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Yeah, that's a major gripe from some folks. We're only a day out and already there's more grumbling than a week after TPM. Everyone knew JJ was supposed to "clear the table" for a soft-reboot of the IP though, dunno what they were expecting.

It's in the Quran.

Noone needs to boycott this movie for it to flop. Every SJW in existence could watch it five times and it would still flop.

Goddammit, Utah. Get your shit together.

I like Amos in the show way better than book Amos for some reason. He's kinda oafish and menacing instead of just oafish.

Are you on PTR? I installed it but the fucking queue times got to me. Anyone on PTR play with the Arachyr changes?

What's the ROTJ part if it's mostly an ANH soft-reboot? The trees?

I dunno, the Euros have normalized week-long gangrapes by muslim migrants as normal healthy sexual activity. For them "degenerate" has prolly come back around to sweaty cuddling with a straight white guy.

7/10 is a little harsh... I thought _I_ was managing my expectations.

You know what wouldn't suck? If they made a trek show from the perspective of the one of the bad guys. Or maybe even from the perspective of a federation guy stuck living with the Romulans or the Klingons or something. That's eventually what made DS9 so cool.

Thing is Romulans are imperialist Vulcans... and they're massive fuckups.

How many butts have you unjustly nipped before learning the difference?

Orion was hilarious. That was actually one of Freeman Dyson's actual real-life projects. They weren't gonna use massive megaton devices though. The actual project specs called for making smaller coke-can sized nukes similar to the ones used in nuclear artillery at the time. The whole thing...

Netkakke'd for the day.

So you got ten weeks to finish the first five books? A book every two weeks isn't too bad. The first and the fourth aren't too long either. Get crackin.

Nah, prolly closer to Wall Street 2 or Margin Call if you saw that. The book has quite a few moments of gallows humor but for the most part it's pretty sad. Excellent round-table with the Author, cast and Adam McKay who was apparently a huge fan of the book and pushed for the movie. They...

That's the big complaint in the negative reviews: it's too much like a "SOFT-REBOOT" driven by nostalgia like what Abrams did with Star Trek. But everyone knew that's why Disney hired him for the job. It's why they gave him carte blanche and wiped the EU just so he could effect a soft-reboot...

So spoilers in spoiler tags are ok then?

I don't even remember Draegan from the old FOH tbh. Different name?

Abuse of religious authority is classed under sexual assault actually, but nothing about "social repercussions" or job pressure lol. "He said he had to pee in my butt if I wanted the job as a shampoo model for their next commercial!"is rape in the brave new world the SJW's want to herald.

Maybe they should just implement cucknets. You earn cucknets by posting feels-safe content in the adult hugbox threads. Then you can spend them when you want to post spoilers or gore or calling mods American Inventors.

Did you see it in Paris or just more aussie timezone sploits?

Why change it though? Was it traffic or technical reasons or because the wild west rules were drawing people away from the shitty cunt-friendly SJW civility cuckboxes?

What ARE the rules for posting spoilers in the shaw? Do spoiler tags even work here? If they enabled img and embeds and still disabled edits somehow, the shaw would be the place for all the cool kids.

I love how Mist snuck this criterion in: Explains the constant whining about the 68 hours a week in your shitty job.

I don't mind cuntifying the whole cast, but why must they all be so unfuckable?

Racism.

LOL no man, they literally had a dilemma: no more Paul Walker and Fast and Furious still sells tickets even after the 8th sequel.... and there was a whole fat sci-fi audience waiting to be plundered.

no, that's snoke/plagueis/andy serkis.

Nah we've got a bet on Kylo Ren being Luke's son. Dunno how spoilers rules are in the shaw but the early reviews kinda answer that anyway.

That's not a spoiler, that's me winning fifty bucks from an office pool.

hahaha wat was the spoiler?

What flavor of butthurt did a_skeleton_03 sprinkle on your vajays this time?

I kinda picture Mist as looking like Noreen from the second season of Fargo except with blue hair, hipstress glasses and a waaaaay more suicidal outlook. Is sexy spit-roast material for you guys?

Bakky Visual? That was the Japanese one anyway. Max Hardcore got nabbed with some dumbass technicality when they couldn't get the fake-underage shit to stick. He filmed 25+ year-old meth-hags who pretended to be 12-13 year olds on camera for anal and fisting purposes. They couldn't get tax...

If you're in Chicago, Oathkeepers will be watching the premiere at AMC River East 21 downtown. I'm sure the theater itself is hiring extra discreet security, but it's also a only a couple blocks from a major police precinct. Dunno if they're running metal detectors and screening heavily like...

Wouldn't Lucasfilm just be a bunch of copyright lawyers in a basement under the epcot center now?

LOL so JJ Abrams calling BB-8 a "he" and "his" in that 60 minutes special got all the tumblrcunts all /wristing that their fembot messiah has been misgender-raped by yet another ciswhite proto-jew. I might just go see this at release after all.

Imagine how hard Justin Lin must've fought to get Vin Diesel in this movie. I bet they snuck in a CGI Paul Walker to make him happy.

If someone paid you to make a trailer that would bridge the gap between Star Trek and Fast and Furious, you can't really do any better than that.