has it that beta starts in early December.

LOL. If only it came with universal healthcare instead of politicians with too many chromosomes.

Don't dog him when he's finally delivering the goods, bros. I approve of your current direction, J49. Keep the pics coming.

I'm really enjoying Celebrities Read Mean Tweets on Kimmel. There's always a couple of really good ones. The Katy Perry tweet is hysterical in this one. EDIT: grammar fail.